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Solidus117
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The Agora Accords



2009: And we're off!


Agora is celebrating a great beginning in 2008, and looking forward to a 2009 filled with continued progress and continued cooperation. As such, we have a few announcements to make.

Forum Usage
Almost three hundred individuals from both blue and red spheres have signed up to participate in Agora's economic opportunities, political cooperation, and just plain chillaxin' fun. Users are able to do everything from shopping for a trade circle, to killing penguins in our arcade.

We have been pleasantly surprised by the amount of interaction and participation from all Agora alliances. Agora gives alliances and their members the opportunity to participate in mutual prosperity, political cooperation, and enjoyable interaction that would not be available otherwise.

In short, we are off to a great start!

Blue Sphere Senate Voting
Agora alliances cooperated in Senate voting in the blue sphere last month. We are proud to say that Agora-endorsed candidates garnered more votes than any other candidate in any sphere. This is only a small example of what can be accomplished when alliances cooperate.

Though our Senators are Agora sponsored and Agora endorsed, they are by no means only representatives for Agora. Please feel free to message Dr. Fresh or Riverye with any blue sphere concerns. Also, keep watch for a Senate roster that rotates through Agora membership.

Inaugural Spam War
This guy claims to be a Spam expert.



He said, "Wow. Agora Spam tastes pretty much like every other Spam. There was just more of it."

Agora just ended it's first ever Spam War. Alliances erected huge structures using only meat byproducts which tastes like pork, sausage, and hair spray.

Alliances were challenged to post as much Spam as possible in 3 weeks, under repressive strictures. Agora spammers generated over three thousand spam posts. Not everyone could win however. The proud, socially awkward spammers of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition rose above the fray and claimed the title Best Spammers on Planet Bob.

In honor of their great achievement, they receive this poorly photo-shopped picture of a trophy:



Congratulations, NADC! You have shown all of Planet Bob that you have nothing better to do. dry.gif


Future Events
Unlike our good friends at 1V, Agora sponsors competitions and events that are useless. In the coming months, we will be hosting an arcade tournament where gamers will compete for individual honors and alliance pride. Also, we will be hosting a graphic arts symposium where each alliances' digital Picassos and Rembrandts will be showing off their skill with pixel manipulation.

Great things are happening at Agora and there is more to come!
watchman
HOORAY for NADC - those brave, souless Spammers... so bored and so incapable of meaningful activity!
Swiper
Even a polarized Blue Team is just way better than all the other teams.
watchman
In case you were wondering, here was the final Spam tally:

  1. NADC
  2. MCXA
  3. UBD
  4. TFD
  5. Echelon
  6. NPO
  7. IDC
  8. ICENI
  9. LoSS
Celtmark
Lovin me some blue biggrin.gif
Veniciana
go agora! biggrin.gif
teamcoltra
Whatev...

JK WOO HOO NADC!!!!
spaero2011
o/ Having to push the pram a lot!
Ferrous
Hah. Maroon is still better, but congrats on fun times.
GearHead
Awesome work everybody. Epic win. biggrin.gif
Elyat
I like how you reference your "good friends in One Vision" when most of One Vision is in Agora.
D34th
I really don't know why people like SPAM wars/contests, SPAM just fail.
Strykewolf
o7 To having fun smile.gif


Matthew117
Wait... Now you've lost a spam competition and a recruitment competition, Echelon? That's it, I'm shopping around for a new protectorate dry.gif

And congratulations to Agora; it's good to see a bloc trying to promote as much member involvment and fun as possible... Or something like that smile.gif
watchman
QUOTE (Doitzel @ Jan 27 2009, 11:37 PM) *
I like how you reference your "good friends in One Vision" when most of One Vision is in Agora.



Ok... we can change it to close "cousins"... or how bout "brothers."

Wait! "Sisters... "
Celtmark
QUOTE (Doitzel @ Jan 27 2009, 08:37 PM) *
I like how you reference your "good friends in One Vision" when most of One Vision is in Agora.


Well 1V did pay a small promotional fee cool.gif
Carter
nice job Agora tongue.gif
Crushtania
Spamtastic, dudes. Rock it.
KMbanana
The echelon spam thread was the best though.
watchman
QUOTE (KMbanana @ Jan 27 2009, 11:48 PM) *
The echelon spam thread was the best though.


KM does have a point. That was a very enjoyable thread.

o/ bikinis
Gopherbashi
And we were doing so well in spam for a while.

Thanks to my army of gopher clones anyway. biggrin.gif
watchman
QUOTE (Gopherbashi @ Jan 28 2009, 12:40 AM) *
And we were doing so well in spam for a while.

Thanks to my army of gopher clones anyway. biggrin.gif



After reading through MCXA's thread, I would dream about Gophers at night.

