JoshuaR Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [center][IMG]http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb302/JoshuaRCN/flag-defeat1.gif[/IMG][/center] [center]MFO Acknowledges winters' (of nation Bing Bang Bam) grievous error in using in-game spy attacks to destroy money reserves from the noble FAN nation of CigarNation. winters will be punished by 1000 lashings administered by tall, leather-clad, voluptuous, silky, lovely, beautiful, my-mouth-is-drooling women. He will not like it. Mmmm. And on top of that, we will actually force him to learn to spy on the neighbor girls, not on old and cranky guys with guns. Beyond that, because MFO is lazy, I have other work to do, and we feel infinite mercy upon the poor FAN nations, we have decided not to destroy them. Instead, our nations will send peace offers and cease all defending attacks, and perform no more spy operations (or other aggressive actions) against the nations of FAN. MFO will also be sending CigarNation the $7,851,903.54 that was destroyed in the attack. $6,000,000 will come from the nation of Bing Bang Bam*, one package now and another in ten days (or so). And $1,851,903.54 will come from my own nation simply because I have the aid slots and haven't been vigilant on purchasing technology anyway. But because I am cheap (and all the richer for it!), I'm going to send the minimum possible, myself. Teeheehee. Adminspeed, children of FAN, and poor innocent infants of MFO.[/center] [b]-JoshuaR of Chana[/b] (because I like repeating my signature even though it's already in the signature section of my post) [b]-JoshuaR of Chana[/b] (oh look, I was also egotistical enough to make my name the only bold thing on this page) --- [size="1"]*Unless he accidentally doesn't send the money, seeing as he accidentally started a mini-war. In which case I or others in MFO will cover the rest.[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeMaster Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Darn, no war?! What is this I don't even. . . Oh well. At least FAN got to make a nice announcement, etc. Edited January 14, 2011 by TimeMaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyndicatedINC Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Is that your real flag or did you just want to run it up the pole and see who saluted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rontastic Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 This was a pretty lame tech raid, all in all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted January 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='SyndicatedINC' timestamp='1294991944' post='2574913'] Is that your real flag or did you just want to run it up the pole and see who saluted? [/quote] We've had that flag ready and prepared for years! We finally get to use it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbigwlly Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I approve this message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 FAN accepts these terms and appreciates the opportunity to use our diplomacy with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I wish we could calculate just how many guns we've put in the hands of children everywhere today. What a fantastic way to finish my night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Came close to the [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/100_Seconds_War]100 seconds war[/url] but alas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted January 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1294992148' post='2574919'] Came close to the [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/100_Seconds_War]100 seconds war[/url] but alas [/quote] No, it's much slower because I'm horribly inactive. Though that's better than me being horribly active, in which case maybe I would have thought it more interesting to try a different diplomatic response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyndicatedINC Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='JoshuaR' timestamp='1294992010' post='2574915'] We've had that flag ready and prepared for years! We finally get to use it! [/quote] Well then kudos to you all, quite inventive and amusing. Certainly the attention getter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Peace at last, peace at last, thank god almighty, peace at last. It's been a hard fought battle and much tears were shed on both sides of the lines but with effort I am sure we can overcome this scar on our shared history and move forward to a better CN, a better America and ultimately a better Earth. Edited January 14, 2011 by Jocko Homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I hope this opens the door for more announcements and activity from FAN in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='WarriorConcept' timestamp='1294992953' post='2574926'] I hope this opens the door for more announcements and activity from FAN in the future. [/quote] Be careful what you wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1294992994' post='2574927'] Be careful what you wish for. [/quote] I know what I'm wishing for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I only came to the OWF to grab the necesary links to make a CN news update on the ragnarok forums discussing the latest and gratest war to hit our world and then i read this ... for shaaaaaame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Congrats on a quick and fair resolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 +1 for letting us know the the FAN nation's warchest size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Well that was quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Congratulations on resolving the situation. Best of luck to MFO and FAN. Truth be told I thought this would implode into a miniature war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 well that was completely !@#$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some-Guy Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 STOP BEING DIPLOMATIC. God damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Diplomacy wins again! Best wishes to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaciaut Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Shoot first answer questions later once you have the required attention, i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 well played MFO, your good people, I wish I seen more of ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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