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Jipps


So WAPA and SSSW18 are at a soccer game. SSSW18 wishes it was hockey but there end up being tons of hot chicks there so we don’t mind. So SSSW18 and WAPA pick up these chicks who said they were 18 and take them back to WAPA’s suite. After hours of endless dirking, the cops show up and crash the party. Turns out they weren’t really 18, so WAPA and SSSW18 spend the night in jail. This is where the story gets blurry, but point is we ended up with this treaty tattooed on Tepes back…



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A Night at The 208


Preamble
The sovereign Alliances of She Said She Was18 (SSSW18) and We Are Perth Army (WAPA) have agreed and signed this Optional Defense Pact (ODP). Both SSSW18 and WAPA will do their utmost to follow through with everything that is written within this Treaty and, if either signatory find themselves unable to continue with the ODP, it may be cancelled via the correct procedures as outlined.

Article 1: Non Aggression
Both parties agree that there shall not be any form of aggression between any members of SSSW18 or WAPA whether it be military action or disputes between members of either Alliance. Any problems that become relevant will be worked out in private and following proper diplomatic routes and will be solved internally and peacefully. If either signatory breaks this agreement and a solution can not be found then the treaty will become void.

Article 2: Friendship
SSSW18 and WAPA are committed to maintaining good relationships with one another and help nurture growing friendships. Both parties will treat each other with decency and respect that will help the bond flourish. This includes friendly contact in both forums and IRC. Any problems that arise will be dealt with peacefully and in the proper manner.

Article 3: Optional Defense
The two signatory Alliances may request Military or Economic help in times of war from one another but neither is obliged to do so. It is up to the ruling bodies of both Alliances to decide whether they should and the decision rests solely upon them. Even if help is not given this would not void the treaty.

Article 4: Information
Both SSSW18 and WAPA agree that if they come in to possession of information that would endanger either signatory Alliance then they are obligated to share that information. The information may be about the Alliance as a whole or even one of their members, whatever Alliance holds such information should pass it on to the other. If an alliance is found to be in violation of this article, it may be used as a reason for cancellation or hostilities.

Article 5: Communication
SSSW18 and WAPA are committed to keeping an open means of communication so that if either signatory Alliance wishes to speak with the other then they can. Both Alliances are willing to speak not just socially but also when it comes to the political aspect and the door will always be open for either of them.

Article 6: Cancellation
This Treaty may be cancelled by either of the two signatory Alliances. The ODP may become void if any of the Articles above are broken and are unable to be resolved or if either Alliance does not wish to continue with it. If the ruling bodies of either alliance wish to dissolve the treaty, a clear reason for cancellation and a 48 hour cancellation period will be enforced.


Signed for SSSW18,

Neforatu, President
Jipps, Vice President
DirkNL, Minister of Forgein Affairs




Signed for We Are Perth Army,

The Firm: Broon, Mindwerkz, Hassman
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Vanadrin Failing




We'll never walk the same again tongue.gif


Zoomzoomzoom
Congrats guys


EDIT: Sucks for Tepes
Hassman
o/ SSSW18
o/ Tepes

wub.gif Tepes wub.gif

wub.gif SSSW18 wub.gif
Tepes
Too many words, that tattoo really hurt.

Also, glad to see us and my friends in WAPA getting closer.
jftsang
o/ SSSW18 and WAPA

Not an edit: Wait, not first post? Aww...
Vanadrin Failing
Sorry Tepes... Partially my fault on this one. There was a shorter version of the treaty, but my sense of schadenfreude just kinda took over.

Always happy to see better relations with other alliances and so much moreso for old friends on the White Sphere. ^^d
Taget
Think we might need to get Tepes laminated so the treaty won't get ruined.
Broon
Tepes takes one for the team - great stuff!! laugh.gif

Great to be friends with you guys!
AndrewS
wub.gif

2 great alliances smile.gif

o/ WAPA
o/SSSW18
Willem
QUOTE (Jipps @ Jan 25 2009, 09:48 PM) *
So WAPA and SSSW18 are at a soccer game. SSSW18 wishes it was hockey but there end up being tons of hot chicks there so we don’t mind. So SSSW18 and WAPA pick up these chicks who said they were 18 and take them back to WAPA’s suite. After hours of endless dirking, the cops show up and crash the party. Turns out they weren’t really 18, so WAPA and SSSW18 spend the night in jail. This is where the story gets blurry, but point is we ended up with this treaty tattooed on Tepes back…


What matches do you go to - looks like I've been at the wrong ones....

