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Alone on a hill sat a little child. This child lazed about doing nothing most days, until one day he realized he was bored and wasting his life. So he decided to set out on an adventure..
The first thing this little boy did was go home. He rummaged through his closet and pulled out his favorite toys, slinging them into a pack.
His most favorite toy was his airsoft AK-47, and he figured he might need it on his adventures. The cold, hard plastic felt good in his hands, the sights dialed in just perfect. He spent many nights sitting up late shooting rabbits and other small fauna.
His next favorite toy was his toy soldier. Many nights he sat in his room with the lights out playing with his toy soldier. And many nights he would cuddle with it after playing, and fall asleep with it in his arms.
Finally, his last toy that he packed was his Jesus figurine. It wasn't really a toy, just a doll that was comforting to him. Mama always said, when Jesus is your friend you can never be wrong. So the young boy found his buddy Jesus to be an excellent addition to his travelling gear.
The boy started left home at dark, he knew he could get in trouble if his mama caught him. So as night fell, he crept through the house quiet as a mouse. As he opened the front door, he realized he forgot his travelling pack, so he quietly made his way back to his room. With his ak-47 in one arm, his toy soldier hanging onto his other, and buddy Jesus strapped to his back, he made his way through the house again.
As he reached the door, he tripped and fell. The AK-47 shot off a round that ricocheted and his his toy soldier in the eye. She screamed in pain and swung in the air at any would-be attackers. Her hands flailing wildly she hit the buddy Jesus and sent the young boy reeling backwards onto his figurine.
Moral of the story is; Why leave the house when you've got a hot toy soldier who wants to play with your ak-47 all night while the buddy Jesus gives you the thumbs up?
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Preamble
It is always a pleasure when an alliance makes new friends. It is even more so enjoyable when those friends work together towards a common goal, and common ideals. During that time they grow closer and form bonds of friendship. It is such bonds that we have come together to celebrate. The Centurion Brotherhood and the Orion alliance would like to announce our Mutual Defense Pact.
Article I:
Mutual Friendship
Both signatories agree to mutual friendship. We will treat each other with dignity and respect, both in private and in public.
Article II:
Intelligence
Both parties agree to share all relevant intelligence. Including, but not limited to, known security issues both internally and externally. As well, both signatories agree to share information in regards to known military actions that may involve either signatory.
Article III:
Non-Aggression
Both signatories agree to a pact of strict non-aggression. At no time will either signatory engage, or condone aggressive action against the other signatory.
Article IV:
Mutual Defense
Section A - Both signatories agree to mutual mandatory defense. Either signatory must provide aid to the other signatory if they are engaged in an act of defense, unless specified via Section B. Aid may include, but is not limited to; financial, militaristic, or conventional support.
Section B - Either signatory may request their partner to stand down and not provide support in the event of a defensive war. Though the defending alliance may make the request, the other signatory may decline the request and come to the aid of their partners.
Article V:
Cancellation
In the event that either signatory wishes to cancel, they are required to issue cancellation in private to their treaty partner. After cancellation request has been issued, it will be upheld for the following 72 hours.
Signed for The Centurion Brotherhood:
King Xander the Only, King of the Brotherhood
The Royal Centurion Court
Signed for the Orion alliance:
bk, Chancellor (a.k.a. Young Jesus)
It is always a pleasure when an alliance makes new friends. It is even more so enjoyable when those friends work together towards a common goal, and common ideals. During that time they grow closer and form bonds of friendship. It is such bonds that we have come together to celebrate. The Centurion Brotherhood and the Orion alliance would like to announce our Mutual Defense Pact.
Article I:
Mutual Friendship
Both signatories agree to mutual friendship. We will treat each other with dignity and respect, both in private and in public.
Article II:
Intelligence
Both parties agree to share all relevant intelligence. Including, but not limited to, known security issues both internally and externally. As well, both signatories agree to share information in regards to known military actions that may involve either signatory.
Article III:
Non-Aggression
Both signatories agree to a pact of strict non-aggression. At no time will either signatory engage, or condone aggressive action against the other signatory.
Article IV:
Mutual Defense
Section A - Both signatories agree to mutual mandatory defense. Either signatory must provide aid to the other signatory if they are engaged in an act of defense, unless specified via Section B. Aid may include, but is not limited to; financial, militaristic, or conventional support.
Section B - Either signatory may request their partner to stand down and not provide support in the event of a defensive war. Though the defending alliance may make the request, the other signatory may decline the request and come to the aid of their partners.
Article V:
Cancellation
In the event that either signatory wishes to cancel, they are required to issue cancellation in private to their treaty partner. After cancellation request has been issued, it will be upheld for the following 72 hours.
Signed for The Centurion Brotherhood:
King Xander the Only, King of the Brotherhood
The Royal Centurion Court
Signed for the Orion alliance:
bk, Chancellor (a.k.a. Young Jesus)
with the jesus.
