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Farkistan Acronym Publishers Presents: The Encounter An Erotic Short There she was...nothing like love out in the middle of the country...away from the bustle and crowd. He had been working towards this for days. Gaining her trust, wooing her with subtle touches and fatherly pats on the head. The hardest part had been coaxing her away from her over protective herd of family and friends. It's amazing what you can accomplish with good food, good drink, and good company. Now she was ready to give herself completely over to the animal lust that had been building between them. It was dark outside, so he depended on his hands and the light of the moon to guide his way. A pet here, a caress there. Things were starting to get hot and heavy. Her family had no idea what was going on in this dark pasture less than a mile away. His Cable77 was bulging, straining against the fabric of his jeans. She felt it brush up against her and gave him an uncertain look. He smiled reassuringly. Of course she was reluctant; it was her first time. He could tell she was rethinking this, whether she wanted his 905 love or not. He whispered seductively in her ear. "Don't worry, babe. I'm going to make you feel so good." He gave her back a gentle caress which ended on her perfectly toned CountryMouse. She turned away, signalling her submission to his will. He quickly tugged his bike shorts down, releasing his throbbing, veiny one_eighty_two and wasted no time in going for her Randomly Jim. Sweet ecstasy! The night was thick with the sounds of the heavy breathing of two hearts in lust and the slap-slap-slapping of his Manwithplanx doing its work on her docmeister. He knew he wouldn't be able to hold on long. He bit his lip and kept working, trying his best not to go off too soon. Then it happened. RELEASE!! With a grunt he held her close and released, over and over again. She squirmed in discomfort. He didn't care. He never cared about any of his pet projects, once he had blow his Omarius Zombonicus all over the place. To him, this was a perfect ending to a perfect Valentine's Day encounter. Pet projects! A thought struck him like lightning. He needed to leave quick. He leaned forward and whispered in her ear, "I have to get back to running my poorly managed browser game, but I will be back. See you soon baby. 21 days, tops!" She looked back at him, yellow eyes filled with lust. She could only reply in one way worthy of his love. She swallowed her sugar cube and replied, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" tl;dr Submitter: Cable77 Squirrel: 905 Council: CountryMouse, SoTC one_eighty_two Randomly Jim Manwithplanx docmeister Senator: Omarius Zombonicus

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Obey, must i. have we never done a thing like this before? he asked to get his breakfast in bed with a couple of eggs, since the city arms hotel where he used to be Pretending to be laid up with a sick voice doing his hIghness to make himself interesting for that old attractive and successful homosexual gentleman, mrs. riordan. he thought she had a great leg up and she never left us a farthing all for masses for herself and in her soul was the Greatest miser ever. she was actually afraid to lay out her methylated spirit, telling me all her ailments. she had too much old chat in her about politicS and earthquakes and the end of the world. let us have a bit of fun first And god help the world if all the women were her sort down on bathingsuits and lownecks of course nobody wanted her to wear them i suppose she was pious because no maN would look at her twice i hope ill never be like her a wonder she didnt want us to cover our faces but she was a welleducated woman certainly and her gabby talk about mr riorDan here and mr riordan there i suppose he was glad to get shut of her and her dog smelling my fur and alWays edging to get up under my petticoats especially then still i like that in him polite to old women like that and waiters and beggars too hes not proud out of nothing but not Always if ever he got anything really serious the matter with him its much better for them to go into a hospital where everything is clean but i suppose id have to dring it into him for a month yes and Then wed have a hospital nurse next thing on the carpet have him staying there till thEy throw him out or a nun maybe like the smutty photo he has as proof. also shes As much a nun as im not yes because theyre so weak and puling when theyre sick they want a woman to get well if his nose bleeds youd think it was o tRagic and that dyinglooking one off the south circular when he sprained his foot at the choir party at the sugarloaf mountain the day i wOre that dress miss stack bringing him flowers the worst old ones she could find at the bottom of the basket anything at all to get into a mans bedRoom with her old maids voice trying to imagine he was dying on account of her to never see thy face again though he looked more like a Man with his beard a bit grown in the bed father was the same besides i hate bandaging and dosing when he cut his toe with the rAzor paring his corns afraid hed get bloOdpoisoning but if it was a thing i was sick then wed see what attention only of course the woman hides it not to give all the TRouble they do yes he came somewhere im sure by his appetite anyway love its not or hed be off his feed thinking of her so either it was one of those night women if it Was down there he was really and the Hotel story he made up a pack of lies to hide it plAnning it hynes kept me who did i meet ah yEs i met do you remember menton and who else who let me see that big babbyface i saw him and he not long married flirting with a young girl at pooles myriorama and turned my back on him when he sliNked out looking quite conscious what harm but he had the impuDence to make up to me one time well done to him mouth almighty and his boiled eyes of all the big stupoes i ever met and that's called a solicitor Only for i hate having a long wrangle in bed or else if its not that its some little !