Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 07:34 AM
Yup, I'm opening my own bar in here. Everyone is welcomed here, but I do reserve the right to kick people out, either temporary or permanent
Now for the house rules.
This thread will last till admin smacks me on the head saying "bad moddie"
I will serve alcohol here and not check your age, because it's just e-alcohol
If you get drunk from the e-alcohol or even sick, you're wacko and I'll kick you out
Don't whine in here about mod actions, remember who is running this place, k?
Justy is awesome.
I'll add to this if needed, but for now, have a drink, a chat, and some fun
Tyson Gayle
Sep 5 2007, 07:36 AM
E-Martini, shaken not stirred please madam.
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 07:37 AM
Sure, coming right up. But if you want to be like James Bond, ditch the teletubby and get a smoking smoking
Tyson Gayle
Sep 5 2007, 08:17 AM
There you go
Now could i have one of those finely made E-Cuban Cigars and another E-Martini, shaken not stirred please madam.
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 08:22 AM
With an avatar like that, how could I refuse?
BeyondB
Sep 5 2007, 08:23 AM
I'll have a E-Jack & Coke please, easy on the coke,lol
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 08:28 AM
Tssk, and it's original Coca Cola too, how would anyone want to go easy on that?
Smallfrog
Sep 5 2007, 08:29 AM
pint of HSB please.
And 2 packets of cheese and onion.
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 08:31 AM
Blegh, how anyone could eat cheese onion...
*Justitia throws two packets at the frog*
KCToker
Sep 5 2007, 08:39 AM
Vodka, neat, please.
And would you happen to have any of those airline peanuts?
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 08:44 AM
Yes, we do.
*folds a paper plane, puts some peanuts on top, and flies it towards KC*
Kaiser Ernst
Sep 5 2007, 08:49 AM
Do you happen to have some Darjeeling black tea in here? If not, some Jack Daniels would suffice.
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 08:53 AM
We got every drink, so take yer pick
scythegfx
Sep 5 2007, 08:56 AM
Grand Melon Rum and Sprite please, with a shot of blue gatorade
Tyson Gayle
Sep 5 2007, 08:57 AM
Can i have 2 cues and chalk so i can have a game of snooker with someone?
Also could you top up my martini, shaken not stirred as well please madam
/me takes out his business card and gives it to Justitia.
Call me anytime you want!
Tomis
Sep 5 2007, 08:57 AM
A Sprite would be awesome, yet even more awesome is to drink it in the modess' e-bar
JDawg
Sep 5 2007, 08:57 AM
Hmm..sounds awesome!
May a Dawg have a Jack and Coke please?
Irish
Sep 5 2007, 09:02 AM
Do you have e-trappist beer?
Smallfrog
Sep 5 2007, 09:04 AM
Can I have another pint of HSB?
And some salted peanuts.
Kaiser Ernst
Sep 5 2007, 09:05 AM
Ah, I'll take my Darjeeling then.
generic ruler
Sep 5 2007, 09:06 AM
Give me a White Russian!
EDIT: Please
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 09:09 AM
*
vgmmaster enters the bar after a long concert.*
I'll take A strawberry Daiquiri.
Emperor Mccole
Sep 5 2007, 09:09 AM
1 Dr. vodka please. heavy on the vodka.
The Fireman
Sep 5 2007, 09:26 AM
I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia.
Tyson Gayle
Sep 5 2007, 09:28 AM
QUOTE (The Fireman @ Sep 5 2007, 04:26 PM)

I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia.

Finally a barman emerges.
Can i have that martini, shaken not stirred that i ordered 30 minutes ago please sir.
Smallfrog
Sep 5 2007, 09:48 AM
QUOTE (Smallfrog @ Sep 5 2007, 04:04 PM)

Can I have another pint of HSB?
And some salted peanuts.
May I point out how long I have been waiting for this order?
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 09:53 AM
QUOTE (The Fireman @ Sep 5 2007, 11:26 AM)

I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia.

