porksaber Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Brethren and Arrnea, On planet bob, there is a great amount of diversity, Like the diversity in a field of wild cabbage, a teaspoon of dirt, or in a thick bowl of vegetable soup. Since I am hungry at the moment, let's focus on the bowl of soup analogy. Each alliance on our planet represents an important ingredient in a bowl of vegetable soup. For example, iFOK are like the carrots. The Poison Clan is a chunky yet delicate potato that tenderly yet firmly affixes itself to a fork, which is odd, since it's soup we're talking about and normally a fork has no business in soup, yet I digress. The take home here is that Poison Clan is like a potato in this analogy, so let's move on. The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes are like the Okra in the soup! What good is a bowl of soup without Okra! Let us be the Okra. This is importana, so make a mental note. The SOS Brigade is like a Daikon Radish! It is odd, no one seems to know what it is, and from the moment you put it in your mouth, you wonder if doing that was a good idea. Naturally, some of our members are curious about such delicacies and want to know more. So they let their curiousity get the better of them. We've told them that soup is not yet on. I repeat: Soup is not yet on. Sorry bout that guys! I REPEAT: ACTUNG! DER SCHNITZLE NO IST KOOKT! So in conclusion: iFOK = Carrot Poison Clan = Potato SOS Brigade = Daikon Radish SLCB = the okra up in hurrrrr tl;dr? SLCB accepts the SOS Brigade's apology for the unfortunate incident at Pearl Harbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I really enjoy being a carrot. o/ SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 SLCB announcements are some of my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'm so glad that we could work this out. on a very real and somber note, I'd just like to say: I'm very sorry that SOS can't keep their own house in order. It's a shame. Their existence, I mean. good show, pork. SLCB forever, bernkastel never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='Jingoist' timestamp='1294622519' post='2570501'] SLCB forever, bernkastel never. [/quote] I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Alrighty then. Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 A little unorthodox, but it'll do; thanks 'n' all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingivitis Khan Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Thanks for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [img]http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp120/roxy946/my%20%20idol-Scrapblog/potatoes.gif[/img] tldr; Nice announcement SLCB Good Luck with post Pearl Harbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikita Ilyich Lenin Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 premium announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='Zoomzoomzoom' timestamp='1294622426' post='2570497'] SLCB announcements are some of my favorites. [/quote] Their cancellation on Nemesis is the stuff of legend [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/awesome.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Importana announcement indeed. Also p0rksaber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Just as point of interest, I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that FOK is a green bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'm glad to see this resolved. Perhaps now Locke will come visit our forums again. I miss you, Locke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 truly a most seaworthy announcement, this here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='Erwin Schrodinger' timestamp='1294624889' post='2570580'] I'm glad to see this resolved. Perhaps now Locke will come visit our forums again. I miss you, Locke [/quote] I stop by from time to time, no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 This was a fantastic effort, however while Locke may like and accept it. I do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearo Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 But like always you are irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='spearo' timestamp='1294626376' post='2570602'] But like always you are irrelevant. [/quote] I dunno, my position gives me quite a sizable amount of relevancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkAK47_002 Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 My brain hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1294626104' post='2570597'] This was a fantastic effort, however while Locke may like and accept it. I do not. [/quote] what a surprise. the stink of your touch is ALL over this issue. what a shock you won't let it be resolved in the way that your alliance ASKED for it to be resolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1294626476' post='2570605'] I dunno, my position gives me quite a sizable amount of relevancy. [/quote] how does being bent over the kitchen table give you any relevancy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearo Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1294626476' post='2570605'] I dunno, my position gives me quite a sizable amount of relevancy. [/quote] Is that what they told you to make you be quiet? Making up words is also the way to go. Edited January 10, 2011 by spearo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 [quote name='BlkAK47_002' timestamp='1294626512' post='2570607'] My brain hurts. [/quote] I'm truly sorry we had to bring this to you. [quote name='Jingoist' timestamp='1294626631' post='2570609'] how does being bent over the kitchen table give you any relevancy? [/quote] Cool your jets there, buster, this isn't the place. [quote name='spearo' timestamp='1294626666' post='2570611'] Is that what they told you to make you be quiet? [/quote] He actually is rather relevant within the alliance, whatever you may think of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Congrats on resolving this in a peaceful manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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