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COUP D'ÉTAT IN CAPITAL CITY
President deported to Smallz-People upset

BIKINI BOTTOM- In a stunning sequence of events, The People's Republic of Spongebob Squarepant has switched from a compassionate republic to a frightening coup.
On Monday, the President was arrested and deported to Smallz by the interim government's militants.
The interim government President says he supports a capitalist nation and will not stop until he gets it.
"La falta de formas capitalistas de la República terminará!", said the interim President. "No vamos a bajar hasta nuestras demandas se cumplan! No nos rendiremos!" His translator said, "The non-capitalist ways of the Republic will end! We will not step down until our demands are met! We will not surrender!
The Republic is looking for foreign aid to take the interim government down.

Do you recognize or condemn the interim government?

The Disparuean Government will stay neutral until more information is released.

Here is some more info: They also support a monarchy, and they are uncivilized and violent persons.

We do not recognize the interim government, as we believe that this government will be temporary.

We hope that both parties will come to an agreement peacefully.