Guys I definitely broke my nose.

Relevant to my interests.

Ouch. How?



Pulpy? Do you mean soft, like a magazine, or like a preacher?

We've got two new applicants that look good.

The whip and then the sting.

e-Bump®.

So many bumps in a day, it's crazy.

dont forget about this one!

BUMP BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

To the top baby! Yeah!

It just goes to show you: when people think Vanguard - they think Austin Powers.

Chuck Norris felt it okay to let this thread slip to the second page. I cannot allow this. Chuck... it's time to meet your maker.

You could never hope to match chuck norris, let alone defeat him. he single handedly saved the whales.

Hah, but I saved the dinosaurs... and then willed them destroyed!

I stand corrected.

Willed, or just submitted to inevitability?

You all have to be watching The Great Pumpkin on abc.

I was watching House and it was epic.

I'd write something witty here, but I've exhausted my wit on four other threads. Please note that I will probably cut back to three shortly.

Insert generic bump message here.

How? I can't edit your post on these boards.

How droll.

Just looked at all my great war propaganda I have saved on my computer.
Bump for remembering fun times.

Propaganda. In other words, true lies, amirite? Cheers bud.

Blatant lies are the best form of weaponry out there.

I'll personally make you a complimentary deviled ham dog food sandwich if you join Vanguard.

Come on, you know you want it.

Is it canned?

First time in days that I've seen this topic below the top ten on the page!

I wouldn't touch anything that isn't.

Don't lie Lars, you like to touch everything you can get your hands on.

That is outrageously... true.

I am appauled.







Also aroused.

This coupon is worth ONE (1) bump.

bump

You all are just so original.

Thanks Valves.



So says the man who made four comments on Lars' unoriginality.

I'm paying five seconds to bump.

Bump for old friends.

All individually altered to display my feelings of deep hatred towards him at that particular moment.

Yes, but not creatively altered.

I altered them to the fullest extent I could without changing the message they withheld.

friendly bump

If valor is superior to numbers, why aren't you all a one man alliance?

Because they like to annoy you, Magz.

We all like to annoy magz.

In soviet CN Magz annoy you?

*Draov walks in. He looks awkwardly around, and wonders how he got to this place.*

Can I help?

If my posting habits are any indication, you needed an excuse to procrastinate and picked up the Internet equivalent of a road map.



Of course. I won't always be able to return the favor, though. I don't want to bump more than five alliances at the same time.

To the top.