Wizards In Winter - Trans Siberian Orchestra

I love my Sex by Benny Benassi

Ah, the most perverted DJ in the world!

Gotta love Benassi!

Folks, I'm going to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts...or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area...maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys...maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average White, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, and a nice hardwood floor
My Wife, and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) No way! (uh-uh)
No I've gotta go out and have fun, at someone elses' expensive
(whoa yeah) yeah yeah! yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insaaaaane

I'm an assholeeeyo(he's an asshole)eoeyo(what an asshole)eyoeyo
I'm an assholeeeyo(he's an asshole)buddyo(such an asshole)buddyyo

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seats
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an assholeeeyo(he's an asshole)eoyoyo(what an asshole)eoyo
I'm an assholeeyoyo(he's the worlds biggest asshole)eyoyo

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicaped faces

I'm an assholeeeyo(he's an asshole)eoyoyo(what an asshole)eoyo
I'm an assholeeyoyo(he's a real !@#$@#$ asshole)eyoyo

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable! Hot pink!
With whaaaale skin hub caps, and aalllll leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off, You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke", and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas
and-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E! (everybody!)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E!

rawrrrrr

I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it