Anyway, congratulations on the treaty, very lummy
Britanicca
You used the ''S" word, mon ra WAPA.

o/
Londo Mollari
Congrats guys. happy.gif

boscher
Congrats guys biggrin.gif
Starfox101
Still making $%&@ jokes?

You're really, really funny. Douchebags.
Finner
Congrats WAPA and SSSW18, I'm very happy to see this, two wonderful Alliances.

O/ WAPA

O/ SSSW18
Duncan King
Congrats, nice to see some White Team wub.gif!
Ricardo
white unity, I like wink.gif
Neforatu
This is great. You guys are great. Also, I guess according to Starfox there is only srs bsn, no time for a little fun with friends, sad, sad world if that is the case.
Great Lakes Union
Glad to see this, always nice to see some white team love awesome.gif
Starfox101
QUOTE (Neforatu @ Jan 26 2009, 04:47 AM) *
This is great. You guys are great. Also, I guess according to Starfox there is only srs bsn, no time for a little fun with friends, sad, sad world if that is the case.

Yeah, ummmm...$%&@ is not fun.
KingSrqt
QUOTE (Neforatu @ Jan 25 2009, 11:47 PM) *
This is great. You guys are great. Also, I guess according to Starfox there is only srs bsn, no time for a little fun with friends, sad, sad world if that is the case.

$%&@ is always serious, $%&@ is never fun or funny and the premise of your little story is disgusting.
Salmia
Congrats to SSSW18 and WAPA. More white unity is always great!
gantanX
Congrats WAPA and SSSW18.. smile.gif
Neforatu
I think you are taking this wrong, of course it isn't funny. I am not implying that $%&@ is fun or funny. The overall fun of messing around with allies, that is fun.
Finner
QUOTE (Starfox101 @ Jan 26 2009, 12:11 AM) *
Still making $%&@ jokes?

You're really, really funny. Douchebags.


Blimey, some ones got a bita of chip in his shoulder.
yesitsbobby
Congrats on the treaty guys....always great to see friends making new friends.
Mayzie
QUOTE (KingSrqt @ Jan 26 2009, 05:14 AM) *
$%&@ is always serious, $%&@ is never fun or funny and the premise of your little story is disgusting.


OOC: As far as I know, The 208 is a pub in Scotland (judging by WAPA's forums) and I believe in Scotland the legal age for sex is sixteen. Assuming you're insulted as their story sort of implies sleeping with a minor (or at least in your country it would be classed as that). This not being eighteen thing and spending the night in the cell can only have occured if they bought these girls drinks and got arrested for buying alcohol for someone underage. wink.gif

Anyway, this isn't the place for this sort of discussion.

IC:

o/ WAPA & their new treaty friends in SSSW18

o/ Tepes, nice tattoo. gag.gif
Wargarden
Nice!

I have to say though, that intro looks alot like a treaty we've seen before...somewhere....with, someone...hmmm... wink.gif

Good luck Gents and Lasses!
Ricardo
I actually liked the story, don't mind the haterzz.
fifelad
Nice treaty between two fine alliances.

o/ SSSW18
o/ WAPA
The Corrupt Teacher
I like this.

o/WAPA
o/ SSSW18
LYDIASLAND
o/ SSSW18

A fine body of men (apart from Tepes) smile.gif
Starfox101
QUOTE (Finner @ Jan 26 2009, 10:10 AM) *
Blimey, some ones got a bita of chip in his shoulder.

I have little to no history with SSSW18 aside from calling them out on their support of $%&@ jokes.

I don't see how this classifies as a chip on my shoulder.
Finner
QUOTE (Starfox101 @ Jan 27 2009, 08:33 AM) *
I have little to no history with SSSW18 aside from calling them out on their support of $%&@ jokes.

I don't see how this classifies as a chip on my shoulder.

Just because you didin't get the joke, dosin't mean you have to go on a mad one about it.
I remember been told as a young lad, "If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all"
Maybe you should try been a little more constructive then been on a downer.
aming
Congrats WAPA and SSSW18 awesome.gif
KingSrqt
QUOTE (Finner @ Jan 27 2009, 04:06 AM) *
Just because you didin't get the joke, dosin't mean you have to go on a mad one about it.
I remember been told as a young lad, "If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all"
Maybe you should try been a little more constructive then been on a downer.

It is not about "not getting it" its about it being offensive.
Taget
QUOTE (Starfox101 @ Jan 27 2009, 03:33 AM) *
I have little to no history with SSSW18 aside from calling them out on their support of $%&@ jokes.

