
The Enaction of Operation Purplenurple
The civil disobedience preached by Michiel de Ruyter, as inspired as it was, has failed us. It is time to take action. The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes acknowledges this and will take action as necessary to thwart the increasing encroachment of our sovereignty.
This is Operation Purplenurple. This is an action of last resort. This was put on the shelf because we had hoped never to use it. Our campaign to have a voice of reason in the senate has gone unheard. It is time to take action. Operation Purplenurple is now in effect.
Do you wish to understand the logistics of our plan, enemies of SLCB? Do you wish to watch your back, PEACE? Merely watch your aid, war, and spy screens. Watch as stagnation takes hold. Just watch.
The actions undertaken by the Seaworthy Liberian Front are undertaken by men far braver than I. They do not represent the views of the Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes at this juncture.
Come my violet-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your DEFCON ready,
Have you your soldiers? Have you your full spy count?
Boxes! O boxes!
For we cannot idle here,
We must reroll my darlings, we must bear the brunt of nukes,
We, the youthful sinewy alliance, all the rest on us depend,
Boxes! O boxes!
Follow well in order, get your DEFCON ready,
Have you your soldiers? Have you your full spy count?
Boxes! O boxes!
For we cannot idle here,
We must reroll my darlings, we must bear the brunt of nukes,
We, the youthful sinewy alliance, all the rest on us depend,
Boxes! O boxes!
The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes


