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Epik High
Tired of yelling at members to buy SDIs? Embarrassed by your small warchest? Suffering from low technology levels?

Introducing Radio-Gro, the revolutionary new radiovascular program designed to increase the size of that certain part of a nation's strength and, actually, increase the nation's pleasure as well. It's an easy and quick 7 day program guaranteed to slim down those infra levels and give you that defined tech ratio you've always been waiting for.



QUOTE (evo16 @ Oct 19 2009, 12:54 PM)
I have to admit, after months of stagnating, my nation wasn't ready for the rigorous shaping up it would get in the following 7 days. It can hurt at first, but looking back on it, I'm glad I did it and I feel better about myself, knowing that my infra levels better match my technology. Thanks Radio-Gro!




QUOTE (sinitar @ Oct 19 2009, 12:54 PM)
Warchest? I thought that was some sort of sauce you had with your meat! But of course, that was all before my 7 quick, easy days of Radio-Gro; it really is a miracle program!


It's not a gimmick. It's real! Radio-Gro has been scientifically proven--using a special blend of 2-Icbmethylate and Tupolevisium^3 scientists at the University of ChronoTG developed a regimen of Radio-Gro pills that will make you better, harder, faster, and stronger.

Don't rely on bulky alliance wars to get your members in shape.

Sign up for Radio-Gro today, for just one payment of 2999999!

Offers apply to Ragnarok nations only, may not be combinable with other offers, and may be withdrawn at any time. Cancellation penalties, blackout dates, and other restrictions may apply. All prices and dates may not be available at time of declaration.
Shovel
lol. nice.
Coursca
This is quite epic, sir, if you'll excuse the pun.
Crispy99
I'm not sure if I ever mentioned it, but I love you Epik. wub.gif
alpreb
See you later Epik, later.

I would have preferred you not doing this, but that decision is not mine to make.

People were certainly quick to find a free target in the upper ranks. I hope they did plan on taking in some nukes.
KagetheSecond
Have fun, Epik
Meercats
Godspeed.

It's kinda funny people thought raiding you would actually be profitable. Darwin at work.
Buller
The path of the rogue is a shameful one
Some-Guy
Epic High? More liek "Epic suck"

Amirite?

Safe paths dude... well, excluding the roguery.
Joe Kremlin
Those poor tech raiders ;_;

Good luck in your life outside of CN Epik
WalkerNinja
but but...

YOUR STATS! DON'T YOU LOVE THEM ANYMORE?
Poyplemonkeys
You're doing roguery completely wrong. It's almost as if you just ignored the guide I wrote on the subject.
flak attack
Clever. I like it.
WalkerNinja
Epik Rogues



For the record, roguery is bad. Mainly, I'm just laughing at the tech raiders that are now getting nuked into oblivion. It is my tradition to do so at each and every opportunity. Going rogue is bad, just like raiding. This, then, is a zero sum game at which I will chuckle.

*chuckles*
Khyber
Take care bro, and give them hell for raiding you.
Mixoux
Awesome ending to an awesome conflict.
Uralica
Roguery and Raiding. Two things I denounced in the Syktyvkar Proclamation. dry.gif Make a right, two wrongs do not, hmm? tongue.gif

OOC: Have fun. wink.gif
Mathias
QUOTE (WalkerNinja @ Oct 20 2009, 04:01 PM) *
but but...

YOUR STATS! DON'T YOU LOVE THEM ANYMORE?


Obviously not, he left TOP.

-Bama
BamaBuc
Some people intentionally raid nuke nations. I'm hoping that's what happened here. facepalm.gif

-Bama
Duncan King
I know the NEW guy doesn't care, but I hope the other two are ready for a good nuking.

Take care, Epik.
Drostan
I hope nobody will be deterred by the nukes possessed by this ripe new raid target. I hope all those who raid him the best and a profitable future.

Also, crash diets never work, man! What were you thinking?
ROMMELHSQ
Give them hell o/
Zoomzoomzoom
The raiders are good. They're slot filling thus allowing you to focus nukes no your aggressive wars. V
Richard Rahl
Send me some tech!

o/ Epik, have fun in RL mate.
King Chill I
I miss you already. Have fun.
Aimee Mann
QUOTE (Buller @ Oct 20 2009, 08:32 PM) *
The path of the rogue is a shameful one

What makes you say this?

Also, the OP was hilarious. Have fun with your wars.
Timberland
You'll be missed Epik wub.gif

13k infra nation with no sdi tsk tsk
LOLtex
QUOTE (Timberland @ Oct 21 2009, 09:47 PM) *
You'll be missed Epik wub.gif

13k infra nation with no sdi tsk tsk


At least he'll end up with some casualties.
Zero-One
QUOTE (LOLtex @ Oct 21 2009, 09:53 PM) *
At least he'll end up with some casualties.

Zing!! oh man lol1.gif

Good luck Epik. Sad to see you leave. You will be missed sad.gif
HeinousOne
QUOTE (Aimee Mann @ Oct 21 2009, 04:43 PM) *
What makes you say this?

Also, the OP was hilarious. Have fun with your wars.



I didn't
Blue Lightning
QUOTE (HeinousOne @ Oct 22 2009, 08:10 AM) *
I didn't

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Aimee Mann
QUOTE (HeinousOne @ Oct 22 2009, 08:10 AM) *
I didn't

I know it wasn't you tongue.gif

I have long since had a policy of identifying posters by their usernames, it would be simply foolish of me to change that policy at this time of year of all times.
casey3927
Good luck Epik in all you do. We'll miss you
Bob Janova
You should nuke the people who are raiding you ... they shouldn't get a profit from you dry.gif
Diomede
Never really knew you Epik, but I'm glad to see your last action is a good-will mission to Ragnarok. Perhaps they too will discover the importance of SDIs. With your help, I am sure they will become a better military machine.
Minarchist
QUOTE (Aimee Mann @ Oct 21 2009, 11:43 AM) *
What makes you say this?

Also, the OP was hilarious. Have fun with your wars.


Buller is a TOP member who either doesn't approve of Epik leaving or (more likely), is just messing around dry.gif

Damn Halloween! wacko.gif



We'll miss you, Epik!
Penkala
Why are you hitting Ragnarok? huh.gif
Hyperion321
Pandabear John will miss you, Epik sad.gif
Diomede
QUOTE (Penkala @ Oct 25 2009, 02:48 AM) *
Why are you hitting Ragnarok? huh.gif

Why not? RoK gov members have gone nuke rogue on TOP in the past.
Lord Brendan
QUOTE (Diomede @ Oct 25 2009, 09:37 PM) *
Why not? RoK gov members have gone nuke rogue on TOP in the past.


Any examples?
Kaiser
QUOTE (Lord Brendan @ Oct 26 2009, 05:15 PM) *
Any examples?

Gen Lee
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