@#$%^ or other he got in with somEwhere or picked up on the sly if they only knew him as well as i do yes because the day before yesterday he was scribbling someThing a letter when i came into the front room to show you. just as we gathered, news of dignam's death were in the paper as if something told me and he covered it up with the blotting paper pretending to Be thinking abOut business so very probably that was it to somebody who thinks she has a softy in him because all men get a bit like that at his Age especially getting on to forty he is now so as to wheedle any money she can out of him no fool like an old fool and then the usual kissing my bottom was to hIDe it not that i care two straws now who he does it with or knew before that way though id like to find out so long as i dont have the two of them under my nose all the time like that slut that mary we had in ontario terrace padding out her false bottom to excite him bad enough to get the sMell of those painted women off him once or twice i had a suspicion by getting him to come near me when i found the long hair on his coat without that one when i went into the Kitchen pretending he was drinking water one woman is not enough for them it was all his fault of course ruining servants then proposing that She could eat at our table on christmas day if you please o no thank you not in my house stealing my potatoes and the oysters 2/6 per doz going out to see her auNt if you please common robbery so it was but i was sure he had something on with that one it takes me to find out a thing like that he said you have no pRoof it was her proof o yes her aunt was very fond of oysters but i told her what i thought of her suggesting me to go out to be alone with her i wouldnt lower myself to spy on them the garters i found in her room the friday she was out that was enough for me a little bit too much her face swelled up on her with temper when i gave her her weeks notice i saw to that better do without them altogether but without them i would be lost. the rooms for myself quicker only for the damn cooking and throwing out the dirt i gave it to him anyhow either she or me leaves the house i couldnt even touch him if i thought he was with a dirty barefaced liar and sLoven like that one denying it up to my face and singing about the place in the w c too because she knew she was too well off yes because he coUldnt possibly do without it that long so he must do it somewhere and the last time he came on my bottom when was it the night boylan gave my hand a great squeeze going along by the tolka in my hand theRe steals another i just pressed the back of his like that with my thumb to squeeze back singing the young may moon shes beaming love because he has an idea about him and me heS not such a fool he said im dining out and going to the gaiety though im not going to give him the satisfaction in any case god knows hes a chAnge in a way not to be always and ever wearing the same old hat unless i paid some nicelooking boy to do it since i cant do it Myself a young boy would like me id confuse him a little alone with him if we were id let him see my garters the new ones and make him turn red looking at him seduce him i know what boYs feel with that down on their cheek doing that frigging drawing out the thing by the hour Question and answer would you do this that and the other with the coalman yes with a bishop yes i would because i told him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in The jews temples gardens when i was knitting that woollen thing a stranger to dublin what place was it and so on about the monuments and he tired me out with statues encouraging him making him Worse than he is who is in your mind now tell me who are you thinking of who is it tell me his name who tell me who the german emperOr is it yes imagine im him think of him can you feel him trying to make a whore of me what he never will he ought to give it up now at this age of his life simply rUination for any woman and no satisfaction in it pretending to Like this silly game. i'm sure he comes and then finish it off myself anyway and it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for all with all the talk of the worlD about it people make its only the first time after that its just the ordinary do it and think no more about it whY cant you kiss a man without going and marrying him first you sometimes love to wildly when you feel that Way so nice all over you you cant help yourself i wish some man or other would take me sometime when hes there and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kIss long and hot down to your soul almost paralyses you then i hate that confession when i used to go to father corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he did where and i said on the canaL bank like a fool but whereabouts on your person my child on the leg behind high up was it yes rather high up was it where you sit down yes o lord couLdnt he say bottom right out and have done with it what has that got to do with it and did you whatever way he Put it i forget no father and i always think of the real father what did he want to know for when i already confessEd it to god he had a nice fat hand the palm moist always i wouldnt mind