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General Arno Minion
From the creators of legendary alliances like The Grand Lodge of Freemasons and.......well, just that one really, comes a new venture in Cyber Nation roleplay.

BANANA REPUBLIC

What's a Banana Republic, you ask?

Wikipedia states;
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A Banana Republic is a term of contempt for a country that is politically unstable, dependent on limited agriculture (e.g. bananas), and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy, and corrupt faction. In some cases, these nations have kept the government structures that were modeled after the colonial Spanish ruling clique, with a small, largely leisure class on the top, and a large, poorly educated and poorly paid working class laborers, though it might have the (fake) trappings of modernity (such as styling itself a republic with a president etc.)

Frequently the subject of mockery and humor, and usually presided over by a dictatorial military junta that exaggerates its own power and importance, "the epaulettes of a banana republic generalissimo" are proverbially of considerable size. A banana republic also typically has large wealth inequities, poor infrastructure, poor schools, a "backward" economy, low capital spending, a reliance on foreign capital and money printing, budget deficits, and a weakening currency. Banana republics are typically also highly prone to revolutions and coups.

In modern usage the term has come to be used to describe a generally unstable or dictatorial regime, especially one where elections are often fraudulent and corruption is rife. By extension, the word is occasionally applied to governments where a strong leader hands out appointments and advantages to friends and supporters, without much consideration for the law.


That sounds fun, doesn't it? Apart from the backward economy and poor infrastructure bit, of course. If you want a fun and easy-going alliance and you like to roleplay the Dictator or Totalitarian ruler then the Banana Republic is for you.

Be the despot and tyrant that everybody has deep inside them and make that pixel population work hard to support your military build up.

The Banana Republic is starting from the ground up so we need you to help us shape the alliance.

Banana Republic Forum
Banana Republic Wiki
General Arno Minion
Did I mention we like Bananas?
General Arno Minion
The water is warm at the Banana Republic.
General Arno Minion
No idiots like Kanye West are invited to the Banana Music Video Awards.
Tom Litler
I actually sort of like this idea. blush.gif
General Arno Minion
Fuhrer Litler, you should join us. Together we will rule the world (insert maniacal laugh).....and....scene.
General Arno Minion
Position Vacant - everything. wink.gif
Darth Andrew
This looks interesting. I wish you guys good luck.
General Arno Minion
Thankyou Darth Andrew. I appreciate you stopping by.

A crate of our finest bananas are on the way to Werbistan as we speak.
Darth Andrew
NOW I CAN MAKE MYSELF A BANANA SPLIT. awesome.gif
General Arno Minion
When visiting the Banana Republic be sure to stop in at the Coconut Lounge and Palms Casino.
General Arno Minion
Military Junta positions available at Banana Republic. Declare yourself Dictator today!
General Arno Minion
Finish this sentence.

You know you're a Dictator when _____
General Arno Minion
...when you're people love and fear you at the same time!
General Arno Minion
...when you have the eppaulettes of a Generalissimo!
Emperor Nicholas II
Good to see another alliance use forumotion, and you gave me some ideas of what i can add to my forum, as in Forum Icons like the ones i see for your application, republic and Ambassador sections =D set up a portal page with a great Poster on the front, and if you need any help if you are new to forumotion i can help i've done so much work on my forum,

-Emperor Nicholas
General Arno Minion
Thanks for visiting Emperor Nicholas II. I'm glad you liked what I've done with the place. Forumotion and phpBB is a pretty good option and far better than the old days when everyone used Invisionfree.

I'll look into adding a portal page. cool.gif
Demago
I cordially invite all Foreign Relations personnel of this alliance to join us over at the Partopian Alliance!

Once there, please send me a message and I will mask you.

Our Forum is located at www.Partopian.com! Hope to see you there!
General Arno Minion
Ah, thanks for the invite Demago. I might just do that. wink.gif
Demago
Great! Looking forward to seeing you there!
General Arno Minion
It's a great day here in Banania. We're almost a week old.
General Arno Minion
Still looking for a few good men....no not like that. rolleyes.gif
General Arno Minion
It's National Banana week! Free Banana Bread for all.

General Arno Minion
After your free Banana Bread, why not take a ride on a Banana Boat.



Remember that you'll have to wait half an hour after eating though. wink.gif
General Arno Minion
The desert of the day is, of course;



The Banana Split
General Arno Minion
If that doesn't take your fancy then perhaps the Chef's Specialty;



Banana Cream Pie
General Arno Minion
No takers for dessert?

What can Banana Republic do for you then?
General Arno Minion
10 days in and I'm still it. Are you sure you don't want to join the Banana Republic?
General Arno Minion
Wiki page link now added to OP.
Phil Collins
Flicking through the channels on Sussudian television last night I happened to pick up some San Serriffe broadcast. Keep an eye out for El Presidente himself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWdX6QVzGo...feature=related

General Arno Minion
Thankyou Mr. Collins. Very funny sketch but I don't remember giving them permission to use my likeness.

They may mysteriously 'dissapear' in the dead of night for that. wink.gif
General Arno Minion
We're back! After a brief hiatus, Banana Republic is recruiting again.

Technically, we're still at day one so jump on board now!
charking
QUOTE (Demago @ Sep 17 2009, 08:27 PM) *
Great! Looking forward to seeing you there!



hi, I am interested in joining this alliance. my ingame nation name is charlieonic empire, and my ingame name is charking..

I am new to this game, but am interested in learning and I also have a dictatorship and am corrupt!! lol
General Arno Minion
Sent you an ingame PM charking.

We're still looking for more Totalitarian and Dictatorship style rulers so come on over to Banana Republic!
Tom Litler
Yes, applications are always open to those who love freedom.
General Arno Minion
We haz nooks! Well, Tom haz nooks. We be Nuclear and ready to take on (a very small percetage of) the World. lol1.gif
General Arno Minion
Did someone say Totalitarian state?
General Arno Minion
We're big meanies at BR. Do as I say not as I do....back to work making my tanks and missiles people!!
bucknkd
i love this idea, how many members ya got?
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