It has come to my attention that certain actions were not befitting of a non member of LoSS.

I therefore publicly apologize for the following criterions.

1. For calling out alliance leaders when they were wrong.
2. For contradicting said alliance leaders when they said I was illiterate for not seeing what wasn't there.
3. For calling out aforementioned leaders for unfair actions against a friend.
4. For being Christian and unafraid to stand up for my ideals.
5. For apologizing on your forums.
6. For sparking livelihood in your spam sections.
7. For defending myself against baseless accusations.
8. For breaking your forums.
9. For being Darth Angry Nun
10. For o/ BTO
11. For the Great Justice
12. For making a harmless joke.
13. For having a sense of humor.
14. For hurting you in anatomically posterior places by not conforming to standards antithetical to my ideals.
15. For standing up vociferously what is ennumerated in #14
16. For some members being on my side.
17. For rejecting Phoebus[TCI]'s advances.
18. For explaining very well how I was an excellent addition to the alliance.
19. For refuting your accusations of my uselessness
20. For being too sexy for my shirt.

I have obviously wronged LoSS and caused them to be Posteriorally Injured.

Therefore, My apology is "Oops, My Bad"

--StarKrunk[NSO], Master of Apologies and Lulz.

tl;dr: This is good enough for you Drugsup. Yes I think its funny.

You should never apologize for being Darth Angry Nun

Anyone who would request such a thing is evil and should be put down

I likes the last apology better

I hope Krunk posted this on his own; LoSS's continued harassment of him is quite annoying.

NSO members really give the best apologies ever.

Only the Best

It takes a real man to admit when he is wrong and sincerely apologize for what he has done. We need more people like you, Krunk The Great.

Quality over Quantity?

I feel like this apology came straight from the heart. Well done, Krunk.

Great words from a great man.
o/ Krunk

Put me down, it's a crappy theme.

you are my new hero

o/ Krunk

Spying - it's what's for dinner. You know the allegations, and you have done an excellent job ignoring them, Krunk.

You missed a pretty big discretion. Naughty, naughty.

There is no need to acknowledge what is not true.

You didn't even HAVE any cruise missiles.

Considering Loss's seeming obsession with Krunk, I'd say it's the best thing to do.

"For hurting you in anatomically posterior places by not conforming to standards antithetical to my ideals."

I'm in love.

Yeah, it's LoSS that won't drop it.

This is baffling. If someone has an actual issue with.....whatever is going on here, then bring it up with one of Krunk's superiors (i.e, me). Otherwise I'm just going to continue to happily ignore whatever this is and consider it unimportant.

This is a new CN classic.

Alright, not gonna lie, it took me a few minutes to figure this out as this is all the first I have heard of this but damn.....once I figured out happened due to this quote I laughed....quite a bit.


Krunk, very funny, extremely funny. You definately have won this round.

This made me smile...and I've been in a foul mood this evening.

Phoebus will never be the same.

I broke his heart.

He was all like

And I was like

Stop fooling yourself. You never rejected any advances. I found you quite willing.

I don't even know what the issue is, but even if there wasn't one at all before, this is an overt attempt to get a rise from LoSS.

You never rejected my advances.


He likes it.

That makes one of us.

Oh clearly this is a real apology and not meant to be a jerk to LoSS.


Clearl



He's so cool!

And Krunk, I have no idea what caused this, but whatever happens after, you probably deserve it. Completely inappropriate.

Obviously; but i wonder if they had requested a legitimate one, its not beyond LoSS to come into our irc channel demanding things for various , yet completely bogus, reasons. They have been told on more than one occasion to bugger off; i hope that they can respect that.

Proof/examples?

And if they did request a legitimate one, this still is a complete overreaction and a terrible idea.

I felt that my actions needed apologizing for. Therefore, I apologized. Simple.

Your actions do need apologizing for how ever you seem unable to even understand that an apologize is something that is meant and used to gain forgiveness or to make the statement you are truly sorry, NOT to poke fun at the person or group of people you should be apologizing too.




Hi Heft

everything and anything is unimportant until it becomes important, we are trying to stop this before it comes important, how ever sometimes Krunk is unable to control him self, that alone cause a chain reaction.

Your actions are reprehensible and guess what?

LoSS now has a very valid reason to demand an apology from you for the obvious disrespect to their alliance.

LoSS wouldn't even need an apology if Krunk would just stop spying on their alliance.

Wow....the amount of lie in the last few words of that statement....

Im calling Libel.

I delivered an apology before they would demand one. If they cannot take it then that's not my problem. RAD liked my apology, LoSS is also humans and should like it as well.

And this is clearly an attitude deserving of praise/acceptance and not condemnation.

Well, he's clearly escalating tensions in the hope of baiting LoSS into doing something that he/NSO can use to push his own agenda. They're doing the right thing by ignoring him – though if he is spying on them, they have perfect justification to go to NSO and demand a response.


No you didn't. This is not an apology, it's a 'screw you'.

They are speaking out their butts with the spy allegations.

How could you not believe me? This was straight from my heart

Which makes it all the more fascinating that there hasnt been such an outreach. Krunk is government, after all. You'd think if there was anything to go with, theyd have done something about it.

Exactly; they are just blowing smoke and its beginning to irritate.

I have no idea what is going on with that, but this thread from a member of NSO's government makes it seem like you wish to start something with LoSS, is that correct?

lolme

Right. Why make a fake apology when it's totally not instigated, m i rite?

Obviously there's prior context. Which has so far amounted to nothing but smoke up being blown up rectums.

Wait, Krunk is government and thinks this is appropriate?

This one was worth reading, as far as apologies go anyway. The entire practice (at least on OWF) is silly, but at least in this case it's obvious.

In response to nonsensical, unproven, likely unfounded accusations of him spying, why wouldn't ridicule be appropriate?

Ridicule, particularly petulant ridicule which is what a fake 'apology' comes down to, is never appropriate as an alliance's statement on an issue.

Doesn't account for the extremely poor behavior shown in the OP, and in every post he has made following it up.