mpol777 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [center] [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/fan.jpg[/img] [size=5][font="Impact"]Federation of Armed Nations[/font][/size] [/center] On 1/12/2011 at 12:08:41 AM an unwarranted terrorist attack was launched against the [b]Federation of Armed Nations[/b]. [u]$7,851,903.54[/u] was stolen from the coffers of the non-profit "Guns for Tots" program that provides handguns for underprivileged children. Typically an unprovoked attack such as this would lead to an immediate FANpile of the aggressor. That fire mission was placed on hold in this instance so an investigation could be done. The case was handed over to our [u][i]Department of Paranoia and Tinfoil Hats[/i][/u] [img]http://fangamers.net/images/smilies/foilhat.gif[/img] for a risk assessment. That report has since been classified, but their findings were very clear. There was no just cause for this attack and stealing guns from the hands of poor children, in this the birth month of our lord John Moses Browning, points to the possibility that some gun hating, godless heathens may be setting the stage for a large scale attack. This threat will not be ignored. [b]The Federation of Armed Nations[/b] will be conducting a police action inside the borders of nations associated with [b]Mr Fixit Online (MFO)[/b] in order to determine the size and scope of the threat they present to our nations and of course, to the children. Once the threat has been assessed we will take appropriate action. It is shame that violence grips our world. It is especially troubling for a peaceful alliance such as ours. However we can not and will not sit idly by while children are being robbed of their right to bear arms and there is the possibility that all of our lives and freedoms are in jeopardy. Terrorists such as this must be dealt with. They are the enemy of freedom. They despise freedom and everything associated with it. They hate mom, apple pie, bacon and guns. They'll stop at nothing to rid the world of these things even if it means stealing from children. Rest assured we will do our best to stop these terrorists inside their borders. We will fight them over there so you don't have to fight them here. We fight for you. We fight for freedom. We fight for the children. It is our hope that you, the global community, will join us in condemning the terrorist attack of the MFO against poor innocent children. With your support we will find out why MFO wants to rid the world of beer and bacon and hopefully stop the threat before this turns into all out war. [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/officialfan.gif[/img] tl;dr FAN loves freedom, pie, bacon, guns and your mom MFO are terrorists that steal from children, hate your mom and will kill you in your sleep. And of course. GUN PRON! fap fap fap fap fap [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/upload/4635-14BCM1.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Needs more guns. Great announcement nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) It's for the children. Edited January 14, 2011 by Jocko Homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) [s]is this a DoW? i r confused[/s] Good luck, FAN! Edited January 14, 2011 by wickedj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 O/ Fan! Shame on you MFO.....that money was for the children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 FAN Gun Porn is best Gun Porn To Freedom! o/ FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 More children in this world need good, working assault rifles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I totally forgot MFO was still around. Also, only one gun pron is not enough. We need more. o/ FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Well FAN had a good run this time, See ya later buddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeline Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 all the fail fan crap, did FAN even try diplomacy ? Also will Sparta want to slap FAN about via NOIR or any of the black alliances ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Hey NOIR, looks like you better take some action here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Good luck, combatants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson895 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 grumble* I have to get up for work in three hours and MFO pulls this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) This is pretty interesting, has MFO ever been at war before? Will Johnny Apocalypse make the journey home to stand with his brothers? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions [i]and more[/i]. Edited January 14, 2011 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Good luck to all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DictatatorDan Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [color="#FF0000"]This announcement is tasty. Finally someone doing something.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Timeline' timestamp='1294983552' post='2574732'] all the fail fan crap, did FAN even try diplomacy ? Also will Sparta want to slap FAN about via NOIR or any of the black alliances ? [/quote] Why would NOIR get involved? It is a ODP, and MFO is clearly the aggressor here. We are simply defending ourselves. We were attacked without provocation by MFO, what do you want us to do, send flowers? Have you people really lost so much of your backbone that you are actually blaming the victims of an unwarranted attack for defending themselves? Have you no courage? no worth? We do. Edited January 14, 2011 by Jocko Homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I missed mpol announcements, glad to see you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Be careful, the top 6 MFO nations have max cruise missiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1294983818' post='2574742'] This is pretty interesting, has MFO ever been at war before? Will Johnny Apocalypse make the journey home to stand with his brothers? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions [i]and more[/i]. [/quote] baptism by fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Was diplomacy even attempted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='Ninja Colt' timestamp='1294984046' post='2574749'] Be careful, the top 6 MFO nations have max cruise missiles. [/quote] We understand the risks we are taking. Our soldiers have written their wills and kissed their significant others. They have examined themselves and committed their lives to the defense of the fatherland. They understand the fear, the fear that is felt when performing a Calvary charge against a fully loaded cruise missile facility, yet they have continued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Smyth Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Nope. They never contacted us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='Aeternos Astramora' timestamp='1294984098' post='2574751'] Was diplomacy even attempted? [/quote] Before or after they attacked us without provocation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='Mr. Smyth' timestamp='1294984272' post='2574753'] Nope. They never contacted us. [/quote] Instant classic response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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