feEling it neither would he id say by the bullneck in his horsecollar i wonder did he know me in the box i could see his face he couldnt see mine of course hed never turn or let on still his eyes were red when his father died theyre lost for a wOman of course must be terrible when a man cries let alone them id like to be embraced by oNe in his vestments and the smell of incense off him like the pope besides theres no danger with a priest if Youre married hes too careful about himself then give something to h h the pope for a penance i wonder was he satisfied with me one thing i didnt like his slapping me behind gUing away so familiarly in the hall though i laughed im not a horse or an ass am i i suppose he was thinking of his fathers i wonder is he awake thinking of me or dReaMing am i in it who gave him that flower he said he bought he smelt of some kind of drink not whisky or stout or perhaps the sweety kind Of paste they stick their bills up with some liqueur id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the opera hats i tasted once with My finger dipped out of that american that had the squirrel talking stamps with father he had all he could do to keep himself from falling asleep after the last time after we took the port and potted meat it had a fine salty taste yes because i felt lovely and tired myself and fell asleep as sound as a Top the moment i popped straight into bed till that thunder woke me up god be merciful to us i thought the heavens were coming down About us to punish us when i blessed myself and said a hail mary like those awful thunderbolts in gibraltar as if the world was coming to an end aNd then they come and tell you theres no god what could you do if it was running and rushing about nothing only make an act of contrition the candle i lit that evening in Whitefriars sTreet chapel for the month of may see it brought its luck though he'd scoff and sigh when he was bored. and if he heard because he never goes to church mass or meeting he says your soul you have no Soul inside only grey matter because he doesnt know what it is to have one yes when i lit the lamp because he must have seen three or four with that tremendous big red brute of a thing he has i thought the vein or whatever the shinfat's cockens they call it was going to burst though his nose is not so big after i took off all my things with the blinds down after my hours dressing and perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a thick crowbar standing all the time he must have eaten oysters i think a few dozen he was in great singing voice no i never in all my life felt anyone had one the size of that to Make you feel full up he must have eaten a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that with a big hole in the middle of us or like a Stallion driving it up into you because thats all they want out of you with that determined vicious look in his eye i had to halfshut my eyes still he hasnt such a tremendous amount of sPunk in him when i made him pull out and do it on me considering how big it is so much the better in case any of it wasnt washed out properly the last time i let him finish it in me nice invention they made for women for him to get all the pleasure but if someone gave them a touch of it themselves tHeyd know what i went through with milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and mina purefoys husband give us a swing out of your whiskers fIlling her up with a child or twins once a year as regular as the clock always with a smell of children off her tHe one they called budgers or something like a attractive and successful african-american with a shock of hair on it jesusjack the child is a black the last time i was there a squad of them fAlling over one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears unless you were dead sober. which is supposed to be healthy not satisfied till they have us swollen out like elephants or i dont know what supposing i risked having another Not off him though still if he was married im sure hed have a fine strong child but i dont know poldy has more spunk in him yes thatd be awfully jolly i sUppose it was meeting josie powell and the funeral and thinking about me and boylan set him off well he cAn think what he likes now if thatll do him any good i know they were spooning a bit when i came on the scene he was dancing and sitting out with her the night of georGina simpsons housewarming and then he wanted to ram it down my neck it was on account of not liking to see her a wallflower that was why we had the standup row over politics he Began it not me when he said about our lord being a carpenter at last he made me cry of course a woman is so sensitive about everything i was fuming with myself after for giving in only for i knew he was gone on me and the first socialist he said he was he annoyed me so much i couldnt put him into a temper still he kNows a lot of mixedup things especially about the body and the inside i often wanted to study up that myself what we have inside us in that family physician i could alWays hear his voice talking when the room was crowded and watch him after that i pretended i had a coolness on with her over him because he used to be a bit on the jealous side whenever he asked who are you going to and i said over to floey and he made me the present of byron's poems and the three pairs of gloves So that finished that i could quite easily get him to make it up any time i know how id even supposing he got in with her again and was going out to sEe her somewhere id know if he refused to eat the onions i know plenty of ways ask him to tuck down the collar of my bLouse or touch him with my veil