
Announcement from the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands
"Today is truly a landmark day in the history of the world. Today shall be written down by scholars as the day that the leaders of nations around the world, specifically ours, came to the uncanny realization of the obvious. It is the role of the government not only to ensure the safety of its people, but to ensure their survival and fulfillment of their most basic of needs.
Several months ago, I sat in my study wondering about the shame and the wrong in the world, and the fact that some nations of this good earth cannot even feed all of their citizens off of the land they bear. I then realized that it was by such good fortune that the people of the Dutch Republic live on such fertile land in the center of Europe. It is a miracle that there are not starving people in this nation, and that any part of the world should be so fertile compared to the other parts of it.
It was after this that I realized that in our nation, there are people starving while the wealthy enjoy lavish meals at great expense. I thought to myself then of the role of a government. I thought of what I pledged to do when I was elected leader of this nation, how I pledged to serve the people and to make this country a better place to live. I pledged to do all that I can, as head of the government of the Dutch Republic, to make this nation a better place for its people, and to make the living conditions for the people of the Republic as good as they could possibly be.
It is with these epiphanies that I came to the realization that a government should never be able to provide luxuries such as education, research grants, and massive investment in weaponry without giving people their basic needs first. The people of the world cannot enjoy the luxuries that their governments so willingly invest in if they do not have the basic elements of life such as food and water and clean, breathable air.
It is for this reason that I, Prins Willem Van Oranje of the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands, do hereby announce 'Magnus Pabulum', the Great Food Project. From this day forward, the government shall provide for its poorest people sustenance, completely free of charge. We will provide the people with all kinds of food, from bread to pasta to sushi, and drinks from water to Coca-Cola. Every citizen in the lowest 10% of income in the Dutch Republic is eligible for this program, and it is his or her choice to participate in it.
Basic human needs for all, what a great concept..."
~Prins Willem Van Oranje in a speech earlier today. This bill was signed by the Senate and himself.
