Following a visit by Miss Shirley Temple, who sang a song about her Uncle Sam, Comasylvania became a democracy. "Its the American whey." said Rufus T. Firefly who should have brought Kurds and whey to scare Miss Moppet away.

We would like to know why a singing girl changed the minds of the entire government?

We congratulate Comasylvania for transitioning into a democratic government.

We would like to say that curds and whey probably won't scare Miss Moppet away, but spiders will.