I don't see how this classifies as a chip on my shoulder.


The purpose of this thread is to announce a treaty between us and our friends in WAPA. Now that you made your point of view clear perhaps you might want to make your own thread to discuss other peripheral issues such as the definition of humor and what makes certain things funny and unfunny. And the various moral and legal nuances that lie within the area of age variant relationships. It could be quite a fascinating thread with multiple opinions and theories. But most importantly it would lie outside THIS one.
KingSrqt
QUOTE (Taget @ Jan 27 2009, 12:39 PM) *
The purpose of this thread is to announce a treaty between us and our friends in WAPA. Now that you made your point of view clear perhaps you might want to make your own thread to discuss other peripheral issues such as the definition of humor and what makes certain things funny and unfunny. And the various moral and legal nuances that lie within the area of age variant relationships. It could be quite a fascinating thread with multiple opinions and theories. But most importantly it would lie outside THIS one.

The criticisms in this thread are regarding the way in which you presented this treaty in the OP and therefore are very relevant to this thread. I think here is an excellent place for it.
Ricardo
QUOTE (KingSrqt @ Jan 27 2009, 11:18 AM) *
It is not about "not getting it" its about it being offensive.


What do you find offensive?
kobiashiy
Congrats guys biggrin.gif
tigersgo09
Congrats to both of you!!!
Finner
QUOTE (KingSrqt @ Jan 27 2009, 05:18 PM) *
It is not about "not getting it" its about it being offensive.


Try reading again what I said, "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all", the joke is of dark humour, yes, we are aware of this, and many here find it funny and if you and Starfox101 don't like it, or the jokes SSSW18 say/tell then don't look into the trends they make.

Ignore it; skip on down to the next trend, instead of flaming and causing unnecessary trouble, this is after all a trend to announce and celebrate a treaty between two alliances.
Quinoa Rex
Congrats, guys. o/
Juilus Cesar do
Congrats guy
Pedroboo3046
I'm excited about this treaty. It sucks we're all douchebags though, thats a real bummer. sad.gif

tongue.gif
yoyoabc
congrats to both our friends
KingSrqt
QUOTE (Finner @ Jan 27 2009, 05:04 PM) *
Try reading again what I said, "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all", the joke is of dark humour, yes, we are aware of this, and many here find it funny and if you and Starfox101 don't like it, or the jokes SSSW18 say/tell then don't look into the trends they make.

Ignore it; skip on down to the next trend, instead of flaming and causing unnecessary trouble, this is after all a trend to announce and celebrate a treaty between two alliances.

This is a thread to announce a treaty and for the public to discuss it. that is after all the point of AP, this is not a place for rainbows and sunshine and if you cant take that some people don't like the way it is presented and that they will in fact voice their opinions I would suggest staying away from public discussion. If you do not want to avoid public discussion then you will just have to deal with it.

And for the record if I was flaming you would know it.
Finner
QUOTE (KingSrqt @ Jan 29 2009, 02:41 AM) *
This is a thread to announce a treaty and for the public to discuss it. that is after all the point of AP, this is not a place for rainbows and sunshine and if you cant take that some people don't like the way it is presented and that they will in fact voice their opinions I would suggest staying away from public discussion. If you do not want to avoid public discussion then you will just have to deal with it.

And for the record if I was flaming you would know it.


Here's the thing, you aren’t discussing the treaty, you are discussing SSSW18's jokes, YOU DON'T get them I can understand the fact that everyone has a different sense of humour, everyone does like, but this isn’t the place to discuss SSSW18's jokes and why they make them, you made your point that you don’t like them, so why are you trying to start trouble?

If you want to discuss their jokes and sense of humour, make a new trend, don't drag it in here and try and spoil something good.

KingSrqt
QUOTE (Finner @ Jan 29 2009, 09:01 AM) *
Here's the thing, you aren’t discussing the treaty, you are discussing SSSW18's jokes, YOU DON'T get them I can understand the fact that everyone has a different sense of humour, everyone does like, but this isn’t the place to discuss SSSW18's jokes and why they make them, you made your point that you don’t like them, so why are you trying to start trouble?

If you want to discuss their jokes and sense of humour, make a new trend, don't drag it in here and try and spoil something good.

I am discussing the OP, and I am not going to make another topic to discuss the OP of this one. I do "get" the joke I just do not find it at all funny or in good taste. This is a perfectly relevant and on topic line of discussion for this thread as it directly pertains to the OP.
Ferdinand I
Congrats!
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