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Cakes
We are the survivors of a failed mission to Mars. Led by a certain leader who-shalt-not-be-named, we lost all our food in mid-flight, and were forced to survive on naught but Fried Chicken and our own urine. But we prevailed! And in remembrance of those rough days, those chicken days, We Christen thee, new alliance,


FRIED CHICKEN!

QUOTE


Article 1 - Mission Statement:

1a: Declaration of Existence: We are the surviving nations from a facade of an alliance that stood on the grounds of deception and deceit. We, the members of Fried Chicken stand on trust, brotherhood and co-operation.

1b: Alliance Belief: We, the sole survivors, (and those of whom we picked up along the way) are the self-defined members of the Fried Chicken Alliance. We hereby affirm that we now stand together as an alliance, and as such we will work together not only for the betterment of our individual nations but for the greater good of the alliance as a whole.


Article 2 – Membership:

2a: Membership within the ranks of Fried Chicken is based upon trust, commitment and the open communication between our nations and our allies.

2b: Our member nations are required to have the desire to serve each other and protect the integrity that has become the cornerstone of our alliance.

2c: All new nations wishing acceptance into Fried Chicken must first switch their team color to purple, then complete the application forum on our website: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Fried_Chicken/index/
Be free from all wars and any ZI (Zero Infrastructure) lists of any sort. If joining from another alliance, references or an extended trial period may be required.

2d: We will not tolerate any nation that has been convicted of any type of treason or treasonous acts.


Article 3 - Government and Hierarchy:

3a: The Triumvirate

The Triumvirate is at the head of the Fried Chicken government, and has the final say in all matters both civilian and military. Each Triumvir represents two battalions to the Triumvirate, with the Senators of said battalions reporting directly to them.

3b: The Senate

Senators are to be elected by their battalions for a term lasting six (6) months, terms run from January though the end of June. Nominations will begin no sooner than 6 weeks prior to the elections. The Senators will reports directly to their Triumvir.

3c: Secretary of Defense

The Secretary of Defense is appointed by the Triumvirate and reports directly to them on all issues concerning the military status of Fried Chicken, and is highly encouraged to take part in all foreign negotiations concerning the security of the Alliance and our allies.

3d: Colonels

Colonels will be in charge of leading their battalion's war effort, and will report to the Secretary of Defense.


Article 4 – The Ministries

All Ministers will be appointed by the Triumvirate and report directly to them. At such time when there is no Minister to fill any one of the positions, a member of the Triumvirate will assume those duties until a Minister is found.

4a: Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Minister of Foreign Affairs is responsible for conducting relations with both friendly and hostile alliances/nations. The Minister is given the care of keeping the lines of communication open between Fried Chicken (FC) and the rest of CyberNations.

4b: Minister of Internal Affairs

The Minister of Internal Affairs is responsible for arranging internal trade circles, tech deals, and managing The Academy, along with aiding the Senators with non-military issues within each Battalion.

4c: Minister of Finance

The Minister of Finance is responsible of the funds of the alliance and in arranging the best possible solutions for our financial growth.

4d: Minister of Recruitment

The Minister of Recruitment is responsible for bringing new nations to FC.


Article 5 – Acts of War


5a: Any unauthorized acts of war by any FC nation will be subject to severe punishment and/or expulsion. This includes unauthorized Tech Raids.

5b: Any acts of war waged against any nation within Fried Chicken will be subject to the wrath of our protectors.

Article 6 – Amendments:

The charter can and will be amended by a 2/3 vote of the Triumvirate, and all changes will be posted on our forum to be reviewed; comments are welcomed as to content and form. Changes will happen to best aid Fried Chicken's continued growth and prosperity.


Note: As something of a continuation of Mars, our Protectorate with Pegasus still stands.

- Triumvir Cakes
Carter
Good luck.

also first?
OVERLORD Ikaru
Uh... what is this reference to a mission to Mars? Redundant repetitiveness ftl.
Cakes
QUOTE (OVERLORD Ikaru @ Feb 1 2009, 05:16 AM) *
Uh... what? Redundant repetitiveness ftl.


Question Mark.
(That key isn't working)

OH DANG YOU EDITED!
I can do that too.
We sort of broke off from/continued Mars without a bunch of the same douchebags. Don't ask me, the Charter was written by some other guy.
cowman809
QUOTE (OVERLORD Ikaru @ Jan 31 2009, 08:16 PM) *
Uh... what is this reference to a mission to Mars? Redundant repetitiveness ftl.


