My how the past clings to one's heel like a bit of toilet paper.
I had hoped that if I kept my mouth shut about it, then those with thoughts on the matter might enter into an unspoken agreement to keep their mouths shut about it, too; however, we do not live in our fantasies, and members of 57th Overlanders, speaking as individuals, have dredged up the spectre of the Bubblegum War.
I have explained the Bubblegum War's motives, means, and revealed all facts surrounding it time and time again, even as early as the week it happened (as soon as the jig was up). To this day, though, key vocal people continue to speak out of the same ignorance of the plot that they held the hour it happened. They know that it is a sore point, and that if pressed I'll get into it over it, and so here is what they were looking for:
I. Making enemies At the time, I was both a Hidden GOONS operative and a member of Browncoats. I had ridden bit performances in small alliances (ROFL, Purge) to an appearance of a clean slate (though amassing a reputation as a terriblly ascerbic troll) and garnered enough of a "resume" to keep gov positions in small alliances.
As a servant of two masters and owner of a "500-lb mouth" (~ChairmanHal), I had initiated a huge heated flamefest debate about Black team sanctions against WarriorConcept and a word-filtered GOONS gov member. Because of this, the Dark Confederate Pact--a NpO-allied Black bloc--hated my guts and had threatened war on Browncoats on more than one ocassion (their member CIS had issued the sanction and I also campaigned vehemently against DCP's incoming 2nd candidate).
II. Faltering Browncoats
If I'm remembered as the pigheaded destructor of Browncoats, ChairmanHal is the man that kept Browncoats floating through its most trying times. Bilrow, Echelon, GGA, and lots of other big guns wanted Browncoats dead. I have no idea why, the best I ever figured was simply because they perceived that so many Browncoats were refugees from their wars of aggression; \m/, NAAC, GOONS, etc.
Back on track, ChairmanHal poured everything he had into Browncoats, negotiating treaties with other "fringe" alliances, developing and then keeping the military sharp, and generally thwarting designs to roll Browncoats.
Hal got elected to Prime Minister shortly after I joined, Veneke was MoFA, Mechanus was MoD, and HollowEyes was Home Minister (I think), Durim was in charge of recruiting but he wasn't really gov.
During that administration is when I started pissing around in Black team politics. I was put on trial by the vindictive Veneke, reprimanded by a pissed-off-but-amused Hal, and generally scorned by Mechanus.
Also during this time, it came to Hal's attention that Veneke and Mechanus were planning a breakaway alliance. He confronted them about it, and they swore up and down that they had abandoned any plans to leave Browncoats.
Then, to everyone's "surprise" Veneke and Mechanus resigned from Browncoats to form Hegemony of Periphery States a week before their terms as MoFA and MoD ended. Belacqua and a few other members joined them in this venture. It turned out that Veneke and Mechanus had been using their Browncoats government business cards to negotiate protectorates and treaties with Browncoats allies, which were themselves not aware that the two errant ministers were hiding their project from Hal and everyone else.
III. Crappy Hand The loss of Veneke and Mechanus to their scheme, and Hal's retirement to RoK left Browncoats with jack !@#$ in terms of qualified candidates for a new government. I had not wanted to be in gov following my time as gov in TPF's OPP pogrom, but I ran for MoFA. Nintenderek had experience in GOLD gov and also Purge gov, so he ran for MoD. HollowEyes went from Home Minister to Prime Minister, and Hung Lo (some guy from IRON) ran for Home Minister. If we didn't all actually run unopposed, we might as well have. Browncoats electorate was absolutely inactive, the origninal founders that remained were just as inactive.
So, with the loss of what brains it had, Browncoats was left with what it got: A foreign operative MoFA, an unqualified MoD, a newbie Home Minister, and a well-meaning, well-respected, even-tempered but absentee Prime Minister.
IV. Back at Brown Browncoats and several other small Brown alliances were in the UPS 2.0 MDP/senate bloc with GATO. MASH, Browncoats, and a small majority of UPS signatories passed an amendment to UPS that basically changed the senate sharing. GATO's Assembly Chairman, BarbulaM1, refused to abide by the amendment, saying that it was a breach of their sovereignty (because GATO's charter had stuff about how many Senators they have in it). So, MASH and other signatories withdrew from UPS. Browncoats did not leave at the same time or as fast because our decision-making process was not as fast as others'.
