Recently, an undesirable element of the pink menace (which is, by the way, wholly undesirable itself) named the Internet Superheroes waged war upon an innocent and seemingly defenseless alliance, Crimson Guard. Cruise missiles flew into peaceful CG towns, bombers murdered thousands of men, women, and children who were simply trying to survive in harsh times, and dozens of IS spies infiltrated CG's government and military. These heinous actions were unprovoked. When confronted by CG's friends, friends IS ignorantly assumed didn't exist, IS flip-flopped between vehemently defending its actions as being down 'for lulz', and stating that it was nothing more than a tech raid.
These actions cannot go unpunished. Thus, the nation of Calabria hereby offers its moral and political and spiritual and diplomatic and intellectual and financial and sensational support to Crimson Guard in these trying times.