i lol'd


Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?


only one i can use...

Don't use pick up lines. Try to be nice to girls and get to know them a bit, then if all goes well ask them out. Pick up lines can work but it is very unlikely, unless the girl likes you a lot, in which case it shouldn't be a problem to get her with or without Pick-Up lines. Unless your Pick Up lines are something lame such as "I play a Political Simulator named Cybernations." Though I do know 2 hot girls who have played CN and like it, it is very rare for girls in the real world to know/like CN.

"Hey, wanna $%&@ around?"

Yeah, I'm sure this will work wonders.

Hey OP use this line, it is EPIC WIN! Also tell us the result.

Pass her a note written on a napkin:


Can I put my penis in your vagina?

y- [ ]

n- [ ]


Has worked wonders in my experience.

how much does a polar bear way?

enough to break the ice,can i get yo number




or


Ask her what her fav color is....

ex.blue

Sweet wanna have sex

Lmao.

And, Dennis, it does work wonders =p

pick up lines suck. People who use pick up lines suck.

There are 206 Bones in the human body, would you like one more in you?
*wink wink*

Gravedig, I close.