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Justitia
Yup, I'm opening my own bar in here. Everyone is welcomed here, but I do reserve the right to kick people out, either temporary or permanent cool.gif

Now for the house rules.

This thread will last till admin smacks me on the head saying "bad moddie"
I will serve alcohol here and not check your age, because it's just e-alcohol
If you get drunk from the e-alcohol or even sick, you're wacko and I'll kick you out
Don't whine in here about mod actions, remember who is running this place, k?
Justy is awesome.

I'll add to this if needed, but for now, have a drink, a chat, and some fun wink.gif
Tyson Gayle
E-Martini, shaken not stirred please madam.
Justitia
Sure, coming right up. But if you want to be like James Bond, ditch the teletubby and get a smoking smoking wink.gif
Tyson Gayle
There you go wub.gif

Now could i have one of those finely made E-Cuban Cigars and another E-Martini, shaken not stirred please madam.
Justitia
With an avatar like that, how could I refuse? wub.gif
BeyondB
I'll have a E-Jack & Coke please, easy on the coke,lol
Justitia
Tssk, and it's original Coca Cola too, how would anyone want to go easy on that? laugh.gif
Smallfrog
pint of HSB please.

And 2 packets of cheese and onion.
Justitia
Blegh, how anyone could eat cheese onion...

*Justitia throws two packets at the frog*
KCToker
Vodka, neat, please.

And would you happen to have any of those airline peanuts?
Justitia
Yes, we do.

*folds a paper plane, puts some peanuts on top, and flies it towards KC*
Kaiser Ernst
Do you happen to have some Darjeeling black tea in here? If not, some Jack Daniels would suffice. tongue.gif
Justitia
We got every drink, so take yer pick wink.gif
scythegfx
Grand Melon Rum and Sprite please, with a shot of blue gatorade
Tyson Gayle
Can i have 2 cues and chalk so i can have a game of snooker with someone?

Also could you top up my martini, shaken not stirred as well please madam blush.gif

/me takes out his business card and gives it to Justitia.

Call me anytime you want! laugh.gif
Tomis
A Sprite would be awesome, yet even more awesome is to drink it in the modess' e-bar laugh.gif
JDawg
Hmm..sounds awesome!

May a Dawg have a Jack and Coke please?
Irish
Do you have e-trappist beer?
Smallfrog
Can I have another pint of HSB?

And some salted peanuts.
Kaiser Ernst
Ah, I'll take my Darjeeling then. smile.gif
generic ruler
Give me a White Russian!

EDIT: Please smile.gif
vgmmaster
*vgmmaster enters the bar after a long concert.*

I'll take A strawberry Daiquiri. smile.gif
Emperor Mccole
1 Dr. vodka please. heavy on the vodka.
The Fireman
I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia. tongue.gif
Tyson Gayle
QUOTE (The Fireman @ Sep 5 2007, 04:26 PM) *
I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia. tongue.gif


Finally a barman emerges.

Can i have that martini, shaken not stirred that i ordered 30 minutes ago please sir.
Smallfrog
QUOTE (Smallfrog @ Sep 5 2007, 04:04 PM) *
Can I have another pint of HSB?

And some salted peanuts.


May I point out how long I have been waiting for this order?
vgmmaster
QUOTE (The Fireman @ Sep 5 2007, 11:26 AM) *
I have a feeling you're going to need some help with this, Justitia. tongue.gif


Maybe we should put you to work ASAP, eh?

*vgmmaster takes out the matches to get a fire ready*

tongue.gif
Templar
I will take a Screwdriver, Please.

Danke wub.gif
JDawg
Geez....this service is terrible! How long does it take to make a Jack and Coke tongue.gif.

(I'm only kidding, Justitia is awesome!)
Templar
QUOTE (JDawg @ Sep 5 2007, 11:20 AM) *
Geez....this service is terrible! How long does it take to make a Jack and Coke tongue.gif.

(I'm only kidding, Justitia is awesome!)

