As my first act as the newly crowned Dark Lord of the Sith, I am holding this press conference in order to enlighten the unwashed and ignorant masses to the heroic exploits of the New Sith Order. Feel free to hurl insults ask us anything.

Signed,

Doppelganger, Dark Lord of the Sith, Viceroy of the Pink Sphere

i approve of this

What do you consider the most heroic of NSO's exploits?

Also, congratulations Corinan.

Alright.

How has the New Sith Order, as a consensus, felt about their role in the Karma war?

Why are you guys so mean?

We honoured our debts. I wouldn't call us a part of "Karma".

Who made you the Viceroy of the Pink Sphere.

I never said or implied that the NSO was part of "Karma."

However, if you feel I did so, then I apologize for my choice of wording.

In any case, thank you for your timely answer.

We're okay with it. Our opponents were cool guys.

I heard the NSO is an evil and overrated group of nations completely dedicated to the worshiping of the all mighty Ivan Moldavi; y/n?

It's probably a toss up between the NSO forming and thus making this world a better world and our invention of White Peace©.

Follow up question: How many Twix Bars have I eaten?

7 and one half.

So just how heroic is the NSO anyway, mr Dark Lord?

As a newly promoted Dark Lord of the Sith, what will Ivan Moldavi's role in the alliance be going forward? Will he remain Dark Lord as well?

What does the NSO feel is their greatest contribution to Planet Bob so far? What do you hope to contribute in the future?
What does the NSO feel needs changing with the current political, cultural, moral reality of Planet Bob? What shouldn't change?

he is sith emperor.

I didn't feel you had, that was just my answer to your question

It's actually at 16 now.



Ah, I see.

Hey NSO, glad to see you guys doing well.

What are some of your short-term goals, and when will you do something that will rile up the Cyberverse once again? You make things around here quite interesting, honestly.

Wait Moldavi got replaced couped?

Short term goals would include growth and expanding our sphere of influence. And we don't telegraph our punches so you'll just have to keep watching.

But... Corinan! YOU NEED TO TELL US SO WE CAN ACT SURPRISED!

I am not amused.

How does the fact that I now hate you all and think you're all evil make you feel?

lovely.

That's our comfort zone.

Is it true that your Master of Internal Affairs Council is celibate and awesome for it?

Feels good man. Like reeeeaaalll good.

How/Why are you guys the best alliance CN has ever seen?

How do you feel about that meanie, Voodoo?

My bad.

I was looking at the wiki page for your gov't positions. Didn't realize that Moldavi was now Sith Emperor.

From the wiki:

cause every year at comic con we all dress up as Sith.

He should probably come to his senses and return to his true home.

MK, Bel Air, STA. You gotta screw one, kill one, marry one, go!

Well aren't you a multi-serious-question little bugger. Alright then.

Our greatest contribution is our continued existence, and our model of excellence. We emphasize an individualist, open, and honest political climate free from the trappings of the old world in a way that few alliances can match, and we prove our commitment to that model every day in our internal functions and our external philosophy of action.

More people (not alliances, but individuals) need to really embrace those sorts of concepts. The old world rules are only as relevant as you want them to be. We can ignore them all and make a truly new world order, but not many seem interested, or are too timid to challenge habit.


Short-term goals are to be awesome, and our being awesome will naturally rile up the cyberverse. Falling leafs and puddles, or somesuch.


We have a new Dark Lord.


Anthony's answer was correct. Anthony is always correct.

Those are trade secrets friend; however you are welcome to post an application and find out

If the NSO could recomned what steps GATO should take to improve itself, what would you say?

Would you like to see GATO take a more active role in the Brown Sphere?

Screw MK, Kill Bel Air, Marry STA.

Off the top of my head, name me Emperor.



Yes, definitely.

This lol

Correct. Well done NSO.

How does NSO feel about trouts?

What does NSO think about Shakira and her hips?

I will not speak on behalf of the entire NSO, but the nation of Back Pocket approves of Shakira's hips.

She's too skinny for me.

i've had better

I respect them for their reputation of being exceptionally truthful.

Why do so many awesome people reside in the NSO?

I joined and they all naturally followed suit. Domino effect.

Of course.

Shouldn't it be feels... evil? Since, you know... you guys are all sithly and such?

How it do?