I come to you toni*thwack*-HEY! Did I just get hit in the head with a pillow?

I come to you tonight to announce that, like, we have a new Council!

This round of elections was extremely competitive, with a deep field of highly qualif-OKAY, THAT SERIOUSLY TICKLES! Put the feather down!

...as I was saying, highly qualified candidates across the board.

And now, the...GIRLS!!! PUT THE PILLOWS DOWN!



With the results in from the elections, we present the February Council of TORN:
April
Quinoa Rex
HannaH

Admin help us all as they work to save Planet Bob before bedtime.

Nice Woody....really nice...

Edit: It's a sad day when i finally get my first first, and it could not have come in a finer thread full of wood...

Interview With April

I'm honored to serve TORN in this capacity alongside two such dedicated and experienced individuals.

Also, bigwoody, you WISH one of us wanted to touch you with a feather.

congrats to the elected.

Nice to see

Woo TORN!

o/ Valkyries

first.

EDIT: Oh WTF!?

I for one applaud our new female overlords.

Oh god no! What have we done now?




P.S. Best wishes to an All Star lineup.

Awesome... congrats to all in TORN.

For the record, I'M ACTUALLY A GIRL OKAY

now that we all know this

<3 TORN <3

You're so screwed.

I think this is a very good thing. Yes, a very good thing indeed. This is a good thing because it can only be a good thing, it cannot be a bad thing because it is not a bad thing. Girls are a very good thing always because girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice. These are not bad things, they are good things and that must mean that THIS IS A VERY! GOOD! THING!

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How come it isn't the Billy Mays Council?

o/ TORN

Dear jesus...

Alright my first response was:
[22:19] <bigwoody> http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=46970
[22:23] <Josshill[OA]> Oo !@#$..
[22:23] <Josshill[OA]> Hannah Quiny and April?
[22:23] <Josshill[OA]> Jesus.

Im still rather worried... Hannah may grab her banna, Quiny and april may get there shanks and come after me

I call shens.

There are no such things as "girls" here. It's like saying that magical space dragons from the planet Warski are walking around somewhere.

Congrats to our friends in TORN......

Stop lying. You're such a dude.

So does that now mean you are moving to pink and incorporating glitter into all your nukes?

Also congrats.

Oh my.

Congrats to all of you

Could've fooled you.

Nice news TORN; good luck to our Orange brothers from their friends in the Lodge. o/

TORN doesn't have any councilors because there are no women on the interwebs.

/me goes to declare war on OPArsenal

Hannah is in TORN?


Wow. Learn something new every day


Congrats on gov!

BRING IT

Also, congratulations to TORN on such a class council. I like you guys a lot and I think this council will do pretty well.

Except for HannaH. All she'll do is complain.

Frankly I find this Powerpuff Girl theme extremely offensive. You guys are really, really funny.

EDIT: needed more anger.

You warned me this was going to happen!!!

I would, but you'll need to gain another 40k NS.

Do that, and we'll talk

PowerPuff Girls are always serious, PowerPuff Girls are never fun or funny and the premise of your little story is disgusting.

Valkyries are "choosers of the slain" that would fly over the battle field, selecting half of the dead to go to Fólkvangr and the other half to Valhalla in Norse Mythology. So wrong thread to o/ valkyries, but o/ TORN

Good to see.

o/ TORN

It is a Powerpuff Girls joke and you can defend it all you want, I'm going to be there calling you and your little disgusting friends on it.

well....time to start running....

I feel bad for all of the people TORN are going to kill for 4-7 days every month now.

I was confused about the forums. Now it makes sense. 'Grats girls. Remember that bigwoody is watching you.

Congratulations to the electe... Wait, what?

elections

Any chance that flag is adopted as the war flag?

Hmm... these chains feel heavier for some reason.

o/ TORN Congrats to all...

Are you sure that the Powerpuff Girls are fitting for these three???

This is more the impression I get

Congrats Torn

FAIL.

Anyways, CONGRATULATIONS!

Especially you, HannaH. Bubbles is a fitting character for you, btw.

We are not at liberty to discuss Project Lipstick at this time...

I have said too much!

hehe.. Pansy.. You naughty sheep lover you

As for the "Elections"... I consider this the most successful coup of the BW to date. And of course.. Who WOULDN'T want to be couped by those 3

Congrats to the "Power Puff Girls"... I see TORN going on a duckroll more often now that they are in charge

oo/ April
oo/ Hannah
oo/ Quinoa Rex

*Side note.. I do a pretty mean Impression of Mojo Jojo *

April in Gov

Project Lipstick, eh?
By the way, TORN on Pink team would be like... AMAZING.

:batmandelay:

I would never do that to you.




You do not talk about project lipstick. YOU. DO. NOT. TALK. ABOUT. PROJECT. LIPSTICK.


I love you too.


See, what happened before is what happens when you leave men to do a woman's job.

just wait for "that time of the month"


kidding, of course.

Funny, I don't recall any sandwiches being made in the previous attempts.

/me prepares to die.

This is what happens when BW uses the kitchen table for GOV meetings.





I really hated my infra anyway.