Coincedentally to this UPS meltdown, GATO informed its remaining treaty partners that NPO & Co were going to attack them because they had allowed Chris Kaos into GATO as a minor diplomat (or something) in violation of year-old surrender terms to a war coalition that no longer existed.
I felt for GATO's situation, but basically I was going to be goddamned if Browncoats got its wig split for an alliance that had refused to work with Browncoats as equals in UPS. I also refused to entertain the idea of our MDP partners also getting spanked in turn, because they were all ready to chain the piss out of our treaties and enter the then-rumored 1V-GATO war.
V. The Stats Browncoats was Brown, but all of its MDP and ODP partners were Black, except IAA and GATO (this was before MASH moved to Purple). Cosa Nostra, OTS, etc (I don't remember them all, it was a long time ago)--they were all Black. This was before the age of NOIR, when Black was still the lulzy wild wild west sphere where micro-AAs were all clawing for senate seats and there were 3 or 4 MDP blocs that overlapped and simultaneously opposed each other. In the course of jerking around in Black politics, I had formed a sort of grudging, mutual respect friendship with Zzzptm.
As the war loomed, everyone allied to GATO gathered on IRC and we began planning our defense. Some small alliance that was allied to ODN was in the room, so one night they let WalkerNinja into the channel. WalkerNinja then forwarded bits and pieces of the conversation to NPO, and classified our hurried defensive plans as an aggressive buildup to preemptively attack NPO. NPO then hinted that they knew that GATO was about to attack them.
Knowing this was the exact opposite of the case, and still espousing the naive belief that the situation could be talked away, I went to my arm-length friend Zzzptm and tried to plead GATO's case. Zzzptm was at that time the President of BDC, which was central in more than one Black bloc, and allied to 1V through NpO. I asked him to tell the hotheads at 1 Vision that GATO nor anyone had any plans to attack them, and to try to stop the war. He was equally annoyed and distraught at the situation, but was realistic in his response: BDC was a pawn, a meatshield, and he'd tell them but it wouldn't matter.
I then saw that because of our lingering UPS tie, Browncoats was going to be laid bare to its enemies: GGA, NPO, and Echelon. In that age of forced disbandments, unending peaceterms, permanent viceroys, or perma-war, I knew that Browncoats would not be allowed to leave the war if we entered it. Our involvement in the war also meant the hammering of all of our MDP partners. We has also just helped form The Cartel Compact Bloc, and I had campaigned hard to get NoV in to keep them out of TPF's reach just as NPO had dropped them.
You all know Bilrow, Tela, Caffine and the other tyrants of the age, you all know my fears at that time were not unfounded.
So, I shotgun-cancelled our UPS signature, but this did not completely sever Browncoats ties to GATO. We had a MDP with IAA, and IAA was bound and determined to defend GATO to the death.
VI. The Scheme Browncoats had a legitimate reason to cancel UPS (GATO's arrogance in regard to the sphere and bloc), but we did not have any right or reason to cancel on IAA other than a desire not to be crucified for GATO's breach of surrender terms.
In my smoke-filled back room mentality, I settled on a practical approach to the problem: If Browncoats was already at war when GATO got attacked, then Browncoats could not fulfill its MDP with IAA.
Zzzptm and I discussed the issue over two days. BDC's government and allies were completely ignorant of the discussions. Browncoats' government and allies were completely ignorant of the discussions.
I brought up Browncoats braindrain. The timing could not have been better (or more unfortunate): The Prime Minister was out of town for the weekend, the Home Minister had been AWOL for two weeks, and the MoD was at camp. I was the only government member online--or even aware that the GATO-1V war was looming. I had, by pure circumstance, complete reign over Browncoats for that weekend.
In the usual way that things go, BDC canceled a ToA with a black Browncoats treaty partner. This was an actual cancellation, not part of the plan.
We then used my recent tirades on the Black Conclave forum, my infamous trolling, and the knowledge that everyone was constantly looking for my next big OWF tirade to set up the world. I opened a thread in Alliance Politics and slammed BDC for cancelling that ToA. I called Zzzptm all sorts of nasty things, railed incoherently about Black unity and blah blah blah. It was a face-slap in writing.
It wasn't a moment too soon, Zzzptm replied with war.
30 minutes later, NPO and 1 Vision declared war on GATO.
