nnnughgghgghghghhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God! Your annoyance! Your frustration! Your sweet and warm buzzing discontent! It's like a ten-thousand-year orgasm for my eyeballs! I will orchestrate an endless parade, a whirlwind, an infinite flood of announcements exactly like this one if only to draw out every last drop of your succulent ire. I LOVE YOU. Feed me more of your gape-mouthed critiques! Abuse me, great Abuser!
I will start working on next month's announcement immediately.