and gloves on going out i kiss then would send them all spinning however alright well see then let him go to her she of cOurse would only be too delighted to pretend shes mad in love with him that i wouldnt so much mind id just go to her and ask her do you love him and look her square in the Eyes she couldnt fool me but he might imagine he was and make a declaration to her with his plabbery kind of a manner like he did to me though i had the devils owN job to get it out of him though i liked him for that it showed he could hold in and wasnt to be got for the asking he was on the pop of asking me too the Night in the kitchen i was rolling the potato cake theres something i want to say to you only for i put him off letting on i was in a teMper with my hands and arms full of pasty flour in any case i let out too much the night before talking of dreams so i didnt want to let him know more than was good fOr him she used to be always embracing me josie whenever he was there meaning him of course glauming me over and when i said i washed up and down as far as posSible asking me and did you wash possible the women are always egging on to that putting it on thick when hes there they know by his sly eye blinking a bit putting on the indiffeRent when they come out with something the kind he is what spoils him i dont wonder in the least because he was very handsome at that time trying to look like loRd byron i said i liked though he was too beautiful for a man and he was a little before we got engaged afterwards though she didnt like it so much the daY i was in fits of laughing with the giggles i couldnt stop about all my hairpins falling out one after another with the mass of hair i had yourE always in great humour really. sucks to be you! she said because it grigged her because she knew what it meant because i used to tell her a good bit of what Went on between us not all but just enough to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault she didnt darken the door much after we were married i wonder wHat shes got like now after living with that dotty husband of hers she had her face beginning to look drawn and run down the last time i saw her she must have beEn just after a row with him because i saw on the moment she was edging to draw down a conversation about husbanDs and talk about him to run him down what was it she told me o yes that sometimes he used to go to bed with his muddy boots on when the maggot tAkes him just imagine having to get into bed with a thing like that that might murder you any moment what a man well its not the one way everyone goes mad poldy anyhow whatever he does always wipes his feet on The mat when he comes in wet or shine and always blacks his own boots too and he always takes off his hat when he comes up in the street like then and now hes going about in his slippers to look for 10000 pounds for a postcard Up up o sweetheart may wouldnt a thing like that simply bore your ass. also, stiff to extinction actually too stuPid even to take his boots off now what could you make of a man like that id rather Die 20 times over than marry another of their sex of course hed never find another woman like me to put up with him the way i do know me come sleep with me yes And he knows that too at the bottom of his heart take that mrs maybrick that poisoned her husband for what i wonder in love with some other man yes it was found out on her wasnT she the downright villain to go and do a thing like that of course some men can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad and always the worst word in the world what do thEy ask us to marry them for if were so bad as all that comes to yes because they cant get on without us white arsenic she put in his tea off flypaper wasnt it i wonder why they call it that iF i asked him hed say its from the greek leave us as wise as we were before she must have been madly in love with the other fellow to run the chanCe of being hanged o she didnt care If that was her nature what could she do besides theyre not brutes enoUgh to go and hang a woman surely are they're all so different boyLan talking about the shape of my foot he noticed at once even before he was introduced when i was in the d b c with poldy laughing and trying to listen i was waggling my foot we bOth ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter i saw him looking with his two old maids of sisters when i stood up And asked the girl where it was what do i care with it dropping out of me and that black closed breeches he made me buy takes you half an hour to let them dowN wetting all myself always with some brandnew fad every other week such a long one i did i forgot my suede gloves on the seat behind that i never got after some robber of a womAn and he wanted me to put it in the irish times lost in the ladies lavatory d b c dame street finder return to mrs marion bloom and i saw his eyes on my feet going out through the turning door he was Looking when i looked back and i went there for tea 2 days after in the hope but he waSnt now how did that excite him because i was crossing them when we were in the other room first he meant the shoes that are too tight to walk in my hand is nice like that if i only had a ring with the stone for my Month a nice aquamarine ill stick him for one and a gold bracelet i dont like my foot so much still i made him spend once with my foot the night after goodwins flocK of a concert so cold and windy it was well we had that rum in the house to mull and the Fire wasnt black out when he asked to take off my stockings lying on the hearthrug in lombard street west and another time it was my muddy boots hed like me to walk in all the