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As you all know, Cactuar is horrible at using directions and getting around so it totally got exponentially worse when an anonymous source bought him a brand new Millenium Falcon. Hell, he dosen't even know how to drive a stick shift let alone a space ship. The good news was that it had a GPS but on the down side, its factory setting was in Wookie so poor ol' Cactuar couldn't use it.

Well he did end up getting LOST but on his way there he met some amazing people who showed him how to get back to Earth. He had a few beers with them at the local cantina in Tatooine on the way back to Earth with those folks and rumor has it that he even did some kareoke with the Bith. They got to know each other pretty well and with that I present you an ODP between the RIA and =LOST=

[center][b][size="7"]Cactuar uses the Schwarz and becomes lost[/size][/b][/center]

[center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070927162955/cybernations/images/8/82/EmpireflagVersion2JPEG.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7024/funktuar.jpg[/img][/center]

[b]Preamble[/b]

The League of Shadows Treaty (=LOST=) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) have come together to go on an epic [s]road[/s] space trip together.

[b]Article 1.[/b]

=LOST= and RIA agree that there can be no fighting between each other, otherwise it's going to be one long ass trip. Also activating [s]Mega Maid[/s] Death Star is a big no-no.

[b]Article 2.[/b]

Space is a dangerous place. If either =LOST= or the RIA come under attack during this trip the other party is encouraged, but not obligated to come to the others defence. Imperial Starcruiser fleets are to be avoided at all cost.

[b]Article 3.[/b]

If =LOST= or RIA sees an asteroid coming that may damage the other party they are required to tell them about it. Don't want to have a dent in that nice new Mercedes-Benz spaceship.

[b]D: Florida.[/b]

If a new planet is discovered on this trip it must be named Florida.

[b]Article 5.[/b]

It's a long trip and it is only fair that the costs are split evenly. But if one party is really short on fuel money they can ask the other for some help.

[b]Article 6.[/b]

"If you don't stop arguing I'm turning this space cruiser around!!!" If =LOST= and RIA decide that they no longer want to go on this space trip with each other they have to give the other at least 72 hours notice.

Signed,

[b]For =LOST=,[/b]
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6503/sigblock.jpg[/img]

[b]For RIA,[/b]

~ Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff, Hater of Cats, and 'pigs in spaaace'.
~ Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
~ Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
~ King Death II, Darth Vader wannabe aka Darth Helmet, also dude who does everything
~ C-zom, Head of Military Operations
~ Ogaden, intergalactic groove machine
~ Jenne - Responding to Peer Pressure since 2010
~ cctmsp13 - they still let me sign stuff!

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