http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9456465509722878030
I found it funny, althought I dont agree with my result
Masked Strong Man
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
Full Version: The Nietzsche Test
The Ugliest Man
You scored 67% Temporality, 67% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the one who killed God. You could not stand him seeing your ugliness, so you killed him. You hide in a swamp with all that is vile. It is also said that He died out of his pity for mankind. Don't feel so bad though, there's an element of the higher man in you.
What a mean quiz.
Hybrid European
You scored 69% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
You scored 69% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
Hybrid European
You scored 70% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 35% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
Yeah me?
You scored 70% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 35% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
Yeah me?
Herd
You scored 64% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 56% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
You scored 64% on Temporality, higher than 48% of your peers.
You scored 63% on Strength, higher than 32% of your peers.
You scored 56% on activity, higher than 57% of your peers.
You scored 64% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 56% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
You scored 64% on Temporality, higher than 48% of your peers.
You scored 63% on Strength, higher than 32% of your peers.
You scored 56% on activity, higher than 57% of your peers.
Herd
You scored 61% Temporality, 55% Strength, and 35% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
Wow. Nietzsche and I don't get along apparently.
I wish I were soft, fluffy and cute. 
QUOTE (Audeamus @ Nov 4 2009, 02:27 AM) 
I wish I were soft, fluffy and cute.
My strength is more than thou
Herd
You scored 61% Temporality, 64% Strength, and 57% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
You scored 61% Temporality, 64% Strength, and 57% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
Last Man
You scored 76% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 61% activity!
'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea-beetle; the last man lives longest. You are on a self-correcting feedback loop, and can never be put in a situation that could cause you to think outside the repetition of that loop.
The Ugliest Man is a character from Thus Spake Zarathustra. Not that I've noticed whether you're attractive or not. You could be ugly and I just haven't noticed. I just don't think about you that way. ffffff leave me alone.
You scored 76% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 61% activity!
'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea-beetle; the last man lives longest. You are on a self-correcting feedback loop, and can never be put in a situation that could cause you to think outside the repetition of that loop.
QUOTE (mastab @ Nov 4 2009, 12:10 PM)
The Ugliest Man
You scored 67% Temporality, 67% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the one who killed God. You could not stand him seeing your ugliness, so you killed him. You hide in a swamp with all that is vile. It is also said that He died out of his pity for mankind. Don't feel so bad though, there's an element of the higher man in you.
What a mean quiz.
You scored 67% Temporality, 67% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the one who killed God. You could not stand him seeing your ugliness, so you killed him. You hide in a swamp with all that is vile. It is also said that He died out of his pity for mankind. Don't feel so bad though, there's an element of the higher man in you.
What a mean quiz.
The Ugliest Man is a character from Thus Spake Zarathustra. Not that I've noticed whether you're attractive or not. You could be ugly and I just haven't noticed. I just don't think about you that way. ffffff leave me alone.
Herd
You scored 64% Temporality, 48% Strength, and 30% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
worthless slave
You scored 50% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 35% activity!
You are the acted-upon, the value-reciever. Other people push you around, and you do whatever they say. You also secretly plot behind their backs, but probably won't be brave enough to complete your plot. On the upside, if you do get the courage from somewhere, or get carried away with anger, you could trick and outsmart your way to the top.
Hybrid European
You scored 69% Temporality, 62% Strength, and 41% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
Same as deSouza
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Masked Strong Man
You scored 58% Temporality, 66% Strength, and 57% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
You scored 58% Temporality, 66% Strength, and 57% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
The fact that I didn't feel the slightest bit insulted by this tells me that it's probably wrong.
EDIT: Took the test again and...
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Hybrid European
You scored 72% Temporality, 56% Strength, and 54% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
You scored 72% Temporality, 56% Strength, and 54% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
So I'm either civilized or uncivilized, depending on my mood. Tell me something I don't know.
This is a stupid quiz, but strangely funny
I don't know how I got this though, as it seemed contradictory to my responses:
Martyr
You scored 60% Temporality, 74% Strength, and 63% activity!
You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence.
I don't know how I got this though, as it seemed contradictory to my responses:
Martyr
You scored 60% Temporality, 74% Strength, and 63% activity!
You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence.
Last Man
You scored 81% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 52% activity!
'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea-beetle; the last man lives longest. You are on a self-correcting feedback loop, and can never be put in a situation that could cause you to think outside the repetition of that loop.
Aw hell no, I ain't goin' back to my Existential days.
You scored 81% Temporality, 59% Strength, and 52% activity!
'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea-beetle; the last man lives longest. You are on a self-correcting feedback loop, and can never be put in a situation that could cause you to think outside the repetition of that loop.
Aw hell no, I ain't goin' back to my Existential days.
