Even in this lulz environment, this fails. Badly. Forced merger is no..when ADULT stops having fun with our current dance partners, I'll see if the senders of the message can't be added to the dance card.
/me facepalms.
EDIT:
Ok, well, at least I found out the reasons for the forced merger...the message is still meh on a scale of ten, tho'. Plus, my dance card's full. Like I mentioned. Have fun you two, and no nukes!