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Floatsam


Mostly Harmless Alliance


Greetings! The Mostly Harmless Alliance is a democratically run alliance residing on the Aqua Team; however, applications are open to all colors. You can find our forums here.


The MHA Way
The Alliance's Identity - Written by Working_Class_Ruler


The MHA shall be known as an Alliance of both mateship and dignity. We are the ones taking it easy and never panicking. We will have our close allies and our acquaintances. The MHA shall know no enemies as they too will become our friends. Our membership will respect the MHA Way as being one of freedom of speech, respect for each other, having a laugh, and enjoying the 'Verse.

The MHA Way is not to serve yourself. Every opinion is sacred, but we shall always respect the needs of the many. Our nations belong to the MHA. They are concurrently both the means in which we help each other and also beckons of prosperity, growth, and strength. You shall never be alone in the MHA, as long as you are ready to involve.

We are an alliance. We are a family. We are the MHA.


The Mostly Harmless Policies

The MHA is an Aqua Alliance. It is our official color. As you are new, it will be easy for you to change your Team Color to Aqua - check out Academy Orientation to learn how. We also have a candidate for the Aqua Team Senate, which gives us special powers in the Aqua Team.
Vote for Johson of Damaskus for Aqua Senate!

Membership
We expect all members to remain in contact with the Alliance. Bookmark the forum page and check in as often as possible. Obviously RL > CN, and your time may sometimes be stretched, but do come in as there's always something going on. And by staying silent, you'll only miss out on opportunities, cash, and promotions.

Membership also means you represent this alliance. While posting in public arena's, you are the MHA. We ask all members to main respectful and polite to all other alliances. Failure to do so will mean a review of your membership and possible disciplinary actions through the court. We have worked hard to build a steady reputation as an honorable and respectful alliance. Please, at all times, remember you represent us and act accordingly.

Forum Behavior
You may never discuss internal alliance business in public locations. The areas painted in aqua, the CN forum, IRC and our shoutbox are viewable to the general public and anyone can see what you're saying. At all times when posting in these areas, never reveal any sensitive information or discuss Alliance policy. You will be Warned if you break this rule.

Wars + Tech Raiding
Never attack another nation under any circumstances without permission.
By doing so, you will not only get yourself in trouble but the alliance as well. You will be endangering your fellow nations and the MHA as a whole by "going rogue" (attacking others without permission). Don't worry, you will get a chance to flex your war muscle - but only with approved targets and under our circumstances. If you cannot handle this – leave now.

Tech Raiding is attacking unaligned, inactive nations for their tech. This is firmly against MHA policy. Never commit any forms of Tech raiding. Doing so will mean you're labeled a rogue and expelled. We do this because far too many times, it will end up getting the Tech Raider in trouble and you will see all your hard work destroyed.

Alliance Structure: Triumvirate and Ministry
On November 20th the first chants for change began as the idea was proposed to replace our Senate and Overseers with a simple system of a Triumvirate, and Ministers. In essence, it took our existing Government and turned it on it's head. Our Triumvirs were given the power to run the alliance. Swift, decisive and actively. They would be the best of the best - the top members in the alliance would be running the show. And with them came the Ministers; five organizers, planners, specialists in their fields. They would each focus on one of the major areas of operations for the alliance - War, Economy, Communications, Members, Diplomacy. The call had gone out for change and the MHA responded.


IRC channel: #MHA
IRC server: Coldfront


Our doors are always open to you, join us and share:
Democratic governance: You elect our leaders. Everyone has a say in what the alliance does. We've been one of the fastest growing alliances for some time, and recently became sanctioned. Helpful manuals and advice; Great diplomatic connections: we're a member of the Continuum. Tech trading market, with a surplus of small nations looking to sell and buy tech. A very capable banking system, able to help our smallest members through aid chains, bakery pushes, siblings and prizes. Access to over 500 trading partners.
The MHA is an Aqua alliance, but other colors are welcome as well.