Hybrid European
You scored 69% Temporality, 62% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
The shepherd
You scored 68% Temporality, 78% Strength, and 78% activity!
You are a shepherd who had fallen asleep beneath a tree. While you were asleep, a thick black snake crawled into your throat. The snake was made of that which is heaviest. When your face was shrouded in pale dread, Zarathustra counseled you "Bite! Bite it's head off!". And indeed you bit. Spewing its head far from you, you sprung up, no longer shepherd, no longer human- one changed, radient, laughing!
You scored 68% Temporality, 78% Strength, and 78% activity!
You are a shepherd who had fallen asleep beneath a tree. While you were asleep, a thick black snake crawled into your throat. The snake was made of that which is heaviest. When your face was shrouded in pale dread, Zarathustra counseled you "Bite! Bite it's head off!". And indeed you bit. Spewing its head far from you, you sprung up, no longer shepherd, no longer human- one changed, radient, laughing!
QUOTE (Boyle @ Nov 3 2009, 11:01 PM)
The shepherd
You scored 68% Temporality, 78% Strength, and 78% activity!
You are a shepherd who had fallen asleep beneath a tree. While you were asleep, a thick black snake crawled into your throat. The snake was made of that which is heaviest. When your face was shrouded in pale dread, Zarathustra counseled you "Bite! Bite it's head off!". And indeed you bit. Spewing its head far from you, you sprung up, no longer shepherd, no longer human- one changed, radient, laughing!
You scored 68% Temporality, 78% Strength, and 78% activity!
You are a shepherd who had fallen asleep beneath a tree. While you were asleep, a thick black snake crawled into your throat. The snake was made of that which is heaviest. When your face was shrouded in pale dread, Zarathustra counseled you "Bite! Bite it's head off!". And indeed you bit. Spewing its head far from you, you sprung up, no longer shepherd, no longer human- one changed, radient, laughing!
Umm...sounds kinky?
QUOTE (Tolkien @ Nov 3 2009, 11:08 PM)
Umm...sounds kinky?
If only that character were named "worthless slave", then it would really be kinky.
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Hybrid European
You scored 72% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
You scored 72% Temporality, 63% Strength, and 50% activity!
You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear the thought of pain and are tormented by your own bad conscience.
Peace and understanding? HA. I don't want to BRING peace and understanding, I want people to shape up and get themselves going. It isn't my job to make sure they do well.
And pain builds character, life would be boring without challenges. Where's the fun in just magically having everything?
I never liked online quizzes, I tend to disagree with their results.
Last Pope
You scored 67% Temporality, 74% Strength, and 61% activity!
You are the last pope, who has realized that God is dead. You know very well how to be reverent, and you know that your reverence was to something that now is dead. You bear the deepest weight.
hurr durr
You scored 67% Temporality, 74% Strength, and 61% activity!
You are the last pope, who has realized that God is dead. You know very well how to be reverent, and you know that your reverence was to something that now is dead. You bear the deepest weight.
hurr durr
Masked Strong Man
You scored 57% Temporality, 70% Strength, and 48% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
Whoo?
Masked Strong Man
You scored 51% Temporality, 75% Strength, and 54% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
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Your result for The Nietzsche Personality Test Test ...
<h2 class="result">Herd</h2> You scored 63% Temporality, 56% Strength, and 44% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
<h2 class="result">Herd</h2> You scored 63% Temporality, 56% Strength, and 44% activity!
You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing you a happy life of service. You huddle together for safety and warmth.
Right... I'll kill (and enjoy it) whoever calls me 'soft, fluffy, and cute'. I think my religious/political positions compromised the accuracy of this test.
Wanting the world to be a utopia doesn't mean I'm unwilling to bash in someones head, reduce a country to rubble and otherwise cause mayhem. And enjoy it.
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Masked Strong Man
You scored 55% Temporality, 76% Strength, and 57% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
You scored 55% Temporality, 76% Strength, and 57% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
Masked Strong Man
The description is half decent.
The description is half decent.
Masked man 71% more strength than others in my group.
Masked Strong Man
You scored 65% Temporality, 66% Strength, and 48% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
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Masked Strong Man
You scored 53% Temporality, 67% Strength, and 41% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
You scored 53% Temporality, 67% Strength, and 41% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
Haha, apparently I'm cold-hearted, intolerant and a bit nasty. Didn't see that coming!
Most people say I'm one of the nicest people you could meet, but maybe that's only because I've been subconsciously manipulating their minds to make them think like that!
Martyr
You scored 63% Temporality, 75% Strength, and 65% activity!
You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence.
You scored 63% Temporality, 75% Strength, and 65% activity!
You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence.
Masked Strong Man
You scored 53% Temporality, 68% Strength, and 48% activity!
For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.
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