Comasylvania today converted from Judaism to Christianity but vowed to keep all the kosher delis. Comasylvania president Rufus T. Firefly refused to comment on wether this was a permanent change or would only last until he had a complete collection of those little comic books.

The Pope will be visiting Comasylvania on his World Tour for Peace, Rufus T. Firefly announced in the Nations capitol of Plopsdorf today. The faithful will be able to attend a bingo game held in the Popes honor.