VII. Internal Backlash There's nothing to bring inactive members to their AA forum like a triple-team anarchy, and you bet your $@! that every member that had basically been ghosting "Browncoats" for weeks came squawling onto the forum. Princeps, Lamuella, and others were screaming for blood. And they were right to, their MoFA had pissed off an alliance twice Browncoats' size and led them into the first war Browncoats had been in. I hated that they got their nations torn up a bit, and that it was going to continue for a few days, but--I reasoned to myself--better 3 days of attacks than 3 months.
To successfully isolate Browncoats and keep its allies out of both the GATO war and the "Bubblegum War" the war had to be Browncoats fault. They could not be enticed to defend my assinine OWF flaming. When I posted the fake insults, I let our most staunch ally MASH know that they should under no circumstances defend us, that the war was controlled and contrived. I also told Durim, a non-gov but high-level member of Browncoats. They were to tell no one, but simply to know that despite appearances, I had my hand firmly on the wheel. MASH begrudgingly agreed, Durim was pissed, but it was done and he had no choice but to try to perpetuate control of the situation.
Nintenderek was either MoD or Deputy MoD, and when he saw my inflammatory thread and saw how we were getting our butts pounded, he went to Durim and told him that he was removing me from government, and that he was going to try to talk things out with Zzzptm and smooth things over. Durim told him not to bother, but Nintenderek didn't pick up on the hints and he kept insiting that he had to do something until he finally realized that the whole thing was contirved by me and Zzzptm. Durim sent him some partial logs of my disclosure to himself and MASH so that Ninten could get a handle on what was going on.
Meanwhile, I surrendered Browncoats to BDC. We had planned to keep the war going for like 3 or 4 days so it looked serious, but BDC's bloodthirsty allies were chomping at the bit to attack Browncoats and Zzzptm felt he couldn't keep them at bay any longer. If they had attacked us, then MASH was going to defend us against them, and that would have made the whole thing useless. So, we ended it prematurely. I signed terms for like 5,000 tech, to cancel all Browncoats' treaties, I had to leave Browncoats and join BDC to learn a lesson about trolling, I had to write a history of the Bubblegum War RP thread, and Browncoats was to become a protectorate of BDC.
People went apecrap about the tech, but I had enough money all by myself to pay for like half of it so I didnt' think it was a big deal.
Meanwhile, back at Browncoats, despite his own insistance to Durim that he not post the logs on Browncoats' gov forum, Nitnenderek turned right around and posted the logs Durim sent him on the Browncoats gov forum. As it turned out, half the rulers on Planet Bob were masked to view the gov forum: ChairmanHal (who was by that time a member of RoK, you'll recall), the AWOL Home Minister Hung Lo had not been demasked even though he'd been gone for two weeks, Princeps (a BC founder) and who knows who else. Someone that was not gov saw the logs from there, then posted them on the OWF.
VIII. External Backlash The plot revealed, all of BDC's thug allies got involved and it got messy fast. Zzzptm resigned from BDC as soon as the logs hit the OWF. NpO made BDC accept Myworld (their MoFA at the time) as a Viceroy and placed BDC under NpO protection. BDC was suspended from all of its blocs (CDT never reinstated them and I've learned they wanted to actually attack them). Myworld then repealed all of the surrender terms that Browncoats had accepted and sentenced me to PZI.
At that point, I had already left Browncoats per the terms of surrender, and then I left BDC for obvious reasons, and was simply unaligned.
The Dark Confederate Pact bloc sized up the field, and they declared war on Browncoats the next update.
By the time DCP declared war, Browncoats was already absolutely ruined by the betrayal of the HPS founders, my betrayal of their trust and use of the alliance as a political tool, and the attacks from BDC. They were not allowed to surrender for a few days while DCP pounded them the way a malicious rapist pounds a weak person, because the leaders of DCP were nothing more than that.
After DCP got its rocks off, they took Browncoats surrender and put them under a Viceroy: kevsterr. Kevsterr did what a good Viceroy does, and started trying to rehab Browncoats. This pissed off the leaders of DCP alliances, so they fired kevsterr and then installed some moron whose goal as Viceroy was to just choke Browncoats to death.
DCP succeeded. I succeeded. HPS/57th Overlanders succeeded. We all succeeded in completely wrecking a great alliance. I will never shirk my own huge hand in Browncoats' death, but I will never yoke all the blame; it's not all mine to bear.
These are the complete and true details. Only two men know them: Myself and Zzzptm.
Links to threads of the time can all be found on the wiki for the war: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Bubblegum_War