horses dUng i could find but of course hes not natural like the rest of the world that i what did he say i could give 9 points in test to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that mean i asked him i forget what he said because the stoppress edition just passed and the man with the curly hair in the lucan dairy thats so polite i think i saw his fAce before somewhere i noticed him when i was tasting the butter so i took my time bartell darcy too that he used to make fun of when he commenced kissing me on the chOir stairs after i sang gounods ave maria what are we waiting for o my heart kiss me straight on the brow and part which is my brown part he was Pretty hot for all his tinny voice too my low notes he was always raving about if you can believe him i liked the way he used His mouth singing then he said wasnt it terrible to do that there in a place like your. favorite pictures from last year dont seem so terrible about it ill tell him about that Some day not now and surprise him ay and ill take him there and show him the very place too we did it so now there you are like it or lump it he thinks nothing can happEn without him knowing he hadnt an idea about my mother till we were engaged otherwise hed never have got me so cheap as he did he was lo times worse himself anYhow begging me to give him a tiny bit cut off my drawers that was the evening coming along kenilworth square he kissed me in the eye of my gloVe and i had to take it off asking me questions is it permitted to enquire the shape of my bedroom so i let him keep it as if i forgot it to Think of me when i saw him slip it into his pocket of course hes mad on the subject of drawers thats plain to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on the bicycles with their skirts blOwing up to their navels even when milly and i were out with him at the open air fete that one in the cream muslin standing right against the sun so he could sPeak every atom she had on when he saw me from behind following in the rain i saw him before he saw me however standing at the corner of the harolds cross road with a new raincoat on him with the muffler in the zingari colours to show off his complexion and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was he doing there where hed no business they can go and get whatever they like from anything at all with a skirt on it and were not to ask any questions but they want to know where were you Where are you going i could feel him coming along Skulking after me his eyes on my neck he had been keeping away from the house he felt it was getting too warm for him to play with the band. is this so bad? i asked him and i halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to Say yes till i took off my glove slowly watching him he said my openwork sleeves were too cold for the rain anything for an excuse to put his hand anear me drawers dRawers the whole blessed time till i promised to give him the pair off my doll to carry about in his waistcoat pocket o maria santisima he did look a big fOol dreeping in the rain splendid set of teeth he had made me hungry to look at them and beseeched of me to lift the orange petticoat i had on with the sUnray pleats that there was nobody he said hed kneel down in the wet if i didnt so persevering he would too and ruin his new raincoat you never know what freak theyd take alone with you theyre so Savage for it if anyone was passing so i lifted them a bit and touched his trousers outside the way i Used to gardner after with my ring hand to keep him from doing worse where it was too public i was dying to find out was he circumcised he was shaking liCk a jelly all over they want to do everything too quick take all the pleasure out of it and father waiting all the time for his dinner he told me to say i left my purse in the butchers and had to go bacK for it what a deceiver then he wrote me that letter with all those words in it how could he have the face to any woman after his company manners making it So awkward after when we met asking me have i offended you with my eyelids down of course he saw i wasnt he had a few brains not like that other fool Henny doyle he was always breaking or tearing something in the charades i hate an unlucky man and if i knew what it meant of course i had to say no for Form sake dont understand you i said and wasnt it natural so it is of course it used to be written up with a picture of a womans on that wall in gibraltar with tHat word i couldnt find anywhere only for children seeing it too young then writing every morning a letter sometimes twice a day i liked the way he made lOve then he knew the way to take a woman when he sent me the 8 big poppies because mine was the 8th then i wrote the night he kissed my heart at dolphins Barn i coUldnt describe it simply it makes you feel like nothing on earth but he never knew how to embrace well like gaRdner i hope hell come on monday as he said at the same time four i hate people who come at all hours answer the door you think its the vegetables then its somebody and you all uNdressed or the door of the filthy sloppy kitchen blows open the day old frostyface goodwin called about the concert in lombard street and i just after dinner All flushed and tossed with boiling old stew dont look at me professor i had to say im a fright yes but he was a real old gent in his way it was impossible to be more respectfuL nobody to say youre out you have to peep out through the blind like the messengerboy today i thought it was a putoff first him sending the port and the peaches first and i was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a fool of me when i knew his tattarrattat at the