Margrave Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cyber-Digi-Verse-Bob-Thing, Chaplain Margrave here with a new message, one to encourage you in these dark days of war and disorder. With the help of the Caliph Comedy Club and \m/ United Video Services LTD, Allow me to present to you our first full length production of "CitizenKane: The Man, The Myth, The Joke!" Just check out this wonderful example of our work! [quote] 21:33 Citizenkane I hear you've been dissing me 21:33 Citizenkane not got the balls to say !@#$ to my face? 21:33 Merrie_Melodies what internet balls? You gonna reach through the screen and beat me up? 21:34 Citizenkane Guilty as charged for that reaction only means 1 thing 21:34 Merrie_Melodies yes I was on a rant earlier 21:34 Citizenkane I hope you burn 21:34 Citizenkane and \m/ 21:34 Citizenkane you're all a bunch of retards 21:35 Merrie_Melodies Youve always thought we were retards 21:35 Merrie_Melodies nothing new there 21:35 Citizenkane No actually, I tried to make the PC-\m/ treaty work. 21:36 Citizenkane Until it dropped I never said a bad word in public. 21:37 Merrie_Melodies well, the good thing is, when we burn you wont be burdened 21:37 Citizenkane that is where you are mistaken, good sir 21:37 Citizenkane I voted to keep the mdoap 21:37 Citizenkane just fyi 21:37 Merrie_Melodies well I would be mistaken if that is indeed the case 21:38 Merrie_Melodies when you come to us angry over @#$%faced c%#(master bs it makes that hard to swallow 21:38 Citizenkane It's not if its the case 21:38 Citizenkane I'm telling you its the case 21:38 Citizenkane you blame me for our poor relationship 21:38 Citizenkane yet that is a fallacy 21:38 Merrie_Melodies really, how so? 21:39 Citizenkane I'm not in the mood to talk to you 21:39 Citizenkane You're clearly gonna twist and copy paste what i say 21:39 Citizenkane and i'm not up for that 21:39 Merrie_Melodies I wont twist !@#$ 21:40 Citizenkane $%&@ off 21:40 Citizenkane seriously 21:40 Citizenkane I dont want to talk to you 21:40 Citizenkane you're a retard 21:40 Merrie_Melodies you queried me good sir [/quote] But that's just the sampler, folks. We were lucky and booked Citizen Kane for a Second BLOCK BUSTING PERFORMANCE! TAKE IT AWAY, CK! [quote]Session Start: Fri Jan 21 22:57:03 2011 Session Ident: Citizenkane 01[22:58] <Caliph> [22:57] <&Citizenkane> If marx had one ounce of respect for PC 01[22:58] <Caliph> [22:57] <&Citizenkane> he wouldnt have declared on an MD partner 01[22:58] <Caliph> [22:57] <&Citizenkane> simple as 01[22:58] <Caliph> [22:57] <&Citizenkane> get out 01[22:58] <Caliph> really? [22:58] <Citizenkane> of pc [22:58] <Citizenkane> i missed a bit 01[22:58] <Caliph> yeah i got that by the fact you banned me 01[22:58] <Caliph> but your taking this awefully personally [22:59] <Citizenkane> no, I'm not [22:59] <Citizenkane> I'm taking this as a gov member of an alliance that \m/ has done nothing but !@#$ on 01[22:59] <Caliph> that is not true [22:59] <Citizenkane> .... [22:59] <Citizenkane> Yes it is. 01[23:00] <Caliph> when we had the treaty, we were good allies, except for a few $%&@ups 01[23:00] <Caliph> that were totally our fault 01[23:00] <Caliph> since we've had no treaty [23:00] <Citizenkane> You've done nothing but !@#$ on us. 01[23:00] <Caliph> PC has had its share of troling us 01[23:00] <Caliph> and !@#$ting on us [23:00] <Citizenkane> PC has never declared on an MD partner of \m/ [23:01] <Citizenkane> And now you expect PC to stand by whilst you attack one of ours? [23:01] <Citizenkane> Yeah, you're gonna get $%&@ed up [23:01] <Citizenkane> You're on the 'list'. 01[23:01] <Caliph> tbh, has a MD partner of \m/ ever given cause for PC to hit them 01[23:01] <Caliph> ? 01[23:01] <Caliph> SLCB spied on us and has !