Their alliance got rid of the name mars because of a certain past accomplice of mine
Cakes
QUOTE (cowman809 @ Feb 1 2009, 05:20 AM) *
Their alliance got rid of the name mars because of a certain past accomplice of mine


This.
OVERLORD Ikaru
QUOTE (Cakes @ Jan 31 2009, 08:18 PM) *
Question Mark.
(That key isn't working)

OH DANG YOU EDITED!
I can do that too.
We sort of broke off from/continued Mars without a bunch of the same douchebags. Don't ask me, the Charter was written by some other guy.

Ah. OK then. Congrats on existence.
cowman809
Do you guys have a leadership list or are you the only government member now?
Cakes
QUOTE (cowman809 @ Feb 1 2009, 05:22 AM) *
Do you guys have a leadership list or are you the only government member now?


We've got all the triumvirs, most of the ministers, then a few other guys. I'll get back to you on a list.
TrotskysRevenge
ph34r.gif

As you may or may not know, Chickens in Choppers are allies of the Divine Bovine Overlord. May we suggest a change of name so as to not insult my allied friends who have always had my back (see cowswithguns.com)? We would greatly remember this gesture of friendship if you did, indeed, not denegrate my allies in this way.
Merrie Melodies
QUOTE (TrotskysRevenge @ Feb 1 2009, 05:27 AM) *
ph34r.gif

As you may or may not know, Chickens in Choppers are allies of the Divine Bovine Overlord. May we suggest a change of name so as to not insult my allied friends who have always had my back (see cowswithguns.com)? We would greatly remember this gesture of friendship if you did, indeed, not denegrate my allies in this way.


You are miss informed, the Chickens have aligned themselves with the Pigs, Horses, Goats and Geese in a general barnyard rebellion against their Bovine overloards.
Vulkan
Name change to Chickens in Choppers, epic.
ilselu1
At least I have chicken.

mmmmm, I wants me some KFC.

thanks a lot... I'm hungry now...

Stonewall14
Wow you guys have the worst of luck or a fatal imagination when dreaming up your themes and schemes... sad.gif
I'd do what the man said vary quickly... ohmy.gif
Cakes
QUOTE (Merrie Melodies @ Feb 1 2009, 05:31 AM) *
You are miss informed, the Chickens have aligned themselves with the Pigs, Horses, Goats and Geese in a general barnyard rebellion against their Bovine overloards.


You'd better be on your best behaviour. You wouldn't want Mr. Jones to return, would you? No. Napoleon is always right.

* Random Animal Farm reference
cowman809
QUOTE (Stonewall14 @ Jan 31 2009, 08:33 PM) *
Wow you guys have the worst of luck or a fatal imagination when dreaming up your themes and schemes... sad.gif
I'd do what the man said vary quickly... ohmy.gif


You can't say it isn't funny. I mean look at that flag, its genius.
Stonewall14
QUOTE (cowman809 @ Feb 1 2009, 04:34 AM) *
You can't say it isn't funny. I mean look at that flag, its genius.

rofl/ EPIC flag... awesome.gif
ChairmanHal
I predict that Bob Sanders will join this alliance within the week and become a military leader.
Jonathan Archer
QUOTE (cowman809 @ Jan 31 2009, 11:34 PM) *
You can't say it isn't funny. I mean look at that flag, its genius.

That flag is awesome.gif
Cakes
QUOTE (Jon Archer @ Feb 1 2009, 05:37 AM) *
That flag is awesome.gif


At Fried Chicken, we always have awesome in mind.
TrotskysRevenge
QUOTE (Merrie Melodies @ Jan 31 2009, 08:31 PM) *
You are miss informed, the Chickens have aligned themselves with the Pigs, Horses, Goats and Geese in a general barnyard rebellion against their Bovine overloards.

ph34r.gif

I am afraid it is you, good sir, who is misinformed. These Chickens in Choppers (as well as Chickens with Tanks, Chickens with Bombers and several other Chickens group) will stand beside me until the end of Planet Bob. And last I heard they were about to begin a campaign of their own against Looney Toons; might want to check your borders.
Cakes
QUOTE (TrotskysRevenge @ Feb 1 2009, 05:42 AM) *
ph34r.gif

I am afraid it is you, good sir, who is misinformed. These Chickens in Choppers (as well as Chickens with Tanks, Chickens with Bombers and several other Chickens group) will stand beside me until the end of Planet Bob. And last I heard they were about to begin a campaign of their own against Looney Toons; might want to check your borders.


I would like to chime in and add that I am somewhat confused and disoriented after reading your banter.
cowman809
QUOTE (TrotskysRevenge @ Jan 31 2009, 08:42 PM) *
ph34r.gif

I am afraid it is you, good sir, who is misinformed. These Chickens in Choppers (as well as Chickens with Tanks, Chickens with Bombers and several other Chickens group) will stand beside me until the end of Planet Bob. And last I heard they were about to begin a campaign of their own against Looney Toons; might want to check your borders.


