OOC:Im Quiting The Rp Because I Never Go On It And Im Bored With It But Befor I Leave Im Going To War With The World. If I Win (1 in 10000000000000 plausibility) ill stay.

The Soviet empire of toastoria declares war on humanity. that is all.

OOC: lolz. -1 EVR puppet.

Soviet empire of toastoria steam rolls all tanks into this guys nation

Well I'm sad to see you go. It's been one hell of a.... three and a half weeks.

OOC:Probly gana get baned befor i quit but ya...

Toastoria Magicly Finds a Pile Of Nukes On The Side of A Road And Claims Them all


Then lantches them at randome by throwing darts at a picture of the world map....

75% of the nukes hit the atlantic

20% landed in the pacific

5% laded in the north pole

TAKE That Polar Bears

All of Arctica laughs upon seeing what is left of toastoria's tank corps (after moving through many miles of hostile territory) charge toward Furion Japan by driving into the sea. Within a matter of minutes, the air supply inside the tanks is exhausted and all the crews die and all the tanks sink to the sea floor, creating a giant tank graveyard at sea. Just who do you think you are, trying to drive tanks through water, Dragonisia?

In fact, Planet Bob's first(?) tank graveyard at sea. Congratulations on making history.

OOC: I Rilly Prined a Copy Of The World Map And Threw Darts At It In RL If You Wanted To Know

Upon the firing of a nuclear weapon at the north pole, in accordance with its full retaliation doctrine Arctica launches 20 200kt nukes at the armpit-sized nation of toastoria. The combined yield of the weapons saturates the entire area with radiation, making it a glowing, armpit-sized glass parking lot. Arctica also fires its arsenal of chemical weapons "just in case," resulting in a cloudy, glowing, armpit-sized glass parking lot. The only person small enough to park there is Tom Thumb, and the chemical clouds and lethal radiation (plus the parking meters which we are sure are rigged and seem to be impervious to our WMDs, well, you have to put a quarter in every ten seconds or it shoots your car, so yeah) make it way below even his standards.

Humanity wins this war, game over.

Toastorian sientes quickly descover how to make tanks fly and sends a new armada of flying tanks into all nations of the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLDq83Izkvg <---- Flying tanks invading nations

Dident relise war was over sry for poast but the video was funny and it whoude have ben kool to see the tanks in action

In the runes of the nucler waistland that was once toastoria there was one servivor who can beath poision lives and walks away from the waists starting the new soviet empire of toastoria, war starts agean.

(ooc NO NUKES PLZ UNLESS THAY HIT SOMEWARE UNIMPOTANT LIKE AFRICA)

I Claim the world under my controll!!!!!!!!!!

"The prowess of the toastorians is beyond us. We surrender."

im still quiting but that was fun thank you all for let ing my take over that guys nation and i jest permittivity made in a k-mart

Vega looked at his inbox, he had a message from some hippy commune which worshipped toast. Of course, while reading this, he thought deeply... for one micro-second, and then proceeded to delete said message.

Toastoria steam rolls flying tanks and dead polar bears into your nation

Unfortunately for Toastoria, the spamming of imaginary and impractical inventions has no effect at all on the nation which has been pre-described as a living utopia of excellence.

OOC:my friend on XBL Is Thinking Of Joining If I Win Ill Give Him Sweden Buy My GT Is EpicToaster360R If You Have Gold Join My Party

OOC: Unfortunately, this RP is not in line with the main RP world, and therefore, he can't have Sweden, so is this RP canon or non-canon, because if it is the former, you better RP properly, and if it is the latter, than no Sweden for him because I will easily crush you the same way.

Dude im jest !@#$@#$ around befor i quit god but what do you mean he cant have sweden

OOC: He can't have Sweden, for I own Scania in the main RP, however, if you are doing a fictional RP unrelated to CNRP, then by all means, do so, yet he will never own Sweden in the main RP, that is all I can say.

oh

$%&@l i posted in rong section

i post in fanticy rp normly i feal stuped

OOC: Just to put you at ease, I have requested a thread move for you: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=70271

Moving to Fantasy RP.

OOC: Africa is important!

OOC: Despite its move to Fantasy RP, this thread started out in the OOC forum and it is there that I posted under the assumption that it was a non-canon joke thread. So unless I am told otherwise by a GM, I am considering all my posts in the thread prior to this one as not affecting my CNRP nation in any way.

OOC: Due to paranoid reality that someone could be purged for ignoring this...

IC: The Citadel sets its automated defenses to defend against Toastoria shenns. We also activate our weather machine (thanks sargun) above toastoria placing it in perpetual winter .

Carthage dumps a !@#$ ton of sand onto Toastoria.

FIN