Yarr! Seems there be some land lubbers testin' out their sea legs. They won't be gettin' our rum without cutlass and canon to dissuade tha' particular course. Hope yer horses can swim!
Pirates of the Parrot Order hereby recognize a state of hostilities with Cowboys.
Obligatory pirate joke:
How do you tell the difference between a modern pirate and an old-fashioned pirate?
PS. Any and all complaints regarding our potentially underwhelming counter can be directed towards Lowsten. They will be brought up at our bi-monthly grumble meeting. The only other item on the agenda is the eligibility of almond drink's inclusion as a milk product.