Jazzy95

BritishDude leading CCC? ClawsClawsClaws treaty coming soon?

I missed this but yes I updated it yesterday!

Yes please 😃

New CLAWS Pip just dropped:

Watch your words or you'll be next Thanks! It'll be even better when we DoW

Gotta sign 'em all! It's a great name and I have zero regrets.

50 Trades of Black Article I: Always have a safe word The signatories agree to refrain from hostile acts, share relevant information, and provide economic/diplomatic assistance. Article II: That's a paddlin' In the event one signatory is attacked, the other is obligated to assist if requested. Article III: Don't forget the lube In the event one signatory begins a war, the other may choose to assist. Article IV: Loosen ropes for good circulation In the event one signatory becomes involved in a war through other treaties, assistance is optional. Article V: Handcuffs are more fun in theory If either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty, they must provide the other with an advance notice of 72 hours, during which the terms of the treaty will still hold. Signed for The Dark Templar, Bob - Triumvir Sarkin - Triumvir Starcraftmazter - Triumvir Sixgun - High Templar Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Hershey's White Chocolate Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts Grand Inquisitor: Tevron, Recovering Democrat, Rising Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy Shredder of Interior: Alex the Cat Shredder of Foreign Affairs: Cadlore Shredder of War: BigKif Shredder-At-Large: MM

North Pacific Non-Christian Wolves? Idk, it's got a bit of a ring to it

The Bundy-NPbrOmance goes back like a decade so this makes sense, and CLAWS might not have had Pacifica as a day-one ally without it. It will be interesting to see what new friendships are forged from here. Just remember a clogged treaty web makes for a boring "All Wars Across the Globe" screen.

I'm afraid it's TERMinal

Now that this is settled, I’ll say we can call the next war Herogasm 2, just to meme on this. Agreed, @Smitty256?

Guess you need to cancel some treaties. I have some recommendations 😃

Sigh, treaty web updated

Treaty web updated!

The web is now updated to postwar lines from what I can find/remember.

Hey I see my name! Thanks for keeping this updated consistently Piejonk!

While this does give FL more credit as a nuisance than he deserves, I definitely laughed.

We might reach 5% of all game participation in this poll. I can't tell if that's impressive or sad

Odd, this is the one time Smitty may support me. Next thing you know we'll be blocmates. Oh wait...

I'm glad I could clear up your paranoia ❤️

I hope one day you can have honest and transparent leaders.

Looking at you, admin.

Fixed that for you.

Same energy

Please don't make me whoop you with stats like I whooped you in war. FTW's mid to upper tier took a beating at the start and has spent the rest of the war either A) in peace mode or B) down declaring. None of these stats are surprising when an alliance loses 75% of their infra and decides to keep ~80% below 7k infra. Get your larger nations out of PM if you'd like to actually have fair wars, but we're happy to follow your lead on this if that's the request. Thanks for the stats @Piejonk.