Ask my trade partners and the people I do tech deals with, I am a nice, mind your own business kind of nation. Shorty after we decided to switch to orange team, I find myself bombarded by the Fark alliance.

I did not do anything to deserve this, and yet the bloodthirsty Farkers took no prisoners, and at the upper end of my nations strength invaded my homeland.

What did I do? Why did they do this sudden and unprovoked attack? I thought they were bigger men than this. but it appears they enjoy to randomly pick on a small African alliance.

I still don't know what I did to deserve this

I'm guessing it's because of all the wars you and your friend launched against them with things like "Our Alliance Wants To Die" and "lol were dead" as the war reasons.

So when is attacking other Fark nations considered an "unprovoked attack"? Did you really think they'd sit idle and just watch?

Plus Yaks are an endangered species, you monster!

Haha. You lost the game.

I really don't know what you are talking about. I see this as an unprovoked attack by a larger alliance simply wishing to push their dominance on us little guys.

Why so mean?

Citizens of Niger, please.

I can guarantee this will head one of two ways:
1) You did something stupid that put you in this position and you'll get burned to the ground.
2) This was in no way a sanctioned attack on you by Fark and the offenders will get what's coming to them from their alliance.

Well, let's sit back and see what happens, eh?

And Delta clears it up before I can even bother to check. Well then. Have fun Fark.

Also, I really hope you're in Defcon 3 because of getting it spied that way. Anything else would be completely ridiculous.

but an admin is involved in the attacks. Clearly this is a racist and discriminatory hate crime, lead by the leaders of Fark hoping to silence us with military might before our story is told

Because FARK is evil and likes killing babies.

Please what? What do you want from us? Is this because you want to dance like us?

The grieving mothers of our country know this statement is to true, or they would if Fark hadn't plundered them and brought them to their home countries to cook and clean for them

No posts necessary following this one.

thread won.

Seriously, brilliant post. Also, I noticed the attack on Yak when I was hunting unaligneds, and just shook my head.

I'm calling BS on this and saying that this isn't just some noobish complaint, you know exactly what you're doing and trying to play us all for fools. Fortunately it's failing miserably.

I can't picture Fark going out of their way to ruin your day for no reason unless you screwed with them first. And that looks to be the case.

Enjoy your ZI.

This thread made me think of UME. Anyone else?

How many more must perish under the iron fark fist of doom before people realize I was not kidding.

Some day, when you are hiding underneath your desk, listening to your family getting brutally beaten by Fark soldier you will think "Chysil was right! Why didn't I listen to him?" And you'll hear footsteps enter the room and you'll pray to your god or gods that they don't find you... but they will

Fark will show no mercy. We are but the Poland in world war 2... you guys need to stop appeasing these monsters and stand up against them, or else when you finally do stand it will be in a river of your family's blood and tears

Why Fark? WHY?????

Fark hasn't met this month's quota of oppressing small alliances yet.

Let me just say this right now: you are really bad at attention whoring. It's already getting boring. While watching a train wreck can be entertaining, it's only so long before that joy loses its luster. My suggestion? Get better at attention whoring and give us a real show on your way to ZI.

From a nation that can't seem to decide if they want to mate with cats or women, I'll take that as a compliment

Please Fark, don't hurt Viridia when you're done with these people! Please, I beg you. I don't want Randomly Jim's foot on my throat!

My advice: think of a catchy phrase that can be used to condemn Fark. Max337 may have disappeared from the cyberverse long ago, but his legacy lives on through the classic accusation that "they [the GOONS] ascend via the unjust path." If you think of a similarly amusing epithet you bring laughter to many people even after you have departed this world.

Oooh, a tough guy I see. I like that spirit. It will serve you well, I assure you.

Also, I wasn't aware that nations could mate with anything. This brings about...interesting prospects.
/me begins to study some maps.

This reminds me of the time a rogue called TOOL bullies for suggesting that the guy pay reps for hitting our nation. I even blogged about that one. Also reminds me of Rebbilon.

Chysil, you started this crap, and you know what they say - a person reaps what he/she sows. Perhaps I have to screenshot your alliance's war screen to give any doubters or fence-sitters the irrefutable proof of this.

confused about a woman... confused about a cat... I see your parents did not teach you well. No hear of birds and bees?

lol.

Despite your not-too-bright moment of attacking Fark, that was pretty funny.

They will do no good. Fark got into my account to have me attack people just so they could get 6 wars on me. Any screenshots you post would obviously be doctored and bolding my name doesn't make it true

fark has obviously gotten to you.

I feel for your loss

Okay, now you're just being silly.

haha. epic post

Don't you know? You can tell a bad shop based on the pixels alone. I, for one, believe our esteemed colleague in his plea for help. Something must be done.

No, it would be silly to attack fark. Luckily I was smarter than that.

He got you there, Locke.

Oh, be quiet you.

Correct.

Incorrect. I'm not even an ally of Fark and I'd believe them over you.

And if anyone doubts this, have a look here.

Fark, why you so evil?

more to the point, why did you have to wait until I left to turn evil?

the fun we could have had...

I wonder why?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8643/proofop.jpg

Simply brilliant

Also, is there something you didn't tell me Locke?

That's such a bad doctoring job it's hilarious.

I think you're on to something.

Your joking right? Using the race card? or are you making a stupid joke? Which ever way you are trying to make this go, you are making yourself look dumb.


[ooc] Don't you dare use Poland in this situation. It's stupid to link the two and Fark is not Germany/Russia like. [/ooc]
Now... lets see if you are in my range......

Ivan, his slots are full, both attacking and defending.

you send foreign aid to me? Help me defend against incoming fark horde?

Best photoshop ever.

Also, not nearly as fail as Rebbilon. Work harder please.

Fresh from the frontlines documentary "The Night I Was Farked"

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7269/evilfarker.jpg

I hope you get ZI'd Chysil including your friends.
Well done Fark.

do you want to be my friend?

This thread delivers.

More fail please

For some strange reason I can't bring myself to believe most people would ever want to be your friend.

Yak wants to be my friend... right Yak?