Cable77 Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [center][img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7185/mhab.jpg[/img][/center] "People of Cybernations, your attention please," a voice said, and it was wonderful. Wonderful perfect quadrophonic sound with distortion levels so low as to make a brave man weep. "This is Cable77 of the Mostly Harmless Alliance," the voice continued. "As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably several alliances are scheduled for demolition. The process will not take long. Thank you." The PA died away. Uncomprehending terror settled on the watching people of Planet Bob. The terror moved slowly through the gathered crowds as if they were iron fillings on a sheet of board and a magnet was moving beneath them. Panic sprouted again, desperate fleeing panic, but there was nowhere to flee to. Observing this, the Vogons turned on their PA again. It said: "There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the declarations on our ally have been on display in your local planning department on the Open World Forum for days, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now." The PA fell silent again and its echo drifted off across the land. The huge ships turned slowly in the sky with easy power. On the underside of each a hatchway opened, an empty black space. By this time somebody somewhere must have manned a radio transmitter, located a wavelength and broadcasted a message back to the Vogon ships, to plead on behalf of the planet. Nobody ever heard what they said, they only heard the reply. The PA slammed back into life again. "The Foreign Division, We Are Perth Army, and Colossus knew what they were getting into when they declared on Sparta. Our treaty with them clearly spells out our obligations in these matters." "Energize the demolition beams." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) So much for peace... Right, Cable77? Confusion. Edit: Typo Edited January 29, 2011 by Confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Six pints of bitter, and quickly please, the world's about to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Indeed they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Stick with poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemaster1 Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 There goes the staggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja gumby Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 o7 MHA MHAIL!!!! TO VICTORY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Yay we got MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Doc Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 someone fetch my towel, i shall need it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulmar Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 It's good to know that MHA only needs 3 days to get ready to counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelock Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 o7 mha god speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 There goes Sparta and MHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katamaristan Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) Ready the popcorn! Edited January 29, 2011 by Katamaristan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [color="#0000FF"]MHA declares war with the larger side. What a shocker![/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarfiel Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='mythicknight' timestamp='1296275795' post='2608559'] Stick with poetry. [/quote] You've obviously never heard Vogon poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natan Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 god speed boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Welcome to the party, brothers. Hail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Sulmar' timestamp='1296275867' post='2608566'] It's good to know that MHA only needs 3 days to get ready to counter. [/quote] We've been monitoring them for the last 3 days and getting ready is not something they did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs426.ash2/71096_308510860574_3047679_n.jpg[/img] And boom goes the dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Nice announcement. I think you should have used a more accurate time frame than "days" though, unless that treaty had only been around for a few days. Um, also best of luck to the people you're declaring on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnC Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 o/ MHA Best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Lusitan' timestamp='1296275845' post='2608564'] Yay we got MHA [/quote] You lucky Edited January 29, 2011 by wickedj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeJeezy Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) I guess thats a perspective question. Well, Sparta does need your help. Edited January 29, 2011 by TheyCallMeJeezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 MHA actives the "mostly" clause. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Let no man say that MHA does not go boldly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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