@#$ted on us 01[23:02] <Caliph> they took in members we expelled for being traitors 01[23:02] <Caliph> PC took in members we considered traitors 01[23:02] <Caliph> we expelled Josshill FOR YOU 01[23:02] <Caliph> when you brought it up to us that you considered him a traitor 01[23:02] <Caliph> and now when SLCB hits our MD ally you expect us to sit it out? [23:03] <Citizenkane> RoK declared on PC. and screwed up half of the treaty web. [23:03] <Citizenkane> SLCB defended PC. SLCB is clearly on our side of the treaty web. [23:03] <Citizenkane> YOU then defend RoK. You take Polar's side. [23:04] <Citizenkane> The same side that tried to destroy you 1 year ago. 01[23:04] <Caliph> better than VE's side 01[23:04] <Caliph> VE actively $%&@ed with us in August 01[23:04] <Caliph> Polar ceased $%&@ign with us when we got peace 01[23:04] <Caliph> and have actually tried to repair relations [23:04] <Citizenkane> I dont care dude 01[23:04] <Caliph> i know you don't 01[23:04] <Caliph> you onlysee things your way [23:05] <Citizenkane> You guys have made too many attempts to $%&@ with me personally as well by character assassinating me 01[23:05] <Caliph> i haven't Citizenkane 01[23:05] <Caliph> but i cannot speak for others [23:06] <Citizenkane> We're sick and tired of this [23:06] <Citizenkane> And you will be attacked [23:06] <Citizenkane> and we will own you [23:06] <Citizenkane> and you'll pay us reps for this 01[23:06] <Caliph> no we won't 01[23:06] <Caliph> we aren't paying reps [23:06] <Citizenkane> Then we will disband you. 01[23:07] <Caliph> white peac 01[23:07] <Caliph> or perma war [23:07] <Citizenkane> no white peace for \m/ [23:07] <Citizenkane> Perma war can be arranged. [23:07] <Citizenkane> White peace is given to respectful alliances [23:07] <Citizenkane> You've hardly been respectful to us 01[23:08] <Caliph> the same can be said of you to us 01[23:08] <Caliph> if we cherry pick posts from PC members to us [23:08] <Citizenkane> right, right [23:08] <Citizenkane> PC didnt declare war on \m/'s treaty partner 01[23:08] <Caliph> this beef is not uni directional [23:08] <Citizenkane> Then perma war it is. 01[23:09] <Caliph> remember 01[23:09] <Caliph> it is you who signed with VE 01[23:09] <Caliph> after i let Derwood know of our outstanding issues 01[23:09] <Caliph> this isn't just a "wam bam sudden change" 01[23:09] <Caliph> we both have done things 01[23:09] <Caliph> own up to your end 01[23:09] <Caliph> i've already owned up to mine [23:09] <Citizenkane> Run along, Caliph 01[23:10] <Caliph> you know, i've tried being nice [23:10] <Citizenkane> you will all be at ZI and ZT when PC have finished with you 01[23:10] <Caliph> no we won't 01[23:10] <Caliph> you're nations would have to drop too far down to ensure that 01[23:10] <Caliph> and GOONS would tire of us before that would happen [23:10] <Citizenkane> I'm pretty sure RoK would do a good job of doing that. 01[23:10] <Caliph> save your threats for those who can be intimidated 01[23:11] <Caliph> i spent 3 years helping \m/ come back 01[23:11] <Caliph> i am not paying reps to the likes of you after what you've said tonight 01[23:11] <Caliph> we are not disbanding 01[23:11] <Caliph> never again 01[23:11] <Caliph> good luck Zi'ing all of us [23:12] <Citizenkane> Caliph. PC never declared on an MD partner of \m/. [23:12] <Citizenkane> \m/ declared on an MD partner of PC. [23:12] <Citizenkane> Words are words, actions are actions. 01[23:12] <Caliph> SLCB has done actions towards us 01[23:12] <Caliph> and it was not their gov who helped us then 01[23:12] <Caliph> SLCB's gov is made up of \m/ traitors 01[23:12] <Caliph> we have a history [23:12] <Citizenkane> So what you're saying is that you hit SLCB not because of RoK ? 01[23:12] <Caliph> that is not at all what i am saying [23:13] <Citizenkane> That you have a separate CB ? 01[23:13] <Caliph> those are all bonus reasons 01[23:13] <Caliph> we hit SLCB because they hit RoK [23:13] <Citizenkane> You're a hated alliance. 