Citizens of Planet Bob,

Earlier this week, Morskovian Intelligence intercepted this message to enemies of Morskov from the nation of Legendria. This message was in native NADC, and reads as follows:



Morskovian scholars attempted to translate the odd language, but in the end we had to hire people fluent in the language to translate it for us:


This is what the translators returned to us:



In order to protect the citizens of Morskov, we launched a full offensive against the nation of Legendria. We intended to let them off the hook eventually, but recently began seeing Sarah Mclachlan commercials about the poor citizens of Legendria.



We have now decided to turn a new, more merciful leaf. As such, we issue the NADC with the following terms of surrender:



I expect these terms to be accepted. Don't disappoint, NADC.

Frankdolf of Morskov


Edit- For those not paying attention, this was not NADC attacking an unaligned

Emperor P_C lolled.

Balls in your court NADC.

I heard all of that in the voice of Green Bubbles' interpretation of Ivan Moldavi.

I'm not sure what the hell this is, but it looks serious. I'd surrender NADC.

NADC's at it again, how disappointing.

Yeah I remember seeing your slot open yesterday, MoD wouldn't let me attack though such a big rogue is too big of an opportunity for themselves to pass up

They do need to practice though, not gonna lie >_>

No kidding

You should attack me for some practice

I urge the NADC to take these lenient surrender terms, rather then face inevitable destruction.

One customer at a time

You should expand your customer base

Find me some employees

Then you'd have to share your loot right?

I'm a generous person ;o

Even if they lose they'll still claim strategic victory, so all will be well

At first I was like .
Then I was like .
Now I'm like .

NADC, let us know if you need help with this rogue, but it looks like you've got it handled.

Terms seem fair to me. Three months is a bit short for the NADC, but maybe if you sent someone over to assist them with sending the reps they could make it.

Anybody who would like to mediate this conflict is open to request so in this thread.

*Chants RyanGDI*

The UBD would like to reiterate its backing of NADC government but strongly advises that they accept such leniant surrender terms.

I am in full agreement with Russell. The NADC won't get better terms later. Quit while you're ahead.

NADC would surely be destroyed beneath the armed might of their mighty opponents in this brave conflict. They would be wise to accept such lenient terms

Listen to your allies, NADC. If you refuse these terms, the next time they will be offered (if I decide to offer them), they will not be as lenient.

...........or they could ZI you


have fun with him NADC

EDIT:

lol ur at DEFCON 4 and you have 4 people at war with you?

How about three bucks, a bottle of rum from mah sekrit stash, and a half dozen cookies and we'll call it even?

I'll mediate this. I'm pretty widely known as the kind of person who avoids conflict.

It is certainly not in the best interests of the NADC to treat a one-man alliance with such disrespect. I expect that any further interference with any member of the Not In One alliance will be met with the sternest of resistance.

Yes, they CAN ZI me. It will take atleast three rounds of wars and the loss of more pixels than the NADC is comfortable with, but I have faith. Anyways, being at ZI just makes it easier to rebuild

And yes, I started at DEFCON 5, and changed it to DEFCON 4. How else would it get there? It's not like there's spies that can change DEFCON or anything. Now a few questions for you:

1) Why do you have three trades?
2) Why do you have ten cruise missiles?
3) Why are you in Legion?

To Frankdolf the Wise and Merciful,


The Government of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition appreciates your very kind terms of surrender.
We would like to inform you that this gracious offer has been placed before our General Assembly for discussion. As per standard procedure, this period of deliberation will end in 94 years time.

In addition, we have been led to believe that you have spies within the NADC, and thus there will be an exhaustive internal investigation into the veracity of this information. It is estimated that this will last an additional 49 years.

Once complete, the vote on whether or not to accept will last for an additional two years.



Trusting that this is true, we will be delighted to inform your descendants of our decision in 145 years.

We will, of course, attempt to keep you informed of any further delays to the process.


Yours sincerely on behalf of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition,
TankKiller
Secretary General

o/ Tank

A very reasonable time frame.

All hail the speedy reply of the NADC government.


So... do we peace out now, or when the decision is made?

I'd just attack him again.

I suggest NADC skip the internal beurocracy, remember what happened last time you didn't?

NADC yet again finds itself between a rock and a hard place.

Now now, there's plenty of time to drama monger in 145 years.

Wise decision from NADC's senate! To hurry slowly is sometimes the best approach.

These are certainly just terms.

Have fun with this NADC, but might I suggest that when you go rogue killing you remember to remind your members to stagger their attacks. Or didn't you learn anything from wars past?

This+NSO = FUN FUN FUN!

Frank... I don't know what you're doing... but I think I like it.

Nevermore stands behind our protectors in this trying time. We'll roll the hard six with you guys if it comes to it.

What's the fun in that?

Roll the Hard Six, NADC. Or something like that.

Frank, weren't you a big member there for a while? If so, what happened?

NADC is such fail they should probably accept this.

I was a big member there about a year and a half ago. At the time I attacked it was out of boredom, and then stopped checking my nation halfway through the war. Two days after I stopped logging in they managed to anarchy me