TRANSVALER DAAGLIKSE NUUS
NATIONAL RECONSTRUCTION COMPLETED
CATHOLIC CHURCH REBUILT IN JOHANNESBURG: Bishop Markus van Bruggen of Johannesburg (Roman Catholic) consecrated the new Roman Catholic cathedral in Johannesburg yesterday after the original structure was torched during sectarian violence last December. Prime Minster Annetjie van Matteus was on hand during the mass of consecration and thanksgiving.
ARMED FORCES COMPLETELY REBUILT: After months of minitary recosntrcution, the Transvaler Seemag finally reached full strength with the relaucnhing of the last ships originally scuttled during the period of surrender restrictions.
A NUCLEAR TRANSVAAL IS A PEACEFUL TRANSVAAL: Field Marshal Petrus Malan, Commander of the Transvaler Raketkorps, announced this morning that two days ago Transvaal detonated its first test nuclear device built since the Karma War at the Bouvet Island Proving Grounds. The Raketkorps has resumed its primary duty to maintain a defensive stockpile of 6 Seekoeitjie [Little Hippo] atom bombs.
BOERS IN SPACE: Transvaal joined the space race today when it launched three satellites into orbit above Planet Bob. The Raketkorps, under the command of Field Marshal Petrus Malan, also constructed one additional missile defense complex. Malan stated that “it is Transvaal’s desire to construct an anti-missile defense system in space above Southern Africa.”