Metallica5000 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 There comes a time in the course of human events that a man cannot escape his origins; when he must face his past and fulfill his destiny. For me, that is today. To many, my origins are a mystery. Indeed, I am the longest continually serving member of the Mushroom Kingdom, and many simply assume I sprang forth fully formed from the mind of Archon. But I do have a past, and it calls out to me across the ages. While that past will put me on a collision course with the most powerful and petty men in the world, I must heed the call of my ancestors and confront the divine right I possess and use it for the benefit of my people. As many of you know, the New Pacific Order is currently ruled by Emperor Cortath and his pompous, reckless Imperial Officers. It has been incredibly painful for me to watch this noble alliance use its hard-won position to bully, raid, and extort, especially from those who helped install the New Pacific Order Co-Prosperity Sphere. The high-ground has been relinquished in a writhing pit of profanity and power. The treatment suffered by the Order is now used as a guide on how she will treat others. Due to the aforementioned situation, I now know that if the Order is to be ruled properly, I must do it personally. As such, I am retiring from my position as Knight, and declaring myself a Pretender to the Throne. The Shrooms have granted me political asylum and I am setting up a shadow government in Artolia that will be in waiting until the Glorious Revolution installs the rightful Emperor on the Throne. Make no mistake: this will not be a violent invasion or reckless takeover, but a peaceful transition demanded by the people to remove the illegitimate princes and their enabling father from power. Under my rule, the Order will not hold alliances responsible for disavowed members, raiding will be prohibited, aliens will be treated with dignity, and reparations will be outlawed. BE IT SO ORDERED, Emperor Anarch Senior Industrial Regent and Sovereign of the New Pacific Order January 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 I have the utmost confidence that Anarch will be the NPO's greatest emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ying Yang Mafia Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 *giggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i surge i Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 I am so sad right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maguko Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Hail Anarch, true Emperor of Pacifica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk11 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Ying Yang Mafia' timestamp='1295154174' post='2576666'] *giggles? [/quote] No. Please don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wang Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 All Hail Emperor Anarch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 I shall follow you, my liege. Junior command of the Pacifican Military is at your service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 May your justice spread through every evil vein of the New Pacific Order and fuel them to a new beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raken Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 a smart political endeavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalk Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 All hail the new Emperor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddard Stark Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Not an Alliance announcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commisar Gaunt Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Ave Pacifica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 o/ the true ruler of Pacifica. Please make a government channel in exile so I can find you while you dispose of Corath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkAK47_002 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 So basically "NO U" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Sir Paul Wannabe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1295154485' post='2576685'] Sir Paul Wannabe? [/quote] Except I don't see Sir Paul actually attacking us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Anarch, as sad is it makes me to see you leave the Kingdom, your rightful place is at the helm of Pacifica. Godspeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1295154485' post='2576685'] Sir Paul Wannabe? [/quote] Well, he did put his money where his mouth was, unlike Sir Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1295154485' post='2576685'] Sir Paul Wannabe? [/quote] Sir Paul, if Sir Paul actually did something except post poorly written "news" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) [quote name='BlkAK47_002' timestamp='1295154480' post='2576684'] So basically "NO U" [/quote] No, he actually attacked the false Emperor. Do you not recognize the rightful heir of the Pacifican throne when you see him? Edited January 16, 2011 by tamerlane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Can we stop comparing Anarch to Sir Paul? It's insulting to Senior Industrial Regent and Sovereign of the New Pacific Order. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapmanej Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 o/ Anarch. Actually had the guts to carry out his grand vision, unlike a certain someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='TheNeverender' timestamp='1295154541' post='2576690'] Well, he did put his money where his mouth was, unlike Sir Paul. [/quote]And that makes this something other then a rip off of a SP joke how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowdog07 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Finally we can stop pretending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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