Tonight the Corp comes before you, without banner or flag, for an informal Q&A. We have been around for not quite a month, and we have already exceeded our own expectations. We are on track to achieve our goals of 50 members and 1M NS by the end of the year, and we have also taken on a protectorate long before we intended to branch out into that portion of CN life. Our members are active and happy, and we are still very excited to embark upon our CN journey.

We welcome your questions.


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Why did you go with yellow?

Why didn't you just recreate the previous alliance?

Isn't it obvious? Yellow is the sphere of win. 'Nuff said

Are you going to admit that your true goal as an alliance is to merge with ROCK?

Bit of a typo there. Fixed it for you.

No that goes against the major part of my conspiracy theory explaining why they decided to go yellow.

Or perhaps they merely went to yellow to trick you into thinking they weren't planning on merging into TYR when, in actuality, they were.

To what alliance are you referring? As I can see, the Corporation does not imitate nor resemble any other alliance on Bob, neither past nor present

Yellow offered the best atmosphere to grow in an environment not constricted by immovable power structures and harsh political fighting.



To which alliance would you be referring? GLOF? We have two prior GLOF members. Perhaps NADC? We have six former NADC members. Maybe MHA? We have a couple of those too.



LeaderofROCK[ROCK]: We're actually planning to assimilate into Corp. iClean is too sexy to live without.



Lolno.

Also, in regards to the recreating past alliances, for once and for all I want to say this:

I don't believe in living in the past. What's done is done. Any alliance that a number of us may have been previously affiliated with is long gone. We are here for a fresh start and a fresh beginning.

Dear CEO iClean,

I've heard you run a cult called the Collective. Who's in it?

-Anon

Funny you should ask that...

How do you feel about Cheyenne?

How long will it take iClean to start a war? When is Corp going to admit defeat to the awesome power that is CSN? Why the hell did you let SWAT in? Is it true Kev is a typical evil and mean boss?

P.S. Wheres our Corp diplo x-(

Is it still Archer's fault?

Too long

I'm your Corp diplomat. You never post in the embassy.

Of course it is. Some things will never change.

Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I've spoken to you once perhaps on IRC but other than that, well, nothing. Perhaps you should come over our forums sometime so that I might be able to better answer your question in the future.



Keep running your mouth and you'll see...



Immediately following CSN actually finding this "awesome power" which is somehow able to counter Corporation's power (which is over 9,000). So... never.



Because we needed a long haired hippy and SWAT fit the bill. And because he's a cool cat.



I'd have to say Kevin's easily the nicer of us two. My guys just have Stockholm Syndrome.

Then would you support or even want to spearhead a treaty for yellow unity? Or if there's one that still exists, would you want to join it?

At what points can I begin collecting my 401K?

At this time we have no intentions of spearheading or signing a yellow unity treaty. We have found yellow to be a friendly sphere that has responded positively to overtures of friendship and most people are always willing to help with a trade deal. No need to complicate things at this juncture.

We shall settle this on the battlefield. expect my attacks at update

Why does Archer slap me all the time?

When are you helping me attack the You-Know-Who's?

I see your chosen sanctioned alliance image is for Polaris. What are you views towards the New Polar Order and the other members of Frostbite. How do you see yourself compared to/in conjunction with them? What are your current foreign affairs goals?

Well, in my personal opinion, the only Frostbite alliance I would see myself allying is STA. Can't say I'm too fond of NSO. And Grub made some comments during the karma war that didn't sit too well with me coming from an alliance that did almost nothing during said war. Our one of our foreign affairs goals is to continue our friendly relationship with the other yellow alliances. I'm sure Archer and Kev can tell you the others.

I personally like STA and NSO, but I'm not a big fan of Pacifica so Frostbite has little appeal to me

What? Did "NPO's in Frostbite" jokes get old?

Personally, I like Polar a lot and STA is pretty cool too, not so hot on NSO though. As for our FA goals, we're just settling in at the moment and staying on friendly terms with everyone.



Yes.

Why all the NSO hate?

You're a Star Wars alliance and I'm a Trekkie.

Actually, I made a typo. I meant to say I like NSO, not NpO

We're in this awesome club called the "Teen Titans."

Want to join?

Sounds familiar. Tell me more.

First off: Balder/iclean what is your real name? BALDER OR ICLEAN?!?!!??!?!?!

2nd: I blame archer for the lack of a question.

3rd: what is your view on the other yellow alliances and what is your current favorite yellow alliance.

iClean.
And Balder.

Good.

They exist. The Corporation.


Satisfactory answers?

For the record, I'm a big fan of NSO. I also like STA. I have also found Polar very helpful in any number of circumstances, though certainly some of their past issues have helped shape my current views of them, fair or not.

What can be gathered from our various responses is: We all have different opinions which is exactly how we want our alliance. However, it is unlikely we will be invited to join Frostbite anytime soon

No, it's Chobo's fault, always blame cmdrChobo, always.



I'm disappointed at the lack of FAN love from our yellow comrades.

What's this protectorate mentioned earlier?

Is it true that you guys stole all of my garden gnomes?

What's your favorite zombie killing weapon?

We keep our FAN love in the background. I know how much you guys like things up the in the background.

We have a protectorate, and I guess it was mentioned earlier.

Yes.

Garden Gnomes.

Apparently Kev wanted to redecorate his office >_>

Bearded or clean shaven?

Bearded, of course.

Well, that does clear it up




lol, thanks Kev for the honest answer.

A falling piano

What is the Corporation's official thought on the smiley above?

My thought is that if anyone other than you asked the question, it would be innocent.

Fine, I'll ask it then.



What is the Corporation's official thought on the smiley above?

Oh, and.. if you had the choice between a cake, a caek, a tub of chocolates, and a pie, which would you choose?

I already answered, innocent... someone enjoying a lollipop.

Tub of chocolates.

Heh.. another one for you.

Do you think that I'm innocent, even after telling you that Lanna calls me her Sex Tiger?

So what is the thought of me asking the question?