door he must have been a bit Late because it was l/4 after 3 when i saw the 2 dedalus girls coming from school i never know the time even that watch he gave me never seems to go properly id want to get it looked after when i threw the penny to that lame sailor for england home and beauty when i was whistling there is a chArming girl i love and i hadnt even put on my clean shift or powdered myself or a thing then this day week were to go to belfast just as well he has To go to ennis his fathers anniversary the 27th it wouldnt be pleasant if he did suppose our rooms at the hotel were beside each other aNd any fooling went on in the new bed i couldnt tell him to stop and not bother me with him in the next room or perhaps some protestant clergyman with a cough knocking on the wall then hEd never believe the next day we didnt do something its all very well a husband but you cant fool a lover after me telling him we never did anything awful. maybe he Didnt believe me no its better hes going where he is besides something always happens with him the time going to the mallow concert at maryborough ordering bOiling soup for the two of us then the bell rang out he walks down the platforM with the soup splashing about taking spoonfuls of it hadnt he the nerve and the waiter after him making a holy show of us screeching and confusion for the engine to start but he wouldnt pay till he finished it the two gentlemen in the 3rd class carriage said he was quite right so clicK he was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when he gets a thing into his head a good job he was able to open the carriage door With his knife or theyd have taken us on to cork i suppose that was done out of revenge on him o i love jaunting in a train or a car with lovely sOft cushions i wonder will he take a 1st class for me he might want to do it in the train by tipping the guard well o i suppose therell be the usual Idiots of men gaping at us with their eyes as stupid as ever they can possibly be tHat was an exceptional man that common workman that left us alone in the carriage that day going to Howth id like to find out something about him l or 2 tunnels perhaps then you have to look out of the window all the nicer then they Got coming back suppose i never came back what would they say eloped with him that gets you on On the stage the last concert i sang at where its over a year ago when was it st teresas hall clarendon st little chits of missies they have now singing kathleen kearney and her like On account of father being in the army and my singing the absentminded beggar and wearing a brooch for lord roberts wheN i had the map of it all and poldy not irish enough was it him managed it this time i wouldnt put it past him like he got me on to sing in the Stabat mater by going around saying hE was putting lead kindly light to music i put him up to that till the jesuits found out he was a freemason thumping the piano lead thou me on Copied from some old opera yes and he was going about with some of them sinner fein lately or whatever they call themselves talking his usual trash and noNsense he says that little man he showed me without the neck is very intelligent the coming man griffiths is he well he doesnt look it thats all i can sAy still it must have been him he knew there was a boycott i hate the mention of their politics after the war that pretoria and ladysmith and Bloemfontein where gardner lieut stanley g 8th bn 2nd east lancs rgt of enteric fever he was a lovely fellow in khaki and just the right height over me im sure he was brave tOo he said i was lovely the evening we kissed goodbye at the canal lock my irish beauty he was pale with excitement about going to go. to run away or wed or be Seen from the road he couldnt stand properly and i so hot as i never felt they could have made their peace in the beginning or old oom paul and The rest of the other old krugers go and fight it out between them instead of dragging on for years killing any finelooking men there were with their fEver if he was even decently shot it wouldnt have been so bad i love to see a regiment pass in review the first time i saw the spanish cavalRy at la roque it was lovely after looking across the bay from algeciras all the lights of the rock like fireflies or those sham battles on the 15 acres the blaCk watch with their kilts in time at the march past the 10th hussars the prince of wales own or the lancers o the lancers theyre grand or the dublins that won tugela his father made his money over selling the horses for the cavalry well he could buy me a nice present up in belfast after what i gave him theyve lovely Linen up there or one of those nice kimono things i must buy a mothball like i had before to keep in the drawer with them it would be exciting going round with him shoPping buying those things in a new city better leave this ring behind want to keep turning and turning to get it over the knuckle there or they might bell It round the town in their papers or tell the police on me but theyd think were married o let them all go and smother themselves for the fat lot i care he has plenty of money and hes not a marrying man so somebody Better get it out of him if i could find out whether he likes me i looked a bit washy of course when i looked close in the handglass powdering a Mirror never gives you the exp<b></b>ression besides scrooching down on me like that all the time with his big hipbones hes heavy too with his hairy chest for this heat alWays having to lie down for them better for him put it into me from behind the way mrs mastiansky told me her husband made her like the dogs do it and Stick out her tongue as far as ever