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Firestorm
President Song Lee is feeling a bit woozy after drinking 2 bottles of Soju. I :heart: u mom!



president song lee banks 300,493 dollars in Mafia wars.


KaiserMelech Mikhail
Feeling bored, Mikhail sends 17 bumber stickers to Rebel Virginia. He then procedes to answer trivia on "Addicted to the Simpsons."
Firestorm
President Song Lee sends an invite to KaiserMelech to join his friends list.
KaiserMelech Mikhail
Mikhail gladly accepts, then goes to see if he and President Lee are interested in the same movies and tv shows.
Firestorm
President Song Lee lists his favorite movies and tv shows as:

Lost the tv series

The Godfather trilogy for movies.
Pravus Ingruo
Pravus Ingruo pokes LeVentNoir.
Generalissimo
Generalissimo has no Facebook page as Procinctia’s current internet access remains extremely limited. dry.gif
Not that Generalissimo needs Facebook, who needs the internet when you have radio?
Firestorm
President Song Lee invites Triyun and Pravus Inguro to join his friends list.
Emperor Mudd
Facebook is an immoral and dangerous tool degrading the minds of todays youth and is banned
Maelstrom Vortex
Dragon Empire has banned all pure Social Networking sites as Virus Havens.
JEDCJT
Facebook, along with other social networking websites, are either banned or heavily censored in Byzantium, depending on how the Government feels like it. Allegely, there is only a couple of social networking websites legally allowed in Byzantium, and that is Yourspace and Facelook. ph34r.gif
JerreyRough
GTI just uses Facespace.
Il Terra Di Agea
Baggs uses Bookface...


But it isn't a social networking site, it's a game where in you throw books... at people's faces.
Marquis Chris 1
The Emporer sends a pair of pink fluffy hand cuffs to Kasier Mikhail, and adds him and Song Lee to his friends list
KaiserMelech Mikhail
QUOTE (Marquis Chris 1 @ Feb 3 2009, 08:23 AM) *
The Emporer sends a pair of pink fluffy hand cuffs to Kasier Mikhail, and adds him and Song Lee to his friends list


Mikhail is slightly disturbed by this, but still accepts Marquis as his friend.
Firestorm
Lt. General Firestorm, currently in Diberia, changes his mood to, "Brb, killing Zombies."

He also adds President Song Lee to his friends list along with a young girl named Molly who sends him a PM asking him to keep an eye out for her goat.


President Song Lee adds Marquis, Baggs, and Jerry Rough to his friends list.
Subtleknifewielder
Subtleknifewielder notes that while Facebook is not outlawed in Promised Land, during times of war it is heavily censored.

Nevertheless, he adds President Song Lee to his friends list throwing in a nice bottle of whiskey to sweeten the deal.

Ranather
Neo Franzharia does not offer Internet Access to civilians
Lynneth
While the internet is fully available to the Saborian People - even if controlled for the possibility of terrorists - the Chairman diidn't use it at all.
Thus, he had no facebook through which he could be added.
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (Lynneth @ Feb 3 2009, 10:53 AM) *
While the internet is fully available to the Saborian People - even if controlled for the possibility of terrorists - the Chairman diidn't use it at all.
Thus, he had no facebook through which he could be added.

OOC: What about the original Charimen, your namesake Lynneth?
BaronUberstein
Uberstein has decided to try out this "Internet" he has heard so much about. Being old, he spends 3 hours attempting to plug the internet cable into the printer.

He then calls tech support, and has trouble understanding their accent and yells at them about "The good old days".
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (BaronUberstein @ Feb 3 2009, 11:10 AM) *
Uberstein has decided to try out this "Internet" he has heard so much about. Being old, he spends 3 hours attempting to plug the internet cable into the printer.

He then calls tech support, and has trouble understanding their accent and yells at them about "The good old days".

If Uberstein ever managed to get on and join facebook, he would receive a friend invite from Subtleknifewielder.
Lynneth
QUOTE (Subtleknifewielder @ Feb 3 2009, 07:56 PM) *
OOC: What about the original Charimen, your namesake Lynneth?

OOC: awesome.gif

IC:
The former Chairman of Saboria, Lynneth, did have a facebook by now.
He used it mostly to rant about conspiracy theories, how Kaiser Martens planned the downfall of Nordland to ascend to godhood for example, and other such insanities.
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (Lynneth @ Feb 3 2009, 11:59 AM) *
OOC: awesome.gif

IC:
The former Chairman of Saboria, Lynneth, did have a facebook by now.
He used it mostly to rant about conspiracy theories, how Kaiser Martens planned the downfall of Nordland to ascend to godhood for example, and other such insanities.

