Greetings Citizens of Steve,

Not long ago, a Group known as the Jerkin Empire led then by........ meh who cares, he phailed.

Cutting to the chase, in typical Trouble style:

Jerkin Empire attacked Trouble, got thier @#$% handed back to em.
Eddy H took over, and has come to the merciful trouble for peace.

Our Terms Are:-

JE must write a Poem/Limerick about Trouble
JE are to Vote for the Trouble candidate in the Senate

Over to you Eddy H



Trouble agrees to cease all aggressive wars on JE, and begin to peace out, defensive war will be handled by the defending party.

Thank you all

surrender terms met heres your poem.

Once there were people called Trouble
We attacked them real fast, on the double
But we got our tails beat
And that wasn't real neat
Now our nations are made out of rubble

and our nations have been notified of who to vote for white team senate.

There was a man from Trouble,
Who could easily take on double,
He fought his way
And without delay
Shaved down his foes like stubble.

Hahaha...

lol nice folger

Nevik: 1 Marcus: 0

Wow eddy that was weak AND fast.

clashpoint it isnt weak it's looking after the alliance. we cant afford to be in a war while doing fixing the alliance.sorry bud

also we were discussing the terms and the terms had been met before the thread was posted

Nice poems.

Way to be completely pathetic Eddy. It's just sad that you surrendered to Trouble when they're fighting both you and TPF. Cmon man, have some dignity.

So, when is Desperado handing your testicles back?

I Support EddyH

A wise move by JE, hopefully you'll get farther now with a more level headed leader. Some others could take a lesson from you. Nice poem btw

Looks like I'll have to break out my "I do very bad things and I do them very well" T-shirt and have a picture snapped. I could have my "Everyday I think people can't get any more stupid, and everyday I'm proven wrong" T-shirt on this site in about 15 minutes

Just like your initial update blitz.

Once again, I did not make this topic nor am I the leader of Trouble. There is no leader, thanks for trying, please try again, blah blah.

so that lasted bout a day?

don't know what to say really bout this one...obvious one would be a gj to trouble since they actually handed JE their @#$% that fast...but also wth for asking for peace that fast...

tibs you allways talk about whats good for your alliance, well this is why i made the decision to surrender.

At least they were cordial and such. Asked nicely, were polite, and didn't act like pompous #%()#. Congrats to Eddy for making the right call.

as i said in the other topic it wasnt about us winning or losing it's what is best for the alliance.

This was a terrible decision for your alliance. Short term, it makes you a laughingstock. Long term, it makes you a laughingstock. Short term, no tangible benefits. Long term, no tangible benefits. How does that in any way benefit you?

also, we took a lot of heat for attacking, and yet when we have peace we take more heat srsly there is no winning.

It's about the less idiotic of two decisions. Right now, it would have been better for you to fight it out.

So true

and awesome

no tibs you dont understand we are rearanging our full alliance, by changing our charter etc. and if we are at war then we cannot do it succesfully

How does being at war prevent you from doing internal re-organization? God knows RE has pulled it off enough times. Get used to operating under less then ideal circumstances if you want to stick around.

How ungrateful, Trouble give TE the gift of a limerick and all you can do, is !@#$%* about the surrender, shame on you all

Seriously, appreciate the literary revolution we have started in these lands. It is a glorious and beautiful thing.

All hail Trouble, glorious bringers of culture and philosophy to these barren lands!

Would have been a bit better had you left out 'out'.





Some with yours, leave out 'down' and you get an A+.

All hail. o/

JE can't take the heat

I lol'd. Congrats on the glorious victory Trouble, though you should have required limericks from all JE members


May want to reconsider that treaty you have with them, eh?

that treaty got canceled i think

My apologies. You were the closest to a figurehead I could think of. Is anyone from trouble going to hand back Eddy's testicles?

By the looks of things, he doesn't plan on using them even if he does get them back.

No I am keeping them in a Jar above the Trouble Bar, they have pride of place next to all the vials of tears we have collected from TPF members

...but there's nothing in that jar...

hopefully EddyH will lead us to a MUCH stronger and non-idiotic JE!


o/ JE
o/Eddyh

There once was a man named Eddy
The alliances war made him sweaty
He seems like a better fit
But I wouldn't count on it
Hopefully JE doesn't sink like Lead-y

This is all I have to say...

i didn't really say that they would act like that...don't know where the pompous reference is coming from

i'm just wondering why they said they were preparing for war as it was, but just thought it was going to be starting in another day or so, and now are stating that the member base didnt want the war to begin with and immediately asked for peace.

while i didnt believe in them getting involved in the first hand, if you start something then you should commit to it...that's just my opinion anyway

I think you said a lot...

• QUOTE (The Pansy @ Oct 30 2009, 07:31 PM)
  How ungrateful, Trouble give TE the gift of a limerick and all you can do, is !@#$%* about the surrender, shame on you all
  
  
  • With one hand you try to add to the culture of TE
• QUOTE (Felix von Agnu @ Oct 30 2009, 11:21 PM)
  There once was a man named Eddy
  The alliances war made him sweaty
  He seems like a better fit
  But I wouldn't count on it
  Hopefully JE doesn't sink like Lead-y
  
  
  • With the other hand, you take it all away

JE once had a real dream,
But by Trouble they totally got creamed.
Marcus just failed.
Now Eddy pays bails
and hopefully JE can RESTART it clean...


Though in truth...

Just had 8 beers and 5 shots indeed
and my on words I should heed.
If you read in too much,
you find it all sucks
And wonder was is worth the read?!?


Anywho, best wishes to JE and Trouble.

Pickled eggs anyone?

I am not a poet
I do indeed know it.
I suck at rhyme
Oh look at the time
I have nothing to put here.

Whats worse is they are not even taking that big of a hit, nor are they even fighting that many nations.



Tibs this is the first time I completely agree with you in a long time, good post!


Ed, let me fist say that if you think Trouble handed you your butt, you are in for a big surprise if you don't pull your TAIL out
from between your legs and man up! Because IF JE votes TROUBLE for team senate...TPF and Allies will open up on JE all out
RAIDS and WAR.

Not that we would need to, but you never turn your back on friends/allies just because a few of you are loosing a few battles.
TE notices this and THEY will tear you appart for it, and you will have no one to back you.

BG.

Yeah i know. we have a few surpirises for everyone soon anyway. Not wars or anything just some surprises

Such as how you dropped 10 places in the sanction race since yesterday?