One Eighty Two

Congrats CCC! Cheers to AO for his years of dedicated leadership. Congrats, Brian! I never thought I'd see a satanist in CCC government though

The Old Friends Accords Article I - Trinity Farkistan hereby enters into this protectorate with the Nuclear Proliferation League. Article II - Able I. Farkistan and the Nuclear Proliferation League shall each maintain their own individual sovereignty. II. The Nuclear Proliferation League shall be provided with advisors from Farkistan to help guide the alliance in all matters pertaining to Economics, Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Military Affairs, and Organization. Article III - Baker I. The Nuclear Proliferation League promises to provide fresh cooked bacon to Farkistan when supplies are low. In return, Farkistan pledges to provide financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to the Nuclear Proliferation League as needed. II. Farkistan will provide the beer and relaxation mats to NPL as part of this agreement. NPL is entitled to, without obligation, pledge financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to Farkistan. Article IV - X-Ray I. An attack upon the Nuclear Proliferation League by any nation or alliance is considered an attack upon Farkistan, and as such Farkistan hereby pledges its unconditional defense of the Nuclear Proliferation League at all times. Likewise, if Farkistan is attacked, the Nuclear Proliferation League may, without obligation, pledge military support for the defense of Farkistan. II. Either party may request, without obligation to the other signatories, any assistance in an aggressive war at any time. III. In cases where attacks are launched upon one signatory by another signatory, the offending alliance agrees to pay up to 150% of all damages incurred. Article V - Tsar Bomba I. Should all parties agree to cancel this treaty, a period of 48 hours will remain in effect in which, the articles of the treaty will remain valid. Signed on the 14h Day of April in the year 2024, Signed for Farkistan: One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight 905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild TF Council Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee DRI – The Decider In Chief Yak - Speaker Emeritus Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League: KemMo, The Atom

Cheers, Lads!

❤️ QL Congrats! Look forward to working with you again! Sorry to see you resign Sponge, but glad you’re sticking around.

This is high praise from someone who scored 4 touchdowns in a single high school football game! Cheers

I'm sure that could be arranged! I have a couple new beers in the fridge to check out

FARK - CCC MDoAP The Holy War Pact Holy war. For some, the thought of holy war brings anger. For others, it brings sadness. Yet today, holy war represents the fire that burns between FARK and CCC. These two alliances choose to come together to declare a new crusade. Article 1 - Where to Crusade FARK and CCC recognize that they will not crusade against one another in any way. Instead, holy war will be raged against their enemies. Article 2 - How to Crusade FARK and CCC commit to crusade together whenever both want to conquer new lands. They don’t have crusade together, but it is always nice to wage holy war with friends. Should FARK or CCC come under attack, both commit to launch crusades against the enemy unless asked to hold back their forces. Article 3 - Financing the Crusade Crusading promises riches. However, the only way to take hold of those riches is to be well prepared. FARK and CCC will assist one another in strengthening their nations to be ready for holy war. Article 4 - Whispers of Crusade FARK and CCC promise to share any information that is pertinent to each other. These secrets will be held in the strictest of confidence. Article 5 - Ending the Crusade Should either FARK or CCC decide to retire from crusading and declare an end to the holy war, then a 72 hour notice must be given. Signed for CCC lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Meat-based Titles Go Here A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma. Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties Signed for Fark One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight 905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild TF Council Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee DRI – The Decider In Chief Yak - Speaker Emeritus Also, bit of breaking news. Maury has determined through extensive DNA tests that @Dr Triffid is @iwin90's father.

Always great to see friends getting together! Congrats ❤️

And yes, Oysters are serious business. I’ve seen wars started over less. Still a stronger CB than many CN wars.

I learned today that the mods really don’t like Mogar.

Glad to have you guys back! ❤️

+1 for the Breakin' 2 reference.

Cheers, Polar!

Gotta love the classics

Cheers, FAN! Glad to be fighting alongside you again.