Lord Rav

Jedi Order and neutrality...could be alike, anyone?

The world knew that neutrality was never meant to be. Utopian anarchy is the way of all things!

Scary mice...bad

Umbrella public irc channel is quite a hoot.

Can neutrality be rick rolled?

Bring forth the champion! For thee champion shalt guide our way! Guide our way to the path! The Path of Neutrality! Present thy champion and prove yourselves....

Happy Gobb-le-ween!

Happy anniversary!

In days of yore, neutrals were once hippies. Till the day, all the hippies were massacred in one massive mushroom cloud of green smoke at Woodstock. What was left was DNA destined to spread throughout the four corners of Digiterra. The DNA combined with existing life forms and eventually time would produce a new type of neutral. War-hardened neutrals with the faintest memory of their predecessors. They stand ready...they will fight. We are not afraid of the cruel intentions of the one called Bob. We will stand together and we will face whatever threat that comes our way. We are the menace! -Rav A manuscript found in the ruined hollows of Woodstock

When strudel is gone we will just party like we're back in 1995...

You'll probably get a piece of strudel than infrastructure. Strudel is more elaborate and tasty. You can't eat infrastructure, strudel you can! Who cares about roads and public infrastructure when you can eat strudel for the rest of your lives! Is strudels neutral...probably not. Just a classic favorite amongst alliances.

Imagine a Neutral Utopia! Chances of ever happening: -1%

Neutrality isn't that bad. Well... Depends on how you look at it... You could buy Caladin's third world armpit spray or get down and dirty and party with a maniac like ME!

Three rulers walked into a bar. They all sat down to a table and prepared to order their drinks. The first ruler stood up and started to beat his chest proudly said to the other rulers: "I'M A PACIFICAN AND BY JARGE I WILL HAVE MYSELF A COKE BECAUSE ITS RED AND NOBODY CAN BEST MY DRINK!" The second ruler chuckled at the first ruler and stood with at most grace and pronounced: "Well PACIFICAN, I come from the land of The North, I'm a proud ruler of the Polaris clan and my PEPSI will best your coke any day!" The First ruler is insulted and begins a heated argument, with the Second ruler, over the better beverage. Minutes pass...the two rulers begins to fight Hours pass...they are now blasting each other with guns Days pass...half the bar is destroyed.. And finally after tiring each other out with pointless banter they notice something off. Why hadn't the third ruler said anything at all about their argument and why had he not spoke up? They go back to the table and see the Third ruler quietly rocking in his chair minding his own business. The two rulers say "You been sitting here all this time..who do you think has the better drink?" The third ruler seems unmoved. The two rulers look puzzled. The third ruler rummages through his coat and put a bottle on the table and says.. "Well gentleman I am neutral in this fight over the better beverage. Coke and Pepsi are both great drinks, but I can't choose the better of the two. If you don't mind may I suggest trying some of Aloe Vera juice?" The First and Second rulers look at the Third Ruler and blankly... They both walk away and go to the bar. They finish their beverages. They shake hands. They grab the Third ruler. Strap him to a nuke and launch him back to his nation and his lifetime supply of aloe drinks with him! There is one things Coke and Pepsi drinks will agree upon. "Exterminate....exterminate...EXTERMINATE...ALOE drinking neutrals!"

If only the power of a neutral pie existed, I would be broke by the end of the month! The pie is good, but marketable sell ability is next to nothing.