01[23:13] <Caliph> yes we are 01[23:13] <Caliph> we are hated [23:13] <Citizenkane> We're going to DoW you. Then Athens are going to ghost DoW you so that ODN can get a piece of you too. [23:13] <Citizenkane> CnG FTW 01[23:13] <Caliph> we've been hated for over 3 years now [23:14] <Citizenkane> Derwood1's working it right now 01[23:14] <Caliph> that is your choice 01[23:14] <Caliph> and theirs [23:14] <Citizenkane> I hope you have decent warchests. 01[23:14] <Caliph> i hope you do to [23:14] <Citizenkane> You're gonna need them./ [23:14] <Citizenkane> We do, thanks 01[23:14] <Caliph> you're going need them [23:14] <Citizenkane> Are you going to hit PC too? [23:14] <Citizenkane> Elite. [23:15] <Citizenkane> Tears of \m/ burning are wonderful. 01[23:15] <Caliph> dude 01[23:15] <Caliph> you hitting us 01[23:15] <Caliph> with Athens 01[23:15] <Caliph> and ODN 01[23:15] <Caliph> will make MK jealous [23:15] <Citizenkane> Not until next update. 01[23:15] <Caliph> they've wanted to hit us since we came back 01[23:15] <Caliph> also, tons of alliances want us rolled 01[23:16] <Caliph> i'm not suprised [23:16] <Citizenkane> Then the likilihood is you're going to get rolled. [23:16] <Citizenkane> and pwned. 01[23:16] <Caliph> that has always been the likelyhood 01[23:16] <Caliph> since we came back 01[23:16] <Caliph> if you want to get technical you could have IRON and Legion DOW us since they never peaced with us from the UjW too 01[23:17] <Caliph> not to mention over half the alliances in CN who have expressed their desire to roll us and disband us too 01[23:17] <Caliph> know this: we are not disbanding [23:17] <Citizenkane> As I've already told you [23:17] <Citizenkane> if you're not paying reps or disbanding [23:17] <Citizenkane> its perma war 01[23:18] <Caliph> that has always been a possibility just for flying the \m/ AA 01[23:19] <Caliph> you're not scaring me, i chose to be in \m/, i could have stayed in MK 01[23:19] <Caliph> i made my bed, now i lie in it 01[23:19] <Caliph> you've made your choices, we've made ours [23:19] <Citizenkane> Good luck. 01[23:19] <Caliph> you too [23:19] <Citizenkane> We wont need it. you will. [23:21] <Citizenkane> Who's gonna back you up? [23:21] <Citizenkane> RoK? [23:21] <Citizenkane> They'll be destroyed by end of this [23:22] <Caliph> oh, i have no hope anyone is coming to our rescue [23:22] <Caliph> we are just too hated [23:22] <Caliph> nobody will go out on a limb for us [23:22] <Caliph> but at the very least i take solace in the fact that by the end of us Prominent Member of the Westboro Baptist Churchgots on the OWF will no longer go "lulz \m/ disband after 7 days of war" [23:23] <Caliph> folks like RV and Schat, they don't care about me, or \m/, they use us now to take cheap shots at VE [23:23] <Caliph> alliances praising our DOW won't do !@#$ for us if you and others hit us [23:24] <Caliph> and would be praising you for doing so [23:24] <Caliph> they don't like us [23:24] <Caliph> i'm ok with that [23:24] <Caliph> like i said, i made my bed [23:24] <Caliph> i'm not scared [23:24] <Caliph> now put up [23:24] <Caliph> or stop trying to scare me [/quote] Don't worry folks, the fun doesn't stop there! Stay tuned in for more hilarious comedy and long laffs here with Chaplain Margrave! And remember kids, it's not a CB unless...say it with me now, "VE SAYS SO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Wow, PC, Athens [i]and[/i] ODN? We sure are popular. I feel like a celebrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) I didn't laugh. Edit: Still, excellent investigative work, Margrave Edited January 22, 2011 by Lennox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 If we weren't on the 'list' I would add to this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 <Citizenkane> We're going to DoW you. whats taking you so long? if your going to do it, DO IT NOW. or STFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Citizenkane should have just brought his rifle gun, that would have sorted it