At 1:34:20 AM CN time on 10/8/2009, the ruler of the League of Autonomous Boy, polisofboy, has come under fire by a Bel Air nation. All attempts to reach Bel Air leadership about this issue has come to naught, and the nation of boyhegemonia lays in anarchy, brought low by an unjust Bel Air raider, who was most likely motivated onto this unwise path due to polisofboy's charm and firm grasp of the English language. Polisofboy is a new comer to CN, with an apparently bright future ahead of him--it was he who reached out to MK in our moment of need and to help forge the Autonomous National Assistance League. After such a show of leadership and bravery to forge ahead in this new world, such unwarranted acts of aggression are simply appalling to behold.


May I remind Bel Air that under the provisions laid out by the Autonomous National Assistance Leauge (found here http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=70889) and the recent protectorate agreement by MK for Boy (found http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=70835), I am at least 75% certain that the Mushroom Kingdom is under some kind of obligation to do *something*, as well as TTK and Nemesis, who were also brought together under the glorious Autonomous Nation Assistance League banner. The audacity of raiding an alliance which is backed up by such military might is, quite frankly, extremely bold, and shows a flagrant disregard for personal safety. While the Mushroom Kingdom is fond of such odds, I am unsure that Bel Air is quite as willing as to lay so much on the line for a raid on the simple nation of boyhegemonia.



The membership of Mushroom Kingdom kindly asks Bel Air to cease all attacks on polisofboy, and to privately apologize to the Boy leadership for such shocking transgressions on his native soil.

I MARCH TO WAR FOR BOY WITH BOY

Ball's in your court, Bel Air.

Voted 5

Attacking the League of Autonomous Boy am a bad idea.

I like boys.

Sure, I'll look into it.

Grey Sphere

I support this message.

o/ MK

According to my fellow government, ShamWOW is not a member of Bel Air. (i.e. Ghost) We will help you achieve peace, by asking ShamWOW to peace out from the fight. If a Bel Air/Bel Air Prep nation isn't using a member ID, they're not one of ours.

I apologize personally for this inclusion on Boy's sovereignty.

HurricaneLOL
Deputy Minister of Economics
Bel Air

I am Extraduty and I approve this message. Also I messaged the attacking nation myself.

Minister of Touching... Hard

Is NSO ghosting you again

Don't push your luck Mushroom Kingdom . You do know that Bel Air are allies of our allies' allies' allies, don't you? And if Bel Air gets attacked by you, their allies which are our allies' allies' allies will rally their allies' allies who will rally there allies who will rally us.

To think about it, you are our allies' allies also. So if you are attacking so will our allies and so will we. But in that our allies' allies will also be involved in the fight who could rally other allies which could also be your allies' allies but also our allies' allies.

Tl;dr: Good luck.

I think we all just might have to beat ourselves up

Obligatory lolpink.

I personally don't see the need for this thread. You could have easily come to visit us on IRC and talked to our government about this incident. Oh well.

not accept

bad enemies shield who not boy autonomy national assistance league for help autonomy

who not

Brilliant. Magnificent. Fantastic.

I like you Commisar. Strong homo.

Attack Boy on from Bel Air, MK make mad.

lol what?

i think you just gave away your secrets LOL

Now drop that lulzy Bel Air and pick up that ball cause its in your court.
Choose wisely.

If it's a ghost, you can hardly blame Bel Air for it.

not accept.

my enemy am boy enemy

bel air am boy enemy

am bel air my enemy

who not?

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Oh god this is actually MK's proudest moment. A thread for the archives already and it's only 2 pages long.

bark do war dogs of

AWWWWW HERE WE GO

I laughed, I cried, I pee'd myself.

Is this where MK demands Bel Air attacks their ghosts or gets attacked themselves?

I am so confuse.

Someone ghosting Bel Air attacks Boy. Boy/People come to forums, puff out chests, and make big deal. Bel Air points out person is ghost. Profit.

Can you guys please skip the diplomatic procedures, just this one time, and just attack Belair?

We read, boy reads, Bel Air not read.

We friend boy, who not?

I'm interested to hear what methods of contact were taken. Easier to fix it so this doesn't need to happen the next time that way.

Afraid of boy

say yes if u agree...

Yes!

Seriously though if what attempts were made could be pointed out I'll get right on fixing that so next time posturing can actually be warranted instead of being laughable.

It's like I lost the capacity to understand English overnight...

Or everyone else simply lost the capacity to speak it.

No DoW? No fun.

/me forsees this who not business to become a new meme... >_<

Boy friend happy not war!

I find it pretty funny, tbh.



I'm disappointed.

Most Athenians do.



We speak English.

who not?

who not?

who not?

Also, memetic proliferation of 'who not?' has begun.

I am disappoint Belair

Very disappoint

What I find interesting about the anarchy, it seems to have come with 0 casualties?

all this talk about boy and ANAL is making my head spin.

also,

guy from Bel Air