If you are interested in joining, here's how:

1. Register on our forums.
2. In the Gate of Entry, make a new thread with your application information. Directions on posting your data can be found in this thread.
3. Set your alliance affiliation to Mostly Harmless Alliance once you are masked as a member.
4. New members must take an interview on IRC or on the forums, depending on what is more convenient for them. Once they have graduated, they are masked as full members and become eligible for aid chains and positions.
Floatsam
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Working_Class_Ruler
Um Snaggle, you missed spelled Aqua ohmy.gif

Also, bump
John Rocker
Snaggle how dare you misspell aqua...

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Working_Class_Ruler
Off with his head! bump
Euroslavia
Fixed the misspelling of Aqua. tongue.gif
Sorum
Aquatic huggles from TAB blush.gif
Raholia
OMG Page 4. BAAAD!

I still love you though. It's all good. smile.gif
Floatsam
wacko.gif I shall accept all punishment for my crimes against the glorious color of Aqua!
aaannndddyyy
QUOTE (Sorum @ Sep 6 2007, 03:43 AM) *
Aquatic huggles from TAB blush.gif



x2.
Working_Class_Ruler
Needs moar bumpage
thesoulman
bump from da A.D.D.
Rulerbob
Bumpage
Rulerbob
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Rulerbob
Another bump
Rulerbob
bump again
Rulerbob
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Rulerbob
another bump
Working_Class_Ruler
I <3 rulerbob
Rulerbob
blush.gif Not warring just bumping
Rulerbob
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bojje
I Love Douglas Adams wub.gif he's a genius :wubsmoke:
Rulerbob
Indeed he is
Rulerbob
Bump
Rulerbob
Join the MHA for more Bump!
bojje
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Working_Class_Ruler

The Mostly Harmless Alliance (the strongest Aqua Alliance in the game!) is now offering a $100,000 sign-up bonus to those nations that join up before October 14, 2007!

PLUS! once you graduate from the MHA academy, you will receive an additional $900,000 making your total starter aid $1,000,000!!

There are several benefits to becoming a member of the MHA, including:

- A tech selling system. You can make $400,000 or more per transaction as a tech dealer
- Protection from rogue attacks.
- Helpful advice to make sure that your nation grows as quickly as possible
- The world's best education & training
- Access to 24/7 chat with members
- Interactive & advanced Forum to chill and relax
- Monthly aid chains where you will receive from $1 to $3 million per month
- Access to over 250 trading partners

Join here: www.mostlyharmlessalliance.org
Rulerbob
Cool, actual content.
Working_Class_Ruler
I do aim to please
Working_Class_Ruler
Some Vogon poetry to enlighten my bumpage:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Rulerbob
Great, now my head hurts.........
madoverseer
Oh Rulerbob, you just can't appreciate the fine art of Vogon poetry. It's music to my ears.

Why yes, I am closely related to Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. How did you know that?
Rulerbob
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Oh Rulerbob, you just can't appreciate the fine art of Vogon poetry. It's music to my ears.


Sorry, I tried to read it again, but my headache came back blink.gif

QUOTE
Why yes, I am closely related to Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. How did you know that?

I'm just good like that
Rulerbob
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Floatsam
o/ Rulerbob!
Working_Class_Ruler
o/ Snagglepuss
Working_Class_Ruler
Oh blobit of dribble
Oozing from the upturned corner of my mouth
You look to me,
Like you should be,
The thing that dropeth from the cloud
A tiny bit of thee is stuck upon my lip
A little more is stuck up my nose
Some has adhered to my hip
My eyes are open and glassy
My snot is thick and green
And from my ears,
Something obscene appears,
And I think it might be me
Rulerbob
Better.
Rulerbob
bumpity
Working_Class_Ruler
Oh MHA you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Rulerbob
Toni Basil bump
Working_Class_Ruler
Oh MHA, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh MHA, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's alliances like you, MHA
Ooh what you do MHA, do MHA
Don't break my heart, MHA
Raholia
bumpity bump bump biggrin.gif
Rulerbob
Day late bump
Working_Class_Ruler
Gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more.... bumps!

Get in on the MHAction, lots of new stuff happening and Raholia's getting hitched! Woot
Working_Class_Ruler
300 members, gettin' close to 3 million NS!
Raholia
Yep yep yep..I'm married!

The MHA's going places. Jump in!
Rulerbob
and you make such a cute couple!
Draztikus
sorry bout missing the wedding sad.gif
adhambek
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