all out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 CK's tears are phenomenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='LegendoftheSkies' timestamp='1295738803' post='2592536'] Wow, PC, Athens [i]and[/i] ODN? We sure are popular. I feel like a celebrity [/quote] Osnap You're celebritying it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I don't really see how these are remotely interesting other than the fact you're about to get hit by some mush larger alliances and CK is sick of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Anyone else think CitezenKane comes off like an angry 3rd grader in that first quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Expects Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1295739436' post='2592561'] I don't really see how these are remotely interesting other than the fact you're about to get hit by some mush larger alliances and CK is sick of you. [/quote] Just bring it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Lennox' timestamp='1295738915' post='2592541'] I didn't laugh. Edit: Still, excellent investigative work, Margrave [/quote] I aim to please, Lennox. \m/ exists to ruin the game of people like Citizen Kane. Also, PLEASE CRY MORE CK/GOBY/D3FILED, YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS AND TASTE OF LOST INNOCENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I don't even know why this is posted, both sides came off looking worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 \m/ govt may be retards but they are "our" retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Caliph' timestamp='1295739497' post='2592566'] Just bring it. [/quote] Sorry, bring what exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1295739652' post='2592577'] Sorry, bring what exactly? [/quote] The chips and salsa, what else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 PC fancies their chances at 7 to 1 every war. They'll never try anything NEW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1295739959' post='2592584'] PC fancies their chances at 7 to 1 every war. They'll never try anything NEW. [/quote] ...you really are that stupid. Like really, do you not ever think before you post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobbogon Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 logs=tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Turner Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cry moar, CK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Caliph' timestamp='1295739944' post='2592583'] The chips and salsa, what else? [/quote] Is there any point to this series of non sequiturs? I was under the impression the point of this topic was to show CK's illogical rant, not your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='WarriorConcept' timestamp='1295740120' post='2592586'] ...you really are that stupid. Like really, do you not ever think before you post? [/quote] PC is doing what it can due to the amount of power they wield. Now their power would've taken a shot if they supported NEW last war. Think they'd impose their will and say the stuff they're saying now if they didn't have the upper hand? Oh and when are you going to cry and send aid to an alliance to gain PR points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1295740232' post='2592591'] Is there any point to this series of non sequiturs? I was under the impression the point of this topic was to show CK's illogical rant, not your own. [/quote] perhaps you were wrong. Maybe they're pointing out both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1295740232' post='2592591'] Is there any point to this series of non sequiturs? I was under the impression the point of this topic was to show CK's illogical rant, not your own. [/quote] Well, we are \m/. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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