Maybe we should put you to work ASAP, eh?
*
vgmmaster takes out the matches to get a fire ready*
Templar
Sep 5 2007, 10:03 AM
I will take a Screwdriver, Please.
Danke
JDawg
Sep 5 2007, 10:20 AM
Geez....this service is terrible! How long does it take to make a Jack and Coke

.
(I'm only kidding, Justitia is awesome!)
Templar
Sep 5 2007, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (JDawg @ Sep 5 2007, 11:20 AM)

Geez....this service is terrible! How long does it take to make a Jack and Coke

.
(I'm only kidding, Justitia is awesome!)
Surrre you're kidding. Just remember she can kick you out of the bar... and the rest of the forums
JDawg
Sep 5 2007, 10:25 AM
QUOTE (Templar @ Sep 5 2007, 12:23 PM)

Surrre you're kidding. Just remember she can kick you out of the bar... and the rest of the forums

True...however, I think my love for Justitia is so immeasurable she would have a very hard time banning me

.
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 10:36 AM
You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself.

But you might need a license for that...
...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?
*
vgmmaster fears a bar closure*
Smallfrog
Sep 5 2007, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 05:36 PM)

You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself.

But you might need a license for that...
...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?
*
vgmmaster fears a bar closure*
Smallfrog tries to jump over the bar. Is suddenly thrown backwards in a flash of light.
Ouch, she's set up a force field....
JDawg
Sep 5 2007, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 12:36 PM)

You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself.

But you might need a license for that...
...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?
*
vgmmaster fears a bar closure*
This is e-serving, so I doubt she needs one as we don't need to be over a certain age since this is e-alcohol as well.
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 10:39 AM
License? What license? If anyone comes here complaining, I'll just kick them out

And yeah, the bar is now officially self-service, so help yourselves.
*mumbles* I'm going to regret this...
KCToker
Sep 5 2007, 10:41 AM
*KCToker uses the Force to mix everyone's drinks and serve them.
There ya go!
Templar
Sep 5 2007, 10:42 AM
/me hops over the bar and mixes a Screwdriver
Don't worry, I didn't burn anything down.

Edit: Bah for /me not working on IPB
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (KCToker @ Sep 5 2007, 04:41 PM)

*KCToker uses the Force to mix everyone's drinks and serve them.
There ya go!
The Dark side?
JDawg
Sep 5 2007, 10:43 AM
I guess Justitia doesn't love me back enough to make me a Jack and Coke.....
*
Runs off crying
KCToker
Sep 5 2007, 10:43 AM
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 09:42 AM)

The Dark side?
>.>
<.<
Maybe...
Templar
Sep 5 2007, 10:45 AM
QUOTE (JDawg @ Sep 5 2007, 11:43 AM)

I guess Justitia doesn't love me back enough to make me a Jack and Coke.
*Runs off crying
She isn't the only one
*
Templar downs his Screwdriver and makes another
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 10:45 AM
I only know how to mix one kind of drink, so...
*vgmmaster mixes a coca-cola, pepsi, mountain dew, sprite, sunkist, and root beer together and creates the soda suicide.
That's some good stuff there.
KCToker
Sep 5 2007, 10:47 AM
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 09:45 AM)

I only know how to mix one kind of drink, so...
*vgmmaster mixes a coca-cola, pepsi, mountain dew, sprite, sunkist, and root beer together and creates the soda suicide.
That's some good stuff there.
Interesting name, for whatever reason, I call it a graveyard, I have no idea why though.
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 10:52 AM
I've used that name for years, so it kind of stuck since. I'm not sure if it really has an official name though...hmm...
Justitia
Sep 5 2007, 10:56 AM
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 04:52 PM)

I've used that name for years, so it kind of stuck since. I'm not sure if it really has an official name though...hmm...
Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL
KCToker
Sep 5 2007, 10:57 AM
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 09:56 AM)

Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL

Why not? I would, except maybe for the Pepsi AND Coke, too much coke flavor if you ask me.
vgmmaster
Sep 5 2007, 11:02 AM
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 12:56 PM)

Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL

I've had variations of different sodas mixed together, yeah. For that post, I just named the first sodas that came to mind, but it normally tastes pretty good I think. I normally only save it for special occasions, but if I'm feeling a little crazy once in a while at a restaurant or something, I'll do it then too.
unbiased mod
Sep 5 2007, 11:06 AM
Don't tell me you already got he power to your head? geez
womans.
Templar
Sep 5 2007, 11:11 AM
QUOTE (unbiased mod @ Sep 5 2007, 12:06 PM)

Don't tell me you already got he power to your head? geez
womans.
Why do I get the feeling that you are about to get smacked?
Tyson Gayle
Sep 5 2007, 11:13 AM
Someone needs to go into the Admin CP and make /me automatically highlight your name in bold red to indicate an action.
On another notice, i help myself to a serving of coconut rum with orange juice.
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