Lynneth received a friendship invite from Richard Anderson.
N Reeki
Kai has Ourspace and Ourbook. just like Myspace and Facebook, except we own the profiles, we edit the profiles and we add the friends. You get to watch, maybe type a message or two. But we have to approve it first.
BaronUberstein
Update: Uberstein has managed to plug the phone line INTO the stapler! He is now attempting to surf the web, but is currently having trouble finding a surfboard in a landlocked town.
XRCatD
Ante pets Lynneth in the Human Pets app.
The Confederation
The Kaiser posts pictures of himself underage drinking many years ago. Soon his employer finds them and he is docked a paygrade.
KaiserMelech Mikhail
QUOTE (Brian Reimer @ Feb 4 2009, 03:03 AM) *
The Kaiser posts pictures of himself underage drinking many years ago. Soon his employer finds them and he is docked a paygrade.

OOC: the leader of a country has a boss?
Il Terra Di Agea
QUOTE (KaiserMelech Mikhail I @ Feb 3 2009, 06:11 PM) *
OOC: the leader of a country has a boss?

OOC: The Illuminati! awesome.gif
freakwars
OOC: The shadow government rules the world
Lynneth
QUOTE (Subtleknifewielder @ Feb 3 2009, 09:24 PM) *
Lynneth received a friendship invite from Richard Anderson.

The invitation is accepted, but only makes the mad Chairman rant more, now especially about the psychiatric hospital he's in.

QUOTE (XRCatD @ Feb 4 2009, 02:39 AM) *
Ante pets Lynneth in the Human Pets app.

The former Chairman wonders what exactly that does mean and sends Ante a message asking about it.
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (freakwars @ Feb 3 2009, 06:37 PM) *
OOC: The shadow government rules the world


OOC: Not mine--I already HAVE a shadow government... tongue.gif
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (Lynneth @ Feb 3 2009, 06:44 PM) *
The invitation is accepted, but only makes the mad Chairman rant more, now especially about the psychiatric hospital he's in.

Anderson patiently reads/listens to the rants, responding (between a paitr of rants) with simply letting the former chairman know that the progress of the movie they had developed was temporarily brough to a halt while Promised Land rebuilt from a devastating attack.
Rebel Virginia
Pope Bubba, still pretending to be dead and in an attempt to scare other world leaders, logs on and sets his status as "Pope Bubba is hating you all."
N Reeki
Kai responds by commenting, "Yeah? The entire world hates me now, I have charges in about 20 countries by now for crimes against humanity. Beat THAT! awesome.gif
Firestorm
President Song Lee sends a friends invite to Pope Bubba. He also messages him on private message to ask if he has seen Molly's goat.
BaronUberstein
Uberstein has hired some random person to do the computer stuff for him, and has logged on. Soon he finds online solitaire, ignoring facebook completely.
Ranather
Though Elijah rather detests modern computers and especially Facebook. He bought one anyway because he doesn't want left out of the leaders circuit. He then gets a Facebook and sets his status to. 'Elijah needs a Drink because Facebook eats my Soul.'
Marquis Chris 1
QUOTE (KaiserMelech Mikhail I @ Feb 3 2009, 07:03 PM) *
Mikhail is slightly disturbed by this, but still accepts Marquis as his friend.

OOC:That was the first thing that happened to me when I signed up to facebook.

IC:The Emporer went nuts and added everyone in one of his many MCR fan groups.
Botha
Botha sets his status to read: "Botha can like to wear jeans pants"
Ranather
Zombie Ranather pokes Botha.
Botha
Botha sends a hatching egg to Ranathar. In three days it grows into a snail... (what you thought I was going to send you a springbok?)
Ranather
QUOTE (Botha @ Feb 4 2009, 03:47 AM) *
Botha sends a hatching egg to Ranathar. In three days it grows into a snail... (what you thought I was going to send you a springbok?)


Ranather sets his status to: 'Ranather is wondering, what on earth IS a springbok?'

tongue.gif
Firestorm
QUOTE (Subtleknifewielder @ Feb 3 2009, 07:49 PM) *
Subtleknifewielder notes that while Facebook is not outlawed in Promised Land, during times of war it is heavily censored.

Nevertheless, he adds President Song Lee to his friends list throwing in a nice bottle of whiskey to sweeten the deal.


He accepts the invite and adds him to his Korean Food list.
Vasili Markov


I don't have a facebook but I have a book with a face.
Subtleknifewielder
QUOTE (Vasili Markov @ Feb 4 2009, 01:22 AM) *


I don't have a facebook but I have a book with a face.

OOC: Oh my... *Laughs uncontrollably...*
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