Ever since all these threads about overrated/underrated governments and alliances, I've been wondering. What is your nightmare government?

Mine would probably be the following:

President: ChairmanHal
Minister of Foreign Affairs: youwish959
Minister of Defense: Magnum T Gundraw, Tailsk
Minister of Economics: deSouza
Minister of Interior: Matthew Conrad, Francessca


To anyone who gets listed in my post or others: Don't take it personally. Reasons for you being in a nightmare could range from incompetence to someone just not liking you.

President: Doppelganger
Foreign Affairs: Doppelganger
Internal Affairs: Doppelganger
Finance: Doppelganger
Defence: Corinan

Ombudsman: Chairman Hal

President: Dilber
Foreign Affairs: Youwish
Internal Affairs: Francesca
Finance: Bilrow
Defense: Corinan

Anything not containing either ASA, Magnum T. Gundraw, or Michiel De Ruyter.

President: PSaldanha
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Liltrekkie
Minister of Defense: xR1_Fatal_Instinct
Minister of Economics: IG-756
Minister of Interior: IG-756

King: Archon
Prince: SirWilliam
Lord High Vanguard: babyjesus
Lord High Envoy: MagicalTrevor
Lord High Treasurer: James I
Lord High Communicator: delendum
Lord High Inductor: lebubu
Castellans of the Keep: bros and kamichi

You pretty much stole the words from my mouth. I think I'd replace youwish with Lord Panda though.

if that's a nightmare i dont want to ever wake up

Oh god the horror D:

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President: RyanGDI
Foreign Affairs: RyanGDI
Internal Affairs: RyanGDI
Finance: RyanGDI
Defense: RyanGDI

Nowedge
Me
David banner
Tumin
Mystyn
Shovel
Unavailable Contact

Doesnt really matter what positions we held the alliance would die in micro seconds.

Good to see that you put a lot of thought into this one.

President: Degenerate108
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Valid De Impala, Fenrir
Minister of Defense: silverhawk, creativedynamo
Minister of Economics: silverhawk, nintenderek
Minister of Interior: will smith, Bilrow


Valid De Impala was a cool guy but awful at FA, same with creativedynamo but he was literally pacifistic.

Ghengis Kahn II

Everyone else resembles Ivan Moldavi compared to him.

President: NoWedge
Foreign Affairs: Franziskaner
Internal Affairs: Francesca
Finance: Nintenderek
Defense: Proximus

king: Jack Diorno
Viceroy: Bilrow
MoFA: that amsg guy
MoW: Francesca
MoIA: that duck guy

no one would get a word in
Actually, it'd be pretty awesome




nah

edit: you know it's good if two of the names are filtered

banned member
404 Error
Jazzi
banned member
Alpert Nation
banned member
Comrade Vader
Bilrow
Moo Cows
duffman

I could see you listing me as FA, but defense? I don't even know how you lined that up.

Emperor: Ivan Moldavi
Regent: Doppelganger
Imperial Council: Lintwad, Cheyenne, Lennox, Heft
Military Council: Anthony (head), kevin32891, JoshuaJames, Angrator
Foreign Affairs Council: Rebel Virginia (head), Chron, Wentworth, ConeBone
Internal Affairs Council: Krunk the Great (head), Guy Kronon, Sylar, shirunei
Finance Council: Wilirica (head), scotchwithrocks, KungFuGeeks

This would make for a truly awful alliance. I'd give it two days tops.

I already had me as FA.

Really, how could it get any worse than this?

Pick SPH and Unsure as Ombudsmen. It would be a joke. They would probably get rolled by everyone.

Thanks for the shout out, but I have no idea why you'd think I've ever had anything to do with IA.

President: DRDavid Banner
Foreign Affairs: RyanGDI
Defence: NEO MONES
Security/Espionage: Kittydog
Finance: mellonhead
Internal Affairs: Chology
Recruitment: Jarkko

In practice this would never work because I don't like four out of the five other people I listed, and the fifth is rather daft, although he's actually tolerable. And a pretty damn good recruiter, which is way more than I can say for myself.

These are the worst combination.

King: Banned Member
Prince: banned member
Finance/Internal Affairs: Ivan Moldavi
Military: Virillus
Foreign Affairs: Seerow
Communications: Potato


...seriously, all banned members names get filtered now? That is so retarded. The king was a duck lover everyone else hated, the prince had a name starting with an M.

President: RyanGDI, speaks for itself.

MoFA: Shovel, probably a good MoFA if your FA strategy is swearing at allies and enemies alike.

MoEA: Nitenderek, Seriously the guy has been playing CN for 3 years and has never even came above the infra threshold were it would payoff to do a labourcamp swap.

MoD: Most of the failures in alliance military performance I have seen are not to blame on 1 person, but on the entire culture grown in that alliance.
If I however need to choose a person for nightmare MoD it would be Ivan Moldavi, in the NSO war on RAD he declared war without warning his alliance or making any preparations, such a person would IMO be completely unsuitable as a MoD.

MoIA: ? after a long thought of looking for the most polarizing person I know in CN, I came to the conclusion that all those that really are polarizing (Bilrow, Sponge) also led their respective alliances to great heights. So making enemies on the wider CN world made sure their alliance had a good run, IMO a job well done as a MoIA.
If you already have a reasonably good president and MoEA, MoIA isn't really necessary. So it would probably be someone who would screw up your forums a lot (You know a good candidate Uncle Harry?)

Propaganda person: Dephire, the GGA guy who made that Shaneprice thread go from good to epic.

tbh I don't think the charter would get ratified if there was one.


I've rarely seen Matt swear, so you're probably doing something horribly wrong to get on his bad side.

Leader: Rebel Virginia
Foreign Affairs: Electron Sponge
War: Moo-Cows or Doitzel
Internal Affairs: Dilber
Economics: Moldavi
Propaganda: Xhadam

The only thing this government would be able to agree upon is the daily coup d'état.

Surely Foreign Affairs bod in any alliance should be Chris Kaos!

I don't care about the positions but a gov with Z'hadum, Koona, Philosopher, Prodigal Chieftain and noWedge would be a train wreck. It would also be fun to watch.

Emperor: Van Hoo III
Regents: Trace / AirMe

Watch it unfold

President: 404
MoFA: mpol
MoE: Ivan
MoD: Slayer
MoIA: Anyone from the first NoR

Now that would be one helluva dysfunctional gov.

President: RyanGDI
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Baden-Württemberg
Minister of Defense: SilverHawk
Minister of Economics: Ivan Moldavi

Any government with me in it, oh wait. :V

Everyone posting in this thread prior to me, irregardless of what positions you put them in.

Anyone who says "irregardless" makes it onto my list. You can replace bros.

Any government that didn't have Stumpy in it at every position except Military(Which would go to Babyjesus).

I'm horrified to have not yet been mentioned. Well, JtG at least.

Anything with Timeline in it.

Emperor: Nintenderek

Just kill me.

President: Francesca
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Youwish, Arcades, Bilrow or ES
Minister of Defense: Villen
Minister of Economics: Moldy
Minister of Interior: Banned Member

Emperor: King Penchuk
Regent: Sam

not that i dont like either one (KP ), but you can pretty much guess what would go down

Makes sense I guess, I'm pretty bad at war (see: alliance war record).

wow this thread has no mention of Gonzo or former OFS gov't?


Fail

Hey, I is good at the maths.

To that guy talking about the RAD conflict - what?

I was talking about the fact that you logged on and decided to immediately declare war without any preparations would make you a terrible MoD, at least that's my opinion on the matter.

Because we lost, right?

I still don't understand why Ragnarok and PC didn't squish you.