Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="3"][i][b]An Official Announcement from 66.6% of Blood for Friends[/b][/i][/size][/font][/center][/center] [center][center][i] [/i][/center][/center] [center][center][font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="3"][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/EuroPackPoster-1.png[/img] [/size][/font][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Welcome everybody. We've got quite the exciting tale for you. So sit back and enjoy the ride. Things are about to get a bit more complicated. [/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i] [/i][/center][/center] [center][center][i] [/i][/center][/center] [center][center][i][size="3"]I had a dream[/size][/i][i][size="3"] When I was young A dream of sweet illusion A glimpse of hope and unity And visions of one sweet union But a cold wind blows And a dark rain falls And in my heart it shows Look what they've done to my dreams[/size][/i][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Actually ,no story this time. On this day, I am here to announce a treaty of dual-membership between Wolfpack and the artist formerly known as Europa (still known as that, by the way). [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Article1: One Heart, One Soul, Just One Solution[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Europa and Wolfpack agree to never enter any kind of conflict, be it military or otherwise, against each other. Doing so would be a dick move, and would also be grounds to cancel this treaty instantaneously. Both parties will also forward any relevant information otherwise unknown by their counterparts in a timely fashion, should it pertain to the first party. [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Article2: United Forever, in Friendship and Labor [/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Both alliances agree to allow government members (and any other members they seefit) from the other alliance into their forums with a minimum of regular-member access. Doing so will allow greater levels of communication between alliances, help build friendships, and allow for quicker transference of information.[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Article3: Calm Like a Bomb[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Europa/Wolfpack, known henceforth as EuroPack, pledge to defend one another to the death in the event of an attack on either signatory. Seriously though, this clause is redundant because of BFF. You've gotta know that if you attack either of us, theother will be all up in your grill. The only reason one alliance may be leftout of a war would be a closed-door agreement from the alliance under attack asking the other to stay out (or painful inactivity). [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Article4: A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall [/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Fourth verse, same as the third, just a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse. Should either member of EuroPack decide to declare an aggressive war, the other is bound to assist by any means necessary, unless, of course, they are asked to stay out. Come at me, bro. [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Article5: Madness? This is…Sadness.[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Should either party find it beneficial or necessary to cancel this treaty, they may do so at any time. However, unless one of the above clauses is broken, this mayonly be done so by informing the other party in an appropriate fashion, and then allowing a week (7 days, children) to work out any marital problems thatmay have happened. Should the issue be of such a nature that it cannot, or will not, be worked out in 7 days, this treaty can then be cancelled. It will remainin effect for an additional 48 hours, after which it is considered null, void,and sad. Because I know, somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you. [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][u] [/u][/center][/center] [center][center][u] [/u][/center][/center] [center][center][u][size="3"]Signed for Europa:[/size][/u][/center][/center] [center][center][b][size="3"]Grand Ayatollah[/size][/b][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Ernesto Che Guevara (Chax) [/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i][size="3"]"Dude, black Santa is on sale!"[/size][/i][/center][/center] [center][center][b][size="3"]Vanilla Ayatollah[/size][/b] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]TheFlyingLobster(Mothman) [/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i][size="3"]"I have a knife, I will stab you right now."[/size][/i][/center][/center] [center][center][b][size="3"]Mint Ayatollah[/size][/b][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Kongo Jack (Deebo)[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i][size="3"]"Where do they (Marshmallows) grow then?!"[/size][/i][/center][/center] [center][center][b][size="3"]Strawberry Ayatollah[/size][/b][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Lewis Cowper[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i][size="3"]"No,but really, we don't love you, get out."[/size][/i][/center][/center] [center][center][b] [/b][/center][/center] [center][center][u][size="3"]Signed for Wolfpack:[/size][/u][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Alpha - Wolfprince[/size] [size="3"] Beta - Gimlimonkey Shaman - Edmundomcpot Regent - Cookiemonster Minister of Defense - King Hassan[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][i] [/i][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Now I know what a lot of you are thinking: "Why not just merge?" Well, we're too lazy and apathetic to do so. Besides, we wouldn't ever want to merge without including our best friends (and the only legitimate alliance in BFF), FEAR. And they've got all that "democracy" and "rule of law" in the way, so that won't be happening. But can you imagine it? I can see it now….[/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="3"][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/EuroPack-1.png[/img] [/size][/font][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Ah yes, it'd be delicious. [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Tl:dr (Caution, language)[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9b4wM-WYCM"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=P9b4wM-WYCM[/url][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center]P.S.: Nice war, guys. [/center][center]P.P.S.:I hate formatting[/center][/center] Edited January 18, 2011 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlimonkey Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 May our friendship forever grow o/Europa o/ Wolfpack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Dawg Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 O/ Wolfpack o/ Europa o/ FEAR Glad to finally see this...i knew about this years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) Congrats to our friends in Europa on the treaty. Wolfpack you made some good friends. o/ Europa o/ Wolfpack [font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]Kevin32891, Darth Creepy, Sith Lord, New Sith Order.[/font] Edited January 18, 2011 by kevin32891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 who am I hitting at update again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Needs fun quotes from WP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Not a DoW? Make it a DoW! Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Wu Tang Clan' timestamp='1295325974' post='2580096'] Not a DoW? Make it a DoW! Congrats guys. [/quote] Declaration of We Totally Got You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1295326082' post='2580107'] Declaration of We Totally Got You. [/quote] Witty. I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Wu Tang Clan' timestamp='1295325974' post='2580096'] Not a DoW? Make it a DoW! Congrats guys. [/quote] It's ok I knew about this treaty years ago and even I almost thought it was a DoW.... Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Congrats to our allies on getting even closer together. Also, great graphics for the announcement. Definitely a good chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Wu Tang Clan' timestamp='1295326155' post='2580117'] Witty. I like you. [/quote] Don't. Nobody is supposed to like me. I'm terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 More treaties should include Celine Dion. She is one of my people's favorite singers. Congrats guys, hope this goes well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Good stuff right here. Grats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerridwyn Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Good luck and may your friendship live forever, or at least until coffee *wink to the warlike sister* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1295326433' post='2580143'] Don't. Nobody is supposed to like me. I'm terrible. [/quote] You are. Plz die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Can't lie, I'm jealous! Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Believland' timestamp='1295326755' post='2580169'] You are. Plz die [/quote] Love you, BEazy. [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlimonkey Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='darkfox' timestamp='1295325962' post='2580093'] Needs fun quotes from WP. [/quote] We're too inactive to do anything funny. I thought that would have been obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Gimlimonkey' timestamp='1295327958' post='2580244'] We're too inactive to do anything funny. I thought that would have been obvious [/quote] Oh of course. Inactive people cant be funny at all. I forgot that rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheistRepublican Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 DMTs are hot. You're hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmundomcpot Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='darkfox' timestamp='1295328059' post='2580248'] Oh of course. Inactive people cant be funny at all. I forgot that rule. [/quote] inactivity goes hand in hand with laziness to think of anything funny. We're more than happy to have any humour issues handled by our Europan friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael von Prussia Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) While I'm no fan of dual membership treaties, having seen them go horribly wrong in the past, I wish Europa and Wlfpack the best of luck in this endeavor. Edited January 18, 2011 by Michael von Prussia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 BFF is one of the best-named blocs in history, and this is an example of why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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