So, I'm sure we've all seen the pathetic handiwork of Marcus and Jerkin Empire, but let me refresh your memory. We have this, this, this, and most of all, this. Let me sum it up for you.
1. Marcus is a coward who threw his own deputy under the bus to save himself.
2. Marcus is a coward who declared war on an alliance already getting their butts handed to them by TPF, who are 4 times their size.
3. Jerkin Empire has repeatedly demonstrated incompetence and outright stupidity.
4. Marcus is really, really, really annoying, and spams channels to get people to join his channel.
5. He makes way too many annoying threads, as I'm sure anyone who was around the end of last round will tell you.
6. What kind of name is Jerkin Empire? It sounds like something a ten year old came up with...oh wait...nevermind.
The list goes on, but the point is, the annoyance that is Jerkin Empire needs to end. I can't tell if it's just Marcus's leadership, or endemic to the whole alliance, but it needs to stop. So, anyone who is willing to volunteer for this most noble (and dare I say, brave) endeavor, simply PM me here on the forums and I'll start coordinating our efforts. Whole alliance's are welcome to volunteer.



Edit: Marcus and Jerkin Empire, if you want to surrender now, I am willing to discuss terms. You know where to find me on IRC.
Mods, no, this is not a joke thread. I am being entirely serious, I will actively pursue this goal.

Oi... This is troubles War.

Give me a little bit, the fun stuff is still coming

KoL mark 2?

GTFO, volunteers. We have this under control. JE won't be getting peace from me, at least.

If I am at war, I'm happy.

This is the end of JE.

Leave our tech farm alone. Kthxbai.

JE isn't even worth my time...

I cant have some of the tech? ((((

Getting it is so Troublesome. Of course I hope everyone knows that a tech farm is an AA switch away!

aye... awesome leadership marcus, i warned you about this

Signed Up, Im ready Tibs Message me with instructions.

You can argue the merits of rolling JE and drastically lowering their alliance strength, but I would be absolutely devastated if the alliance disbanded or their leadership disposed.

Every time I check there's more interesting material to read because of them. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Hold the dogs of war RE members. Don't go signing up with any " lets roll JE " campaign. Wait until we get an official declaration from Folger for RE's position on this.

I'm personally down with the destruction of JE, if only because I don't like their leader.

Wait, seriously?

Ok so I'm seeing a lot of people volunteer, but I'm not getting messages. Let's go people!

Trouble will volunteer for this Effort

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH this topic is funny srsly it's a war game we really couldn't care how many ppl wanna roll us we will fight till the last remaining nation.

i voted yes and for the last one yeah it will end badly,not for us but the aggresors

Is that how Marcus feels?

We don't mind.

And honestly, tibs, you should know better than this. Threads like this never get the result you want.

Well duuuuuuuh. But you can't blame a guy for trying, right?

Just to be different:
o/ Marcus and JE!

I see one statement contradicting the other, making for an empty post.

Are you aware of this thread title? It's not really a hail.
Nor are most of the posts so far.

You are the aggressors in your latest war, if I recall correctly. Which I do.

This. Had we been the aggressors, you would have recognized a state of war, not declared war upon us.

Im sure we can help take them down .....

Just give me the word hehe

Sign me up for the destruction of JE

See you at update Marcus

Leave JE alone you goons :<

Thanks.

also if anyone has a problem with marcus and his decisions, you dont have to take it out on our alliance as a whole.

Tibs, coming from a man who has his own glass house you should not be throwing stones in the nebhorhood...Leave JE alone
Also We both know Trouble is getting their butts handed to them, even though they deny it, BUT we are NOT 4 times their size.
We are only twice their size, and at that only around 50 of our nations are attacking them



Heh, I wouldn't try it if I were you

BG

And why not?

He is your leader, he represents your alliance as a whole. Next time don't let a bumbling idiot run your alliance.
Thanks in advance, the whole planet appreciates it.

lol idc we will still finish this war off no matter what.

Because the big bad TPF will overexert itself for HONAR AND FRINDSHAPE then get rolled.

Welcome to TE.

Sign me up!

What amuses me the most is the time I was accidently sent a link to a poll and told how to vote. I wonder if all OWF posts work that way.

wait, you can vote on polls?

what ya mean?

All i have to say is DEATH TO MARCUS

Did you forgot to take your medications today?

Close your eyes and relax, it's alllll going to be ok. Just don't hurt yourself.

No, but someone forgot their grammar today.