she could and he so quiet and mild with his tingating cither can you ever be up to men the way it takes them loVely stufF in that blue suit he had on and stylish tie and socks with the skyblue silk things on them hes certainly well off i know by the cut his clothes hAve and his heavy watch but he was like a perfect devil for a few minutes after he came back with the stoppress tearing up the tickets and sweaRing blazes because he lost 20 quid he said he lost over that outsider that won and half he put on for me on account of lenehans tip cursing him to the lowest pits that sponger he was making free with me Knows after the glencree dinner coming back that long joult over the featherbed moUntain after the lord mayor looking at me with his dirty eyes val dillon that big heathen i first noticed him at dessert when i was cracking the nuts with my teeth i wished i could have picked every morsel of that chicken out of my fingers it was so tasty and browned and as tender as anything only for i Didnt want to eat everything on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too i wish i had some i could easily have slipped a couple into my muff when i was playing with them then always hanging out of them for money in a restaurant for the Bit you put down your throat we have to be thankful for our mangy cup of tea itself aS a great compliment to be noticed the way the world is divided in any case if its going to go on i want at least two Other good chemises for one thing and but i dont know what kind of drawers he likes none at all i think oh hell. make the hint when he didnt say yes and half the girls in gibraltar never Wore them either naked as god made them that andalusian singing her manola she didnt make much secret of what she hadnt yes and the second pair of silkette stockings is laddered aFter one days wear i could have brought them back to lewers this morning and kicked up a row and made that one change them only not to upset myself and run the Risk of walking into him and ruining the whole thing and one of those kidfitting corsets id want advertised cheap in the gentlewoman with elastic gores on the Hips he saved the one i have but thats no good what did they say they give a delightful figure line 11/6 obviating that unsightly broad apPearance across the lower back to reduce flesh my belly is a bit too big ill have to knock off the stout at dinner or am i getting too fond of it the last they sent from orourkes was as flat as a pancake he maKes his money easy larry they call him the old mangy parcel he sent at xmas a cottage cake and a bottle of hogwash he tried to palm off as Claret that he couldnt get anyone to drink god spare his spit for fear hed die of the drouth or i must do a few breathing exercises i wonder is that antifat any good might overdo it the thin ones are not so much the fashion now garters that much i have the violet pair i wore today thats all he Bought me out of the cheque he got on the first o no there was the face lotion i finished the last of yesterday that made my skin like new i Told him over and over again get that made up in the same place and dont forget it god only knows whether he did after all i said to him 111 know by the boTtle anyway if not i suppose 111 only have to wash in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some of that opoponax and violet i thought it was beginning to look coarSe or old a bit the skin underneath is much finer where it peeled off there on my finger after the burn its a pity it isnt all like that and the four paltry handkerchiefs about siX in all sure you cant get on in this world without style all going in food and rent when i get it ill lash it around i tell you in fine style i always want to throw a handful of Tea into the pot measuring and mincing if i buy a pair of old brogues itself do you like those new shoes yes how much were they ive no clothes at all the brown costUme and the skirt and jacket and the one at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman cutting up this old hat and patching up the other the meN wont look at you and women try to walk on you because they know youve no man then with all the things getting dearer every day for the 4 years More i have of life up to 35 no im what am i at all 111 be 33 in september will i what o well look at that mrs galbraith shes much older than me i saw her when i was out last week her beautys on the wane she was a lovely woman magnificent head of hair on her down to her waist tossing it back like that like Kitty oshea in grantham street 1st thing i did every morning to look across see her combing it as if she loved it and was fuLl of it pity i only got to know her the day before we left and that mrs langtry the jersey lily the prince of wales was in love with i suppose hes like tHe first man going the roads only for the name of a king theyre all made the one way only a black mans id like to try a beauty up to what was she 45 there was some funny story about the jEalous old husband what was it at all and an oyster knife he went no he made her wear a kind of a tin thing round her and the prince of wales yes he had the oystEr knife cant be true a thing like that like some of those books he brings me the works of master francois somebody supPosed to be a priest about a child born out of her ear because her bumgut fell out a nice word for any priest to write and her a--E as if any fool wouldnt know what that meant i hate that pretending of all things with that old blackguards face on him anybody can see its not true and that ruby and fair tyrants he brought me that twice i remember wheN i came to page 5 o the part about where she hangs him up out of a hook