Shimizu Corp, a small video game corporation (which is JUST small enough to be free of state-control), has publicly announced it's first release of Hello Kitty Fun-Time Adventures...the companies very first First Person Shooter RPG.

Official selling point;

"Explore the magical and happy world of Hello Kitty as it suffers an invasion from the Couldn't-Care-Bears!!

Couldn't Care Bears

You play as the lovable and adorable Hello Kitty as she embarks on a bloody but fantastically friendly quest to save the world and stop the Uncaring Empire!
145 unique weapons and 63 different armor types and styles, detailed happy-fun time worlds that are open-ended and nearly 150 hours in side quests alone!"

Many Kyokujitsujins are horrified at the bastardization done by Shin Nippon. They protest against the game.

The same 0.2....oh hell, they're buying this one too.

OOC: Nevarmind. I was in this for the lulz.

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Baggs pitched an idea similar to these "Couldn't Care Bears" to a company in 2006. They were called "Despair Bears". He hopes you have better luck than he did.

Game Reviews Montly, a Palintinian game magazine, gave Hello Kitty Fun Time Adventures a score of 3/10, citing the game was of below average production quality, mind-numbingly repetitive, and unnecessarily crude at some points. One reviewer went as far as calling the game a "guilty pleasure for the deranged, but just ridiculous to the rest of us."

A Dragonisian Gamers magazine rated this new game 2/10 because of the various unneeded violence, and bad gameplay.

The world renown and hated copywrite piraters of Boomtown don't even bother.

The emperor said it compared poorly to his favourite game, PONG!