Aliens Contact Molon Labe!

Late last evening, what gave all appearances to be a flying saucer hovered just outside Molon Labe's MoFA Kswiss2783's headquarters in 9mm Heaven City, Glocknation. The flying saucers made a noise that, according to bystanders, was reminiscent of a loud, high pitched humming, almost like that of the noise from many B-grade movies involving alien visitation.

"It was huge," declares Bill Matherson, local gunshop owner, from his hospital room where he recovers from burns suffered as a suspected result of his close encounter with the alien craft. "At least the size of a football stadium, maybe bigger. And the noise! God, the noise..."

According to eyewitness accounts, the UFO hovered just outside of Kswiss2783's headquarters and bullet swaging plant, wherein it emitted some manner of beam into Kswiss2783's office. The UFO then remained stationary for nearly half an hour, then used the beam again in the same place before moving straight up and out of sight.

Kswiss2783 could not be reached for comment, however he was seen walking funny some time after the encounter.

One of Kswiss2783's aides, Ted Croncrite, stepped forth to share his view on the event.

"What I witnessed," he said, "changes everything. It's the end of the world as we know it." He declined to say anything further.

In the case of a return visit by the UFO, people are advised to seek shelter as soon as possible. It is known that exposure to the UFO causes light burning, and the burn wards are already full, so don't get burnt.

OOC: As far as i know, No. Just No.

OOC: No it's fine. This is clearly not intended to be canon alongside the otherstuff.

IC:
Concerned for his friends health, after reports of funny walking, Shan Revan sent a gift basket with a variety of soothing creams. Just in case. Attached to the basket was a card with a witty joke about being abducted.

Numerous jars of kimchi and umbrellas have been dispatched the area afflicted by this UFO attack. In Boomtown large metal spears have been issued to the citizens for the purposes of defending themselves.

Emperor Keshav wore his Tin Foil hat in fear of Aliens trying to control his brains.

OOC: Why cant this happen? People see these thigns on a daily basis.

IC: Taeunas wishes to know if your air defense network picked up said object.

All citizens of the Marscurian Empire were issued metal underwear and chastity belts to ward off any inappropriate probing.

OOC: They're just saying that sightings are OK, but not if it's something that was actually an alien. That's generaly TOO Sci-fi to be accepted here.

I'm cool, nothing happened

Breaking News Story!

Following yesterday's UFO visitation incident, Kswiss2783 has finally come out to make an official statement in regards to what occurred in his office during the time between the beams of light.

"I'm cool," Kswiss2783 was heard saying. "Nothing happened."

This reporter couldn't help but notice the glassy stare and slight line of drool on Kswiss2783's face as he made this statement.

I, for one, welcome our new extraterrestrial overlords.

OOC: What is a bullet swaging plant BTW? I have no idea what that is, it sounds vaguely like something a Pirate would own. /OOC

OOC: Basically a plant for producing new bullets. Not actual ammunition thought, for that you need new cartriges for the bullets to be put in, gunpowder for the cartridge... It's just part of the process of making ammo.

OOC: Ah, so no pirates, then...

OOC: Not this time, no.