with a cord flagellate sure theres nothing for a woman in that all Invention made up about he drinking the champagne out of her slipper after the ball was over like the infant jesuS in the crib at inchicore in the blessed virgins arms sure no woman could have a child that big taken out of her and i thought first it came out of her side becausE how could she go to the chamber when she wanted to and she a rich lady of course she felt honoured h r h he was in gibraltar the year i was born i bet he found liliEs there too where he planted the stool. on a tree he planted more than that in his time he might have planted me too if hed come a bit sooner then i wouldnt be here as i am he ouGht to chuck that freeman with the paltry few shillings he knocks out of it and go into an office or something where hed get regular pay or a bank where they could Put him up on a throne to count the money all the day of course he prefers plottering about the house so you cant stir with him any side whats your programme todAy i wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get the . smell of a man or pretending to be mooching about for advertisements when he could have been in mr cuFfes still only for what he did then sending me to try and patch it up i could have got him promoted there to be the manager he gave me a great mirada once or twice first he was as Stiff as the mischief really and truly mrs bloom only i felt rotten simply with the old rubbishy dress that i lost the leads out of the tails with no cut in it but theYre coming into fashion again i bought it simply to please him i knew it was no good by the finish pity i changed my mind of going to todd and bums as i said and nOt lees it was just like the shop itself rummage sale a lot of trash i hate those rich shops get on your nerves nothing kills me altogether only he thinks he Knows a great lot about a womans dress and cooking mathering everything he can scour off the shelves into it if i Went by his advices every blessed hat i put on does that suit me yes take that thats alright the one like a weddingcake standing up miles off my head he sAid suited me or the dishcover one coming down on my backside on pins and needles about the shopgirl in that place in grafton street i had the misfortune to bring him inTo and she as insolent as ever she could be with her smirk saying im afraid were giving you too much trouble what shes there for but i stared it out of her yes he was aWfully stiff and no wonder but he changed the second time he looked poldy pigheaded as usual like the soup but i could see him looking very hard At my chest when he sTood up to open the door for me it was nice of him to show me out in any case im extrEmely sorry mrs bloom believe me without making it too marked the first time after him being insulted and me beiNg supposed to be his wife i just half smiled i know my chest was out that way at the Door when he said im extremely sorry and im sure you were, bob. [b]tl/dr: New Fark Gov!!! Submitter:[/b] Manwithplanx [b]Squirrel:[/b] Mr Vicarious [b]TotalFark Council:[/b] Cable77 (Speaker of the Council) CountryMouse one_eighty_two Randomly Jim EViL0nE [b]Senator:[/b] Omarius Zombonicus

[quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1344346815' post='3019516'] Again you miss the point. If they wanted to officially beat you it would have been easy. You could never have done it. So take your tie. So you were not the ones being nice as far as this peace goes. Get it yet? [/quote] You guys had since the middle of June to "easily beat us". You couldn't get it done. Get it now? Congrats on our peace. Also, 3 vs 1 lol.

[quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1344142981' post='3018732'] It was fun. Fighting FC was great. I guess we go make Fark eat some terms now. [/quote] I've got something you can eat.

[quote name='Holy Empire of Halin' timestamp='1342541871' post='3011210'] You do realize that he cycled into peace mode today. Which means he wasn't when that post was made. Dorthonion is a peaceful nation. War is not an option since 7/17/2012. [/quote] Doesn't matter. He claimed he wanted some one to hit him , then jumped into peacemode. You can't have it both ways.

[quote name='Lord Fingolfin' timestamp='1342501058' post='3011056'] Send some more targets my way in the future and I'll do my best to accommodate you - http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=317239 So far I've been disappointed. During my first round of wars your nations failed to nuke me twice. For the last 3 days Fireguy just straight up disappeared. And frenchkiss had a whopping 128 million on hand, now reduced to probably less than 10 million with bill-lock on the way! His NS has been reduced from 53k to 15k as well. I thought better of you guys. [/quote] You do realize you're sitting in peace mode?

Ninja Colt is a catamite. There's your cb.

[img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/3412_05_08_10_1_36_29.png[/img] Farkistan has completed another round of council erections and we are pleased to present the new council: Shinfat RavingMainyYak Randomly Jim One_Eighty_Two Kahiel Please join me in congratulating them[url=http://i.imgur.com/vTPah.jpg]![/url]

This is how you make a video: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhIWG6ny6s"]Ha!Ha![/url]

double post.

FARK isn't going anywhere. No matter how many Gremlins you have ghost you.

A classy announcement from two classy alliances.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1296885830' post='2620073'] [color="#0000FF"]I'm not a fan of Fark, [/color] [/quote] You lie.

You woke up ironone for this? Hell will be paid.

I wonder WTF? ironone