Get your mind out of the gutter, rodent! dry.gif
deligo
Next Time NADC, Next Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
watchman
QUOTE (deligo @ Jan 28 2009, 12:52 AM) *
Next Time NADC, Next Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!


maybe we could join forces and challenge Q or SF to a spam war.

in other words, make love, not war.
Emperor Whimsical
Maroon would slay you.
Willaim Kreiger
I believe Maroon's time is come and gone my friends.
watchman
QUOTE (Emperor Whimsical @ Jan 28 2009, 01:38 AM) *
Maroon would slay you.



It is a challenge, then?
Lusitan
As much as it costs me to say, NADC slaughtered all of us in the Spam War. Not even Herbert saved us sad.gif
raasaa
QUOTE (Lusitan @ Jan 28 2009, 06:29 AM) *
As much as it costs me to say, NADC slaughtered all of us in the Spam War. Not even Herbert saved us sad.gif

its for times like these....that we have a MDoAP...all you had to do was activate it tongue.gif
Starcraftmazter
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to killing penguins in our arcade.


angry.png Starcraftmazter disapproves of this angry.png

Lance
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The proud, socially awkward spammers of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition rose above the fray and claimed the title Best Spammers on Planet Bob.


emot-jihad.gif I know a handful of maroon alliances would laugh at his silly statement, emot-jihad.gif but congrats none the less.

Baden-Württemberg
QUOTE (Ferrous @ Jan 28 2009, 05:31 AM) *
Hah. Maroon is still better, but congrats on fun times.


He is kidding.

QUOTE (D34th @ Jan 28 2009, 05:37 AM) *
I really don't know why people like SPAM wars/contests, SPAM just fail.


It is definitely useless, but some people like it. I remember Mercy doing spam wars for the NpO.
Morskov
They won without the Atlantic Spam Squad? Calling shens.
Graves
I must know who the photoshop artist for this masterpiece was.




BRILLIANT!
Lusitan
QUOTE (raasaa @ Jan 28 2009, 10:40 AM) *
its for times like these....that we have a MDoAP...all you had to do was activate it tongue.gif


10:1 odds unsure.gif
hizzy
QUOTE (Baden-Württemberg @ Jan 28 2009, 04:42 PM) *
It is definitely useless, but some people like it. I remember Mercy doing spam wars for the NpO.


Ya but Mercy is asian. Have you not seen how efficient those guys are? They can spam up a forum till it crashes with one hand while simultaneously programming software and solving calculus problems with the other hand.
Aloop
QUOTE (watchman @ Jan 28 2009, 04:04 AM) *
It is a challenge, then?


Sure.

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Alliances were challenged to post as much Spam as possible in 3 weeks, under repressive strictures. Agora spammers generated over three thousand spam posts.


Those must be some very oppressive rules if you had that little Spam.
Lusitan
QUOTE (Aloop @ Jan 28 2009, 01:27 PM) *
Those must be some very oppressive rules if you had that little Spam.


I think pretty much everyone broke the rules and got punished for it. I think MCXA was actually the most punished, they went through a phase where for each 10 points they made, they'd lose 5 for rule breaking tongue.gif
steodonn
What are the rules

With 5 second flood I could personally spam more then Agora
Lusitan
QUOTE (steodonn @ Jan 28 2009, 02:15 PM) *
What are the rules

With 5 second flood I could personally spam more then Agora



QUOTE (rules)
Here are the rules:
    [li]NO double posting.[/li]
    [li]no copy/paste[/li]
    [li]Posts must exceed three words.[/li]
    [li]posts by one member must be separated by posts by at least 2 other members[/li]
    [li]Alliances receive 10 points per full page of Spam. Any violation of the rules will result in a deduction of 5 points.[/li]


I doubt that you, personally, could spam more than Agora. I even doubt you, personally, could spam anything before running into negative score tongue.gif
spaero2011
Just checking, are we considering this a spammable thread?
WilliamDean
ITT: LoSS lives up to it's name wink.gif
James Wilson
I'm pretty sure that Maroon alliances are better spammers.
Gairyuki
Maroon has the best SPAM on planet bob. NADC would get rocked in a contest with the Maroon Spammers, in the same way that the NpO did a long time ago.
watchman
Blue vs. Red Maroon

ohmy.gif

oh my...
Minucci
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Users are able to do everything from shopping for a trade circle, to killing penguins in our arcade.


The horror!

Congrats on everything else.
watchman
QUOTE (Minucci @ Jan 28 2009, 01:41 PM) *
The horror!



Yes this is very sad. However, Echelonians have a sick idea of entertainment.
Willaim Kreiger
For the record those spam rules suck smile.gif
Lennox
QUOTE (watchman @ Jan 27 2009, 11:28 PM) *
In case you were wondering, here was the final Spam tally:

  1. NADC
  2. MCXA
  3. UBD
  4. TFD
  5. Echelon
  6. NPO
  7. IDC
  8. ICENI
  9. LoSS


Im sure the Polar spammers would have taken the cake.
watchman
QUOTE (Willaim Kreiger @ Jan 28 2009, 02:19 PM) *
For the record those spam rules suck smile.gif


Spam anarchists! Scandal!
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