Surrre you're kidding. Just remember she can kick you out of the bar... and the rest of the forums tongue.gif
JDawg
QUOTE (Templar @ Sep 5 2007, 12:23 PM) *
Surrre you're kidding. Just remember she can kick you out of the bar... and the rest of the forums tongue.gif

True...however, I think my love for Justitia is so immeasurable she would have a very hard time banning me wub.gif.
vgmmaster
You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself. wink.gif

But you might need a license for that...

...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?

*vgmmaster fears a bar closure*
Smallfrog
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 05:36 PM) *
You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself. wink.gif

But you might need a license for that...

...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?

*vgmmaster fears a bar closure*


Smallfrog tries to jump over the bar. Is suddenly thrown backwards in a flash of light.

Ouch, she's set up a force field....
JDawg
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 12:36 PM) *
You could always just jump over the counter and mix the drink yourself. wink.gif

But you might need a license for that...

...Speaking of which, does Justita have one?

*vgmmaster fears a bar closure*

This is e-serving, so I doubt she needs one as we don't need to be over a certain age since this is e-alcohol as well.
Justitia
License? What license? If anyone comes here complaining, I'll just kick them out laugh.gif

And yeah, the bar is now officially self-service, so help yourselves.

*mumbles* I'm going to regret this...
KCToker
*KCToker uses the Force to mix everyone's drinks and serve them.

There ya go!
Templar
/me hops over the bar and mixes a Screwdriver

Don't worry, I didn't burn anything down. tongue.gif

Edit: Bah for /me not working on IPB
Justitia
QUOTE (KCToker @ Sep 5 2007, 04:41 PM) *
*KCToker uses the Force to mix everyone's drinks and serve them.

There ya go!



The Dark side?
JDawg
I guess Justitia doesn't love me back enough to make me a Jack and Coke..... sad.gif

*Runs off crying
KCToker
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 09:42 AM) *
The Dark side?


>.>
<.<

Maybe...
Templar
QUOTE (JDawg @ Sep 5 2007, 11:43 AM) *
I guess Justitia doesn't love me back enough to make me a Jack and Coke.

*Runs off crying

She isn't the only one laugh.gif

*Templar downs his Screwdriver and makes another
vgmmaster
I only know how to mix one kind of drink, so...

*vgmmaster mixes a coca-cola, pepsi, mountain dew, sprite, sunkist, and root beer together and creates the soda suicide.

That's some good stuff there.
KCToker
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 09:45 AM) *
I only know how to mix one kind of drink, so...

*vgmmaster mixes a coca-cola, pepsi, mountain dew, sprite, sunkist, and root beer together and creates the soda suicide.

That's some good stuff there.


Interesting name, for whatever reason, I call it a graveyard, I have no idea why though.
vgmmaster
I've used that name for years, so it kind of stuck since. I'm not sure if it really has an official name though...hmm...
Justitia
QUOTE (vgmmaster @ Sep 5 2007, 04:52 PM) *
I've used that name for years, so it kind of stuck since. I'm not sure if it really has an official name though...hmm...


Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL mellow.gif
KCToker
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 09:56 AM) *
Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL mellow.gif



Why not? I would, except maybe for the Pepsi AND Coke, too much coke flavor if you ask me.
vgmmaster
QUOTE (Justitia @ Sep 5 2007, 12:56 PM) *
Don't tell me you actually drink that in RL mellow.gif


I've had variations of different sodas mixed together, yeah. For that post, I just named the first sodas that came to mind, but it normally tastes pretty good I think. I normally only save it for special occasions, but if I'm feeling a little crazy once in a while at a restaurant or something, I'll do it then too.
unbiased mod
Don't tell me you already got he power to your head? geez

womans.
Templar
QUOTE (unbiased mod @ Sep 5 2007, 12:06 PM) *
Don't tell me you already got he power to your head? geez

womans.

Why do I get the feeling that you are about to get smacked?
Tyson Gayle
Someone needs to go into the Admin CP and make /me automatically highlight your name in bold red to indicate an action.

On another notice, i help myself to a serving of coconut rum with orange juice.
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