I always saw the many types of chickens against us bovines. As cowman I have been attacked by countless flocks of chicken. I'm glad they've been fried by this alliance, I no longer have to worry about getting jumped by them any time of the day.
peron
Is it original recipe or extra crispy? ohmy.gif

Cakes
Yes, I think it is safe to say this topic has become unbelievably confusing.
Cakes
QUOTE (peron @ Feb 1 2009, 05:48 AM) *
Is it original recipe or extra crispy? ohmy.gif


Extra Crispy, of course.
cowman809
QUOTE (Cakes @ Jan 31 2009, 08:49 PM) *
Extra Crispy, of course.


I prefer spicy, I guess I'm not eating at your place then.
TrotskysRevenge
ph34r.gif

Nothing confusing about it. Change the name of this alliance so that my allies Chickens in Choppers are not insulted and we'll all be happy.
Cakes
QUOTE (cowman809 @ Feb 1 2009, 05:52 AM) *
I prefer spicy, I guess I'm not eating at your place then.


You can not question Sanders. Sanders is always right.
peron
QUOTE (Cakes @ Feb 1 2009, 12:49 AM) *
Extra Crispy, of course.


Excellent cool.gif
ilselu1
Extra Crispy with a side of Mac&Cheese and a biscuit with butter and that fake honey.... :drool:
Cakes
Yes, good times are to be had for all when chicken is on the menu.
peron
QUOTE (ilselu1 @ Feb 1 2009, 12:55 AM) *
Extra Crispy with a side of Mac&Cheese and a biscuit with butter and that fake honey.... :drool:


Dang, I'm hungry now...
Cakes
With Sanders as our leader, there will be no hunger.
Anu Drake
Awww, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. 'Oooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ooohh'.
Cakes
QUOTE (Anu Drake @ Feb 1 2009, 06:01 AM) *
Awww, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. 'Oooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ooohh'.


You love the Colonel and you know it.
Vulkan
Fried Chicken, prepare to be consumed.

awesome.gif
Cakes
Oh ho ho, I get it.
Anu Drake
QUOTE (Cakes @ Feb 1 2009, 12:04 AM) *
You love the Colonel and you know it.


How could I love a man who puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly? That would be madness, brotha.
Cakes
QUOTE (Anu Drake @ Feb 1 2009, 06:12 AM) *
How could I love a man who puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly? That would be madness, brotha.


I see. What other thoughts do you have on the subject of Our Most Beloved Colonel? I'm sure the Thought Police would be most interested.
Cakes
QUOTE (ilselu1 @ Feb 1 2009, 05:31 AM) *
At least I have chicken.


LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEENKINS!

Oh man, I almost missed that one.
Magnum T. Gundraw
QUOTE (TrotskysRevenge @ Feb 1 2009, 05:27 AM) *
ph34r.gif

As you may or may not know, Chickens in Choppers are allies of the Divine Bovine Overlord.


Called it.
Crushtania
We must be really scraping the bottom of the ...bucket when it comes to names for alliances these days.
lebubu
This is amazing, I'd totally join but considering I can already see all your boards I won't really bother. Good luck though!
Alterego
QUOTE (lebubu @ Feb 1 2009, 11:58 AM) *
This is amazing, I'd totally join but considering I can already see all your boards I won't really bother. Good luck though!


^ this

Close your curtains lads, we can see in the window.
ModusOperandi
Odd; I had a dream about chickens last night, seriously. They lived in my boat and old van; started out as lil' un's and then there were HUNDREDS of 'em fricken everywhere. I can't figure out why I dreamed about them but, ah hell, can I be your chicken-prophet or something??? I expect great things from your alliance! awesome.gif
The Pansy
QUOTE (Anu Drake @ Feb 1 2009, 05:12 AM) *
How could I love a man who puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly? That would be madness, brotha.

The Cornell puts the chemical in??????

Since when did the old grey hair dude start putting beer in his chicken?
Cakes
QUOTE (lebubu @ Feb 1 2009, 11:58 AM) *
This is amazing, I'd totally join but considering I can already see all your boards I won't really bother. Good luck though!


If by seeing all our boards you mean being able to see like 2 of them and then the battalions which are open to guests for some reason, then yes. I'm on it.
Cakes
QUOTE (Crushtania @ Feb 1 2009, 11:20 AM) *
We must be really scraping the bottom of the ...bucket when it comes to names for alliances these days.


Hangover + Founding an Alliance =
cowman809
QUOTE (Cakes @ Feb 1 2009, 09:05 AM) *
If by seeing all our boards you mean being able to see like 2 of them and then the battalions which are open to guests for some reason, then yes. I'm on it.


Pro tip, hid the battalions. People will see your war plans during a war and make easy target lists.
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