The Phoenix Federation formally recognizes a state of war with the bunch of clowns called Trouble.

I sort of think of this as a war between those who like TE and respect it, and those who utterly disrespect it. The details of this war are scattered across TE's OWF. Go find them. Start here, then so here and finish here if you'd like. Maybe finish in here if you really like.

We aren't really putting full effort into this. Not all of our nations will be attacking, some will be watching our backs. We have allies for that as well, and they know who they are. There probably won't even be too many wars started by us, not right now. As far as we are concerned, Trouble declared on us as soon as they got here. They just didn't have enough courage to fight, not until we're making them. We'll take our time. We'll be thorough. They have been doing their best to provoke us since the start of the round. They've pulled more stupid stuff than anyone should ever be allowed too. They started it, but for the love of Admin and Steve, we're going to finish it.

At any rate. Time for all this talk and crud y'all have seen across these forums to end, at least to a certain extent. It's time to fight. This is what TE is for. This is why most of us are here. And this is why we're going to kill some bunch of disrespectful clowns who think otherwise. Here's some before and after pics:

Before



After



Have a nice night.

Drink!

What do we want? CASUALTIES!
When do we want em? ALWAYS

Awesome OZ just ghost-busted for us

Hail TPF! Smash those Troublemakers!

It's duct tape time, ladies and gents.

Your declaration of war is accepted. 1st Recon's defensive perimeter is prepared, artillery is pre-sighted and our morale is high. We're waiting for you TPF. Bring the ruckus(by my War-dec screen it's already being brought). Let's go.

Hail the casualties!

Welcome to Hell, trouble...Hope you enjoy your stay

YAT DAT DA DA

You sir have fulfilled my dream of being recognized for my finer clownish qualities, if only you could call me a clown with the same Venom that King Penchuk does it would be complete.
o/ TPF for cleaning up the rift raff

What took ya so damn long

Viva la Casualty

Hell's only half full. There's room for all of us here.

Update blitz wasn't that great. Refine the tactics. It's going to take a lot more to even think of dislodging us.

I don't need your worthless pity. Give me casualties or get out of my nation.

Well, I got hit by two Troubled nations, plus the two I beat on today.
So far in these wars, I am 12 -3 on grounds and I remain unanarchied.
That's all you got?

Casualty time, finally!

As the Trouble Foreign Affairs representative I would like to propose a surrender for The Phoenix Federation on the grounds that if this update blitz is the example of Federate might then you may as well just save the time and lay down arms. You may contact me at the usual channels. #trouble. If you're nice you might even not get banned. I await a query on the Trouble planetary communication system(TCPS). Force Recon out.

You got anything for us, though?

That's two more wins on my 3rd attacker.
That's two offensive wins for me, now 16-3.

That record is all due to skill isn't it. Not stats or anything.

Keep trying, dude. You someone I'm fighting, or just a clown bystander?

You might find a nice place to lay your arms, your head, your body.. It might be a while till Force Recon hear's
anything but static and the screams of the women and children of their Lowly nations being destroyed.

Just somebody watching you flaunt your record around like it matters. Which it doesn't. Next time instruct your update blitz nations to launch TWO attacks on me instead of just one.

i tryed to keep it fair.i hope you guys start fighting back.

There are no women or children in Force Recon. It's a battalion of Force Recon Marines.

I'm saying the same about you puppylick.

You are merely proving my point. I prefer to remember you as the skilled diplomat that I once saw instead of what you have become.

I might add that I won both my ground attacks. What more do you want?

I wish the same of you lot.

I present you some literature, I would give you a TL;DR at the end, but some of Dogbites words I cannot understand. I am going to go load up the babel-fish translator to try and make some sense of it.

You guys paid for all my tanks! I don't even have to collect taxes now.
Alright, that was 4-1. So I'm up to 20-4.

Geez you guys overrate yourselves.

I hope you start fighting. Might I remind both ClashPoint and yourself that a proper update blitz is conducted doing 2 ground attacks before update and two right after. Not one attack period. And the attack was a failure.

Sir, are you saying that TPF decided to threaten Trouble before anything else happened?

ok ill remember that.

One attack? Come on, dude, you're making me feel like you don't like me or something.

Would you please edit out "i tryed to keep it fair.i hope you guys start fighting back. ". As it is a false statement. You haven't even begun to warrant a fight back.

i was very drunk.

YES I AM SAYING THAT. God can't you read what I posted. Dogbreath was clearly threatening us in an attempt to get us to merge into them under threat of war.

Wow more action less talking you sir are making this thread boring

It appears they are trying to claim otherwise. I am sure they will have the dignity to admit that they were the aggressors as demonstrated by your most excellent reading.

Death to trouble...hail TPF...o/ War


PS.all defensive slots are open no waiting...

Ok then. Kudos to Unavailable Contact, I cannot BELIEVE that guy isn't in anarchy yet. He's pretty beaten up. Also to Deadpool, who won one he shouldn't have, get your soldiers beer old man. Two of my wars are in anarchy, and I STILL can't believe Unavailiable Contact isn't in anarchy. You guys paid for me to rebuy all my tanks - twice, now. I've got more money than I started with even after taxes and rebuying military over and over again.

So 20-4 on grounds. I can see why some might want to make that sound unimportant, since y'all aren't doing very well at it. Nice work with the bombers though, that's what's killing me right now. I do love me some war, good times indeed

When you win you seemed to just update your record. But that 4th loss made you type a paragraph?. Was it really needed?. Remember surrender is only a #TroublePOW AA away!.

I don't even. What?

I'm here for the fun and the fights. Unlike people who are just to here to cause trouble, I can respect people who do well. You guys are pretty pathetic, y'know? I don't care if you done this before or not. You have no idea what TE is all about.

I was under the impression it was to fight wars and win a free t-shirt. That's what I was told upon sign up.

Wait...somehow your definition of us being pathetic is 2 of our guys in anarchy (one of which was there yesterday) and 7 of yours?

This has me a bit confused

3 defensive slots NO WAITING right here

Irony doesn't even begin to describe this.

Hell at this pace no one will be able to declare on there end by tomorrow

Strategic warfare my man. You don't over extend yourself.

Oh no sir ill be there but